Why is it only weak men who wear beards these days?

Why is it only weak men who wear beards these days?

Is having a beard the biggest sign of being a total pussy now?

They want to make up for their lack of manliness, I don't need a beard to look manly, I shave everyday for my job, I've gotta look professional and I can guarantee I'm 100% more manlike than 99% of Sup Forums

It totally is. Clean cut, clean shave, fashy haircuts are the real alphas now. Anyone with facial hair that looks like it's from The War Between The States is a total faggot.

A crutch does not make an able man.

Basically sums up the left

I think it's LARPing as a man for manlets.

Na fuck the hipsters ive had a beard before it was a fad for them and ill have one when they're in the ovens

>Why is it only weak men who wear beards these days
That's where you're wrong.

Jesus fuck you all sound retarded.

I don't have a problem with all beards but you need to have the right face for it, also beards that long are just gross

Beard is the only way to show that they have male plumbing.
Everything else about them is either childish or female. Shave your face fucking bum

I know you're shitposting but the bible says it's shameful for a man to have short hair, personally I think a man with long hair should be arrested and shaved entirely bald, eye brows included.

I have a beard because im balding.

I have a beard like the Swedish guy in the painting
Is that facial hair Sup Forums approved?

Just shave your head you fag. It's common in NA.

Strangely enough, yes.

Beards are the only acceptable form of masculine expression for these cucks.

NO SHAVE YOU DOUCHE

Idiots don't realise they are doing mid to late 1800s styles.

Men with beards, women having tattoos.

That has already been done.

>I can guarantee I'm 100% more manlike than 99% of Sup Forums
twice as manlike huh

I think in cities its a sign that the person is a hipster. Where I live the men have beards.

>only weak men who wear beard
what about strong women?

Facial hair does not make you an alpha, beta, or omega male. I know hard alphas who can't grow a beard or who choose to keep their face baby-smooth, and pussy betas/omegas who can grow LE EPIC BEARD xD. I also know plenty of examples where the reality is reversed.

You faggots latch on to the weirdest shit as evidence of degeneracy/alpha.

The only legitimate reason for a beard.

"Men" today use beards to hide weak chins.

Hippie liberals had beards.

Being a strong conservative man who is employed and has to look professional is the most masculine look.

Short hair and clean shaven with a clean suit.

y tho

It's not ALWAYS the case but damn if this doesn't ring true most of the time. It's always some faggot with piercings all over his face too.

How is this propaganda not the most condescending thing to women?

"ehhh.. yeah.. he's breathing... he got knocked out but he's breathing."

It's just a cargo cult for manliness.

Bacon, beards, IPA beers, pumping iron in a climate controlled gym to get ready for some 'race war'. All the same shit.

I meant to type manlier but the auto correct on the iPad changed it, 90% of pol is sodomite fags who watch cartoons for little girls and masturbate who will never have a wife. That's just a fact
Look at all these transexual threads, if you support tranny's you're a homo a normal man would want to beat them

that is stupid, and losing hair means 0. you still got a dick you bong fuck. thats what women like. just stay fit. and lose the gayass beard.

Why do weak men have muscles nowadays? Fucking betas trying so hard to be alpha. It's time we let our muscles atrophy as a sign of protest.

Short beards are fine. Long beards are islamic tier and clean shaven is faggot tier.
Both extremes are Jewish attacks on Western values. Long untidy beards to promote Islam and clean shaven to promote transsexualism/niggers.

Every White male naturally grows facial hair. To deny facial hair is to deny Whiteness. To deny Whiteness on Sup Forums indicates that you are JIDF and/or reddit which means you should leave.

IPA is mainstream in Canada, Alexander Keith's is one of the most popular beers here, you guys just copy Canadian stuff and call it hipster

Men only grew facial hair because they were too poor to visit the barber, I can afford a brush razor and soap, I can shave. I'm not poor

>it's shameful for a man to have short hair

can't find anything about this online, explain yourself chinky boy

Cause I've got no fucking chin but I still want to get laid, hence, the beard.

It's because liberals are the real men. Conservatism is and always has been for edgy manchildren and actual literal children.

>Men only didn't grow tits because they were too poor to visit the doctor, I can afford hormones, I can transition. I'm not poor.

>Why is it only weak men who wear beards these days?
>Is having a beard the biggest sign of being a total pussy now?


1)They are trying to mimic strong men with beards.

2)No.


