A NEW BRED

BEWARE ANONS!

FOR A PROPHECY TELLS OF A NEW WAVE OF HORROR TO FALL UPON US!

A NEW BRED OF CANCER UNPHASED BY SHITPOSTING!

WHERE WILL YOU RUN?

a new bred

THICC-BRAAAAAAAP!!!!

me on the left

Stop raiding us, /lgbt/ faggots.

I bet her belly button smells like Parisian cheese.

She caught a whale with that net good for her excellent sportsmanship

You could prolly fuck it too.

NAZIS WATCH OUT

Literally an amalgam of ugliness.

Betas are supposed to figuratively orbit fat and ugly girls.

These guys are literally orbiting this fucking hammy bitch. She's generating a Barycenter and these poor numale's are hopelessly stuck. Twirling slowly through space until they inevitably come too close and are devoured by flabba the bitch.

Why is it the fat ones that are the most confident in what they wear?

HHNNNNGGGG I WANT TO FUCK THAT FAT CHICKS BELLY SO BAD

nasty

Cognitive dissonance

I'd fuck everything in that pic

Urbanites deserve hellfire

I bet it's a dude.

>A NEW BRED

Bed you mean? she looks like she needs a new one

>name our band

>literally in a fishnet

Someone please explain to me the genders of each person.

>WHERE WILL YOU RUN?
I can most definitely outrun the one on the left

>unphased

Surely you mean unfazed. Phasing is an electrical term.

The really sad part is those betas are probably trying to that

>Aquaticus Diabeetus
>Incelsius Manletiticus
>[REDACTED]
>Dudeum Weedian Lemoianicus

Scientist have been put on hold in figuring out the genders, as a search team fell into a fat roll.

They're sending an armed security team in, due to reports of "giant crabs" attacking them over comms.

>Dudeum Weedian Lemoianicus
0/10, tried too hard with this one

Gen Z will save u-...

When will we be able to massacre the degenerates with total impunity????

> mfw she's so fat she needs a fishnet to prevent her from exploding

i know what i'll be up to

>be me
>2023
>sitting in subway
>eating a sub, sitting in booth alone
>landwhale pod barely fits through door
>loudly screeching about superwholock or some stupid tumblr fandom shit
>order fucktons of cookies and all get two footlongs each
>try to ignore, work on finishing sub and hopefully quickly vanishing
>too late
>landwhales crowd around booth
>one of them takes out a phone
>other darts fatty arm forward, tries to grab sub
>try to remove arm but it's like dislodging a naval anchor
>"GIVE ME YOUR FOOD!" screeches landwhale
>other landwhales chimp and demand that i do so immediately and cease my microaggression
>have had enough of this shit
>stand up
>landwhale is so concerned with eating my sub that they don't pay attention to me
>reach hand into concealed holster
>draw 9mm
>safety off, click resounds around tiny subway
>landwhale has but one second to look up, enormous jaw drops
>BLAM
>ears ringing, don't care
>shoot again
>BLAM BLAM BLAM
>landwhales try to bolt but don't get far
>easy targets
>empty magazine on all four landwhales
>subway staff is silent
>turn to staff, still having ringing ears
>"that was on me"
>holster and walk away to the sound of thundering applause

*swiftly slices open her belly*

rip big rob

im ready

I wanna fuck that stomach.