Best of #WOKE history thread

Best of #WOKE history thread

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Powerful, just powerful.

Fucking this

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we was changz?

you hear that, east asians?

open up your borders and welcome the brothas in.

they're your progenitors. your people. honor your ancestors and gib free housing and EBT.

#blackgirlmagic

>YOU ARE AN ABORIGINAL INDIGENOUS AMERICAN
youtube.com/watch?v=kv15-bfLKeA

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that thread again

>inventing music

is this faggot serious?

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Hahahahahaja

>inventing then subsequently forbidding music

Makes sense.

I find it hilarious that it says to 'look it up' and 'do your research', as though the original creator couldn't bothered to put in any kind of source or factual evidence for the claim.

Humans are originally from Pluto, look it up, do your research.

thanks obama

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>History and all the sciences

Quite a brief summary I imagine, judging by the size of the book.

surgery: Mesopotamians
coffee: irrelevant
flying machines: Wright brothers (plane) and Da Vinci (helicopter)
University: Indians
Optics: Egyptians
Music: Existed since the ancient times
Hospitals: English
Algebra: Greeks
none of these are muslim
the only "muslims" that invented anything were the Persians

But user, I thought someone in Brazil invented flying machines :^)

Nostradamus was a black man.

They're so desperate because deep down they know they haven't contributed anything.

I guess their inferiority complex turns out to be true after all.

Still they try to appropriate other cultures rather than actually achieving something themselves.

Sad. Just sad.


Also, What a fucking disgusting claw.

More of the same: Sweet Jesus!

You know this COULD be a powerful image if it was real science book and she'd see a career woman in the mirror.

But of course, it has to be negro sky wizard shit instead.

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they may not have invented flying machines, but they did perfect crashing them into buildings

RA RA RASPUTIN, BROWNER THAN A COFFEE BEAN, HE WUZ A CAT THAT REALLY WUZ KANG!

This made me laugh. I like that song user it's just right level of camp and catchy.

I love how in OPs says do your research if you do research that's what makes you racist.

Ugly ass black feet versus superior white women

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I though two brothers in Macedonia invented Cyrillic
One of them named Cyril

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I find this offensive

They base the "invented flying" claim on a motorist niutjob who lived in occupied Spain. He literally taped some fake wings to his arms and jumped off building. Any child who tried this same experiment off the garage roof with some cardboard wings knows exactly what happened. But muslims are too stupid to understand that or basic physics, so they claim he "soared over the town" and landed in a river. He then suspiciously never repeated the experiment, nor did none else pick up where he left off.

It's as delusional as the "we wuz swollen headed nigger scientists who made white people claim"

MЫ БЫЛИ КOPOЛИ И ГOBHO

STAY WOKE
youtube.com/watch?v=Ievza7mgjdA

wtf I'm a KANG now

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>tfw you reach the truth using niggerology
kek

youtube.com/watch?v=hBlbLgl5WDs

>Black women were destroying germany
So hitler was in his right

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This is actually a technique for playing guitar called "bowed guitar." A lot of Post-Rock bands do this to create "walls of noise." It sounds pretty cool desu.

Though it's usually used on electrics.

You can hear it in this song

youtu.be/iIaHz8H6W0s?t=252

The Wright brothers were muslim?

i have thought this for the longest time, chinks are more realted to balcks than we know like whites are more realted to middle easterners and some indians than we know.
Its all about phenotypes

>Caucasoid-euros, Arabs, some Indians
>Mongoloid-Asians, native Americans, some Africans
>Australoid-aboriginals, south Indians, south Africans
>Negroid-Africans

Clear evidence that the original Romans were black.

Stay mad whitey!

WE WUZ KANGS WE WUZ KANGS WE WUZ KANGS BLA BLA BLA BLM BLM BLM WE INVENTED EVERYTHING

WE WUZ CHANKZZ!!!

>Scipio Africanus
See? Literally in his name it is said that he was black!

WOKE

Yeah, stupid honkeys, eradictating our black asses n nosez n shieet from historty!!

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

But Hannibal was black too! Were the Punic wars a black civil war?

SHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIT

Woke AF Simpsons, beeyotch.

We built America, whitey.

CULTURAL

APPROPRIATION

we wuz engineers an shit

Bet y'all didn't know dat da Tazmanian debbil is BLACK. Yeah, das righ.

>we built America
Nigga you picked cotton. That's not building shit.

Sadly Marge actually has canonical black ancestry in the modern zombie simpsons

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Looks like a rhino's foot!

According to the language Arabs were from Egypt

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=JfIeburPnio[embed]

>inventing music

LMAO abdul, all of these were invented long before your prophet ever left the womb of his mother

holy shit I've never seen this one before this is new levels on inferiority black people are so jealous of whites its disgusting.

>Cultural appropriation, but it's "good" so no outrage

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Holy shit, a real stradivari!

That finger looks like one of the animal parts I dissected in high school biology

>Marx was commie
>Marx was a Jew
>Marx was black

All the reasons to hate him and now we just have one more

LMAO the only heritage black supremacist don't claim is their very own.

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Have the better one

We mock niggers for making these absurd claims but future generations of white and blacks will be believe that this shit is the truth. I hope the world ends soon

What about Engels?

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What makes you think this will happen? Blacks are a joke to everyone the only people who believe this crap is niggers.

That's actually a real picture though. Abkhaz guy.

>Live in North Carolina
>Literally have "first in flight" on my license
>See planes and shit all over random things

Guess I we wuz wrong tho.

We should turn this meme to 11 by starting similar meme picture with "the original Congo people were white"

Turn the whole thing into an all out meme shitfling fest.

There are plenty of whites around already who would have you believe that niggers are the best thing since sliced bread and that they created all that is good in the world.

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Why don't we turn blacks against asians?

SHUT IT DOWN

Already happened. Check the la riots before you were born.

moo2 deserves better than this.

Flying machines are India too

>No dictionary

Explains the spelling.

are those fucking birds carrying a giant wooden house?
I googled pushpak and all I see are modern fighter jets
please elaborate

we wuz asari and shit

chang will probably just laugh his ass off instead of chewing nigger cock and accepting whatever bullshit they throw at them like some of these pixel art twitter avatar faggots

define built, cause I don't think working in one sector of agriculture applies.

Flying machine proof! Sup Forums BTFO as usual.

APOLOGIZE

They can have this one

look up vimana, i think pushpak is a more modern term

wtf i hate feet now