You wake up at an apartment in Berlin in 1941. How fucked are you?

You wake up at an apartment in Berlin in 1941. How fucked are you?

>brown hair
>brown eyes
>can't speak German, only American
>aquiline nose

Yeah I'm donezo

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I think the biggest problem for most Whites like myself would be having been circumcised, as the only people then who were circumcised were Jews.

I'd be Anschluss'd

Is that why they circumcise everyone in america? So they can't be distinguished by their dicks?

You'd be fine man.

>American
It's English

no some influential evangelical christcuck in the 19th century started doing it so that boys wouldn't masturbate

>blue eyes
>light brown hair
>speaking some German
>not circumcised
>overall not looking jewish or gypsy
I think I would probably make it

> fluent in german
> master race
>milfag
Yeah goes well

Brown hair, blue/hazel eyes. 6'5.

>speak American
Get the fuck OUT.

Regardless you would be fine if you aren't a Jew, you'd have the opportunity to fight for white identity too.

>no Asian girls.

Would blow my brains out desu

>can't speak German, only American
Fuck off, cunt.

>Brown/Blonde hair
>Chinky Finn eyes
>White as snow
>Speaks a tiny bit of German
I should be okay...

>greek (the actual kind, not the gypsy/turksperm ones)
>pale, hazel green eyes, light brown hair
>can speak some german, can quote goebbels and hitler
>dislike jews
>dick isn't deformed, not circumcised

Should be alright

>can't speak German, only American
I hope your sister gets gang raped by a pack of niggers.

>look generically white, not extremely Aryan or non-Aryan
>can only speak English and grade school level French
I get tortured and executed, or sent to a concentration camp as soon as someone finds me

is our little teafag butthurt? (yes he is)

...

I could visit my Grandpa, so everything cool

Not circumcised, blonde hair, blue eyes, 6'

Would flourish 10/10

>light brown hair
>blue eyes

Find my way out onto the street, ask for someone who speaks English. Figure out what the date is, and use my knowledge of WW2 history to prove I'm "clairvoyant".

Start lobbing molotovs as passing german troop trucks and launching rockets at them from rooftops.

No way that's really it. That's fucking stupid.

At least this way, they can defile their own language instead of ours.

How were blacks usually treated in Germany during this time? I know a lot of german boys looked uo ti Jesse Owens so I think I'd be cool with them.

From a neutral country. I got blue eyes and brown hair. I think I'm safe

What's worse is the reasoning why they still do it today:
>It helps prevent STDs
Hey Dr. Goldstein, I'm pretty fucking sure that there's way better ways to prevent STDs than an irreversible surgical procedure.

I'm a mutt German/scotch Irish but more than 75% germanic, I have the facial aesthetics of Germans and as described by others "piercing eyes" but I'm a manlet.
Probably be alright, I've always been scrappy and love guns. I can drink a fifth of liquor to myself (and I'm 5'7 145) so gotta love the alcoholic genes I've been blessed with

>Brown Hair
>Green Eyes
>Fluent in English (Obviously), know some German and Russian
>Small, parallel facial features
>Paler than paper
>Nazi sympathiser
>Circumcised benis

No clue tbqh

haha, well memed my friend

>Dirty blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Can speak rough German
>family is from Germany

I'd say I'm pretty okay, enough to be ignored

Nazis weren't any more racist than any other Europeans

>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Can speak Dutch, German, English and French

I think I'm good

>brown hair
>blue eyes
>polish jew
>ich spreche die deutsch

>brown hair
>blue eyes
>can speak burger and nip
>study particle physics so I can give them a nuke before the war starts
I'd say i'm bretty good

>If it's 1941 I still have blond hair
>Hazel eyes
>Christian Pole
>Can utter about a dozen words in Polish
Hopefully they just deport me back or something

But then they'd do penis inspection day
>Jewdick
>It's off to the camps!

I wonder if Mapuche can clasiffy as honorary aryans.

>>Circumcised benis
Into the gas chambers with you.

Red hair, blue eyes and female, will I be ok?

I think they would kill dykes

>brown hair
>brown eyes
>can't speak German

I think I would try saying one of the few German phrases I know about Jews, and singing Horst Wessel Lied and Erika

Not ture. Marines in WW2 were circumcised to avoid infections. People who had infections growing up were curimized. Its a meme that the Germans were doing dick checks to find jews.

You are fine if you don't have the mark of the Jew

There would be tons of them in France. Vietnam was still a colony.

Pretty ok, only i wouldn't be able to get home very easily.

That's not true. I saw in it more than one Holocaust movie. It was the main plot point in one of them. The other was set in Russia and some guy tried to prove he wasn't a Jew by pulling his dick out but the guards just laughed at him for being a homo.

>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>conversational German
I'd probably be okay?

Except I'm not a dyke so there's that.

>I saw in it more than one Holocaust movie

and as we know, the Jew never lies about the Holocaust

>6'2, fit, uncut dick
>skin tone is between Fitzpatrick scale values II-III
>Brown eyes, light brown hair, straight nose
>Speak Spanish and English fluently, speak some very basic German

I'll just pretend I'm a Spaniard. The problem is I'm not carrying documents proving identity

Germans weren't doing cock checks to find jews. The Thrid Reich was indifferent to Islam and they cut their dicks too. A crippled penis wasn't a 100% tell someone is a jew in 1940s Germany.

>surrender
>when questioned, claim to be an American defector
>deliver advanced weapons concepts and modern battle strategy
>use my prescient knowledge of world history to aid the Reich
>shake hands with mein furhur
>change history
>we High Castle nao

>black hair
>green eyes
>can't speak German
>degenerate
Soap.