Further beards are almost a uniquely white thing and only majority of Caucasoids men can grow them unless a non-white has Caucasoid DNA mixed into them or one of the extremely small percentage of asian that can. .

Beards are for people who are least 35 years old. If you are younger than that and have one you end up looking like a faggot tryhard or a nu-male trying to hide his shitty jaw and lack of chin.

I've actually thought on this topic quite a bit.

Being clean-shaven is a sign of civilization. In primitive times, all men would have had beards. Shaving would have been impossible without the development of metalwork. It's the most approachable, polished look, as it's indicative of civilization and prosperity itself.

A well-kept, short beard on an older gentleman looks fine, but these long hipster beards are almost as annoying a trend as the long bangs emo/scene haircut from around a decade ago.

OH my bad, I meant to say long hair. Sorry about that

And you're 2 times manlier than them.

It makes sense.
I was in afrika and all the indigenous people are baby faced like indians

Anymore to this theory?

My father has had a beard longer than anyone in this thread has been alive and he's the only real man I've ever met.

Is this real? Looks really stupid, I wonder who chooses the tattoed (and now bearded, because fashion) hipster mannequins as their role model.

I don't shave at all but I also don't leave the house so it doesn't matter

Depends on the beard.

You have your nu-male bears that are mostly just patchy scruff. Those people are socially inadept, slovenly, and oblivious to how bad it looks. Or just Jewish.

Then you have the longer, lovingly groomed hipster beards. These are just a fashion statement, like shitty tattoos or skinny jeans. Worn with the same fey attitude as everything else they do. Notably, hipster girls tend to be crass, shapeless and mannish. They are the source of all gender confusion.

Regular beards are worn for love of the beard itself, not for love of ironic fashion or out of mere laziness.

Real men wear gas masks/SCBA.

Beards don't allow for a good seal.

Hence real men do not wear beards.

I hope you're not using Eric Trump as a role model for what men should aspire to look like.

Having a beard is fine. Having it be a major part of your personality isn't.

If you put endless amount of product in your beard and always go on about new beard oils you need to fucking shave since a beard is apparently the only thing that you have.

not weak, I just look retarded without a beard

IPAs taste like trees.

That guy was from a stock photo. He didn't post for a Hillary shoot.

That's because weak men who know they are weak grow beards to appear more masculine.
Very prevalent in nu-males

I'm not that hairy, but I definitely have higher testosterone levels than these guys; how do they get such thick beards? Especially on their cheeks?

Neanderthals

This right here. Sup Forums is proof.

A beard is COPE

found the femanon

I had a job for 10 yrs that we had to be clean shaven..you can do a mustache that's it..when I got a new job grew a beard out.. I noticed right away the women would smile..i have a alpha full thick beard not a beta liberal wired beard

I don't drink Keith's, it's the poor mans idea of a rich beer.
I've had someone tell me once when I want to splurge I buy moosehead, I wanted to puke

Yes, its to cover their weak girl jaw.

No, more like every generation since the 60's has been so obsessed with their hormonal attraction to wet holes or is so spineless in the face of women that I can't even look at them as real men.

Beards today are not an assertion of manliness, they are a signal that the wearer does not care about his physical appearance. A real conservative keeps his hair short and his face clean because he isn't a lazy degenerate.

they don't actually care because it's meant to help their side. I'm guessing because it calls into question "your manliness" it was probably made by a woman.

Its only weak men that wear *stylized* beards
Every man Ive seen with regular beard hair that wasnt very sparse has been masculine and normal

It's not real, moron... it's a false flag from the good guys

People that rage over beards are the same people that pretend having their dick cut is better. Petty.

I can't even grow a full one, luckily I have good teeth and jaw, so I'm not bothered.

Poor guy.

mustaches are the most red pilled facial hair, manlets cant grow them without looking like chimos

They are numales. Also more than likely wear bitch jeans too.

What the fuck is a chimo?

>fashy haircuts are the real alphas now
t. 2011
kek

chimo/chomo it is prison slang for child molestor

This is now a chimo thread

its constant shilling to keep this place from being maximum competent and effective as it was in its infancy.

Hi Gavin

Does it stand for something?

*good goys

FTFY senpai

Stop caring about your appearance, you effeminate faggots.

what is the perfect right-wing haircut, then?

They want to be spared when Muslims become the majority

Afro.

>perfect right wing haircut
fuck m8 pull your head out of your ass

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>tattoo sleve
>faggot beard
>hipster haircut

couldnt be more of a homosexual if he tried

this
OP is a fag