>Be half-chink-jap
>Can speak Japanese somewhat
>Run to Japanese embassy
>Claim some kike mugged me and took my ID, get some temp travel docs
>Hope it's before Dec 7
>If Pearl Harbor not happen yet, travel to US, toss ID, speak crappy Mandarin to pass as best ally chink
>If Pearl Harbor happening, try to wait it out in Switzerland

IT WAS HORRIBLE I TELL YOU I WILL NEVER FORGET THE HUMILIATION OF WHEN THEY STRIPPED OUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC AND TOOK THEM, AND THEN THEY TOOK OUR VERY BODIES!

THEY TOOK OUR BODIES AND THEY TOOK OUR PEOPLE AND HOUR HISTORY! AND THEN THEY TOOK OUR SOULS!

>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>can't speak german
>kate middleton nose
i'd be good

you have to go back paco

I would be fine

Same here.

>American claiming defection
>tell them their enigma machine is cracked
>tell them all the Allied spies noted in wikipedia
>write out the design for the AKM (or just give them my Arsenal SLR if I van grab it before going back)
>Tell them how Normandy will ne invaded and give times
>tgem them to just gas the Russians with biological and chemical weapons

>Light brown hair
>Blue eyes
>Nordic looks
>Tell them ur a Finn
>Be on holiday and getting ready for Continuation War and commie soviet killing
"Aryan brethen! Come get some weapons before you leave."

>I saw it in a Jew-vie
Was it before or after the masturbation machines?

>green eyes
>dark hair
>fluent in english
>olive skin tone
>straight nose
>round head

I'm thinking probably before. At that point we were still learning about Anne Frank and how to hide (((jewels))) in the bottle of baby's milk and hide in the axle of the supply train with it to escape Germany.

>blond
>green eyes
>but only speak english and spanish
>have read Mein Kampf though

>blue eyes
>dirty blonde hair
>an arm full of shitty tattoos
>genital warts
Yeah, I'm going straight into the gas chamber. I'll still Heil Hitler before they gas me though

>kate middleton nose
Yeah but what about your tits?

Yeah that worked.

i banged an asian milf at a massage parlor today.
It was gross, and she yelled at me in Chinese when i fingered her butthole.
Fuck I have fallen down low.

awesome!

I have dark brown hair and eyes but I look Italian because that's muh heritage, and they were allies of Germany... so hopefully..

When in 1941? I'd probably be fucked but if I can find someone who speaks English I could go full clairvoyant.

You can still indiana jones your half-nigger ass out of there by getting Hitler to sign your book and then rant on Sup Forums about how you fit in with your spoonfed ideology.

Fucking yank

Ah, but you don't understand the mind of the Jew. You see, once that didn't work, they moved on and performed a scientific study to compare how group A jewdick guys would jerk off compared to how group B normaldick guys would jerk off.

The actual conclusions are pretty acrobatic in explaining away how little the foreskin had to do with it, but the ultimate conclusion was that they were both fully capable of ejaculating. Ergo, there's no reason not to get circumcised.

Checkmate goyim.

I feel a little bit better about myself after reading that

Well since this is me I'll be fine.

youtube.com/watch?v=0Sm-fJJkyU8

Did hitler like black people?

>I feel a little bit better about myself after reading that
please do.
And don't make bad life decisions.
Being Degenerate takes a toll on your soul. I'm in too deep now, so im just gonna go with it

Dirty blond hair
Blue/green eyes
No physical deformities
Out of shape but not grotesquely fat
6'4"
50% English and 25% Scandinavian DNA with the rest a Western European mix

Pretty good

good post

Fun fact: American English has changed less since the 18th Century than British English.

Brown hair
hazel eyed
senpai is german/italian/anglo
Only german I can speak is "und beir bitte"
give it to me strait Sup Forums what are my chances?

ITT: everyone is Hitler's dream child

>brown hair
>green Anglo-Saxon eyes
>english only
>yuge Roman nose
I think I'd make it, after all Goebbels looked like a kike rat.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, English only...probably pretty well fucked. Also, pretty sure I left the oven on in 2017 so doubly fucked.

How late in 1941? 11/12 chance I can go to the embassy and get the fuck out of there, or even spend a little time there

>Hazel-Green eyes
>Brown hair
>6'1
>Straight nose
>Speak Baby Deutsche

Not too fucked

I'm an engineer with a hobby in building my own semi advanced technology from scratch (ie, taking raw materials and making the parts out of them).

I'd be a national asset no matter what western country I woke up in. Maybe I could get a nice traditional German girl.

>light skinned black
>only speak english and little bit of french


brb becoming spy for Germany

Brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin, circumcised, Amerigan. I look a lot like young Goebells so maybe I'm fine.

>literally a spic
Adiós.

>blue eyes
>dark blonde hair
>white
>autism
>don't speak German
I'd probably get oven'd

I'd be alright. 100% Ching chong pretend to be disgusting Jap monkey.

>black, curly hair
>brown eyes
>circumcised
I hope my apartment's on the top floor because I'm just gonna jump.

>big blue eyes
>light complexion
>dark blonde
>speak a little bit german
>a pole
I'm so fucking dead.

>dirty blonde hair
>cant speak german
>green eyes
>roman nose

i have a 40 percent of living

I think I'd be fine, I can easily pass of as Japanese and maybe liberate some German cuties

I'm pretty tan atm, and I speak enough spanish I might be able to convince them I am a spanish fascist

fuck im perma tanned if im not wearing long sleeves im dead

>Implying brown hair and brown eyes wouldn't be considered white in 1941 Germany

I'd just ask them to deport me back to Flanders tbhfam.
i should make sure i don't get on the wrong train tho :^)

strong jawline, blue eyes

still fucked because pretty much every german male in my age was send to the front and died in the next 4 years