Why aren't you married yet, Sup Forums?

...

Probably a lot of reasons.

Don't want to pay alimony

31, never dated, never felt a boob
Hate my species
Why bother getting married?

I'm a shut-in NEET who watches anime and plays minecraft

t. 21 year old

no economic mobility. I would love to get married by I was born poor and will probably die poor.

Do wizards really get magical powers on their 30th birthday?

21 isn't old yet m8
go outside, and learn to apply yourself

because the fucking wedding dress store just up and went out of business

I never put in any effort into pursuing women I found attractive and/or women who found me attractive because I enjoy my solitude too much and I don't trust other people easily, it years for me to get to know someone enough for me to trust them, by that time they have moved on

Married.

I am, got married 8 months ago.

Ugh, these threads always remind me how the Alt-Right is just as degenerate and cancerous as the left. You guys really are the dregs of society.

To be a successful White nationalist you must personally be a good, successful person. Get married, have lots of White children, and live a virtuous life.

Because after all the horror stories of cheaters and Bitches and people getting fucked over by Divorce i've Heard, as well as the rise of Hookup Culture, It doesn't look quite as worth it anymore. I can Live without Hand-holding and intimacy, I've already done so for a good portion of my Life.

Nice

27 here, live in California
I will never ever marry in this state

You learn to see dating, intimacy courtship and the human condition for what they are. I've decided not to participate and focus on personal endeavors that give me lasting satisfaction through discipline and progress. I guess you could call that a power.

Saving up for the ring.
Also, how the fuck do i make sure it fits her ?
Any married guys can help on this ?

Building legos and jacking off ?

because I have a job that requires me to travel and never be home and I'm making a lot of money doing it? I'm only 21, I'll wait untill I'm 30 or 35 and have tons of money then I'll marry a girl who's 18-20 years old, tell her she doesn't have to worry about a thing except keeping my house clean, my food cooked, keep herself looking good and not get fat, and mothering and raising my children. She doesn't ever have to get a job. Hell I don't give a shit if she can't even read.

I don't know why but the picture of Jared and Ivanka just turned this thread hilarious for me. She's so fucking goofy-looking

Looking for a red-pilled woman. Might never find her, as they are rare unicorns.

Neckbeard fedora beta detected

she's a spitting image of her father in an uncanny way

You idiot, you go after apolitical women or just milk toast conservative ones and redpill yourself.

Does she have rings you have steal and take to a jeweler? If not, just get the average size and re-size later m. So a size 6 for a 5'4 woman.

Unless you are a public figure its worthless.

>b-b-but I wanted it for a family

no you lost the ability to new get pussy and are on the shit end of an ultimatum.

Pure garbage. If you aren't going to get married, you should join the clergy.
Ether way. I get the feeling that you are anti-family, anti-tradition. Because of this, you have reverted to utilitarianism hedonism. In your mind, you are nothing but an Animal, a pleasure slave.

Don't worry, senpai, I'll splatter my brains on the wall eventually

Jerking off is degenerate bullshit. Cultivating physical strength, perfecting my nutrition, improving my career, saving money, pursuing hobbies, educating myself and going to new places is what I'm all about.

My fellow man doesnt give a fuck about me or what I do in this life, society is a pathetic expression moral decay and hedonism, so nowadays I can't be bothered with it, women and marriage included. Why marry or bother getting to know someone?

Married fag here. I'm not sure if I got a size, but I made sure to get a ring that was bigger. We got it resized later. Its pretty cheap to resize the ring smaller. If I recall, they did it for free because they kept some material(gold).

been married for 30 years

Damn that sounds like a fun afternoon

>White nationalist
I'm not though.
I just like memes.

i just fucked my wife to sleep and now i'm drinking on pol eating leftovers, don't fall for op this blows lads

Almost 22, never kissed a girl and have not even gotten to handholding without a drink. Moving in with some friends who include a female friend who I've always suspected has a crush on me, though.

>Unless you are a public figure its worthless.

I'm not a phenophile like most of Sup Forums I actually want to find someone I like and love not just someone who is "100% Aryan"
Also I'm too young

No, the neckbeard looks like shit, lives a pathetic, undisciplined life and is generally bitter because he tried with women, was rejected and couldn't understand why. He still wants to be around people maintain interpersonal ties with women and his community; I, on the other hand, do not.

she's not ready.

and neither am i.

...

Nice idea.
Thanks.
Reward pepe.

No, there are those of us late live chaste, conservative, virtuous lives, like a monk might do, without resorting to self pleasure and degeneracy. There is a middle ground here you're not willing to acknowledge.

Are you from a certain wizard-oriented imageboard? Love that place

You got some, quit bitching.
You could be earing leftovers, drinking and jacking off on Sup Forums.

Thats nothing. My wife and I just purchased a duplex, and I spent 2 weeks putting in laminate flooring in our side.

After work, every day, I did a few hours putting down flooring. I just finished tonight, almost done putting in trim.

I am.
Why you making so many shit threads, OP?

don't see what the problem is here

MODS!
>underage
heh...Nothing personal, kid. Xxddd

It's not that I'm not interested - there's nothing I'd love more than finding a nice traditional girl and raising five or six kids together. Woman I was going to propose to in college wound up absolutely destroying me and I just never recovered from that. That was... fuck eight years ago?

I'm mixed

find a mixed partner?

I haven't even tried to pick up a girl in like 5 years. I'm way too sad to be interesting to a woman. Plus I'm almost bald enough to warrant going shaved and I just turned 24.

I got engaged a couple weeks ago

I'm 26 and make little money.

I'm prob like a 7 on looks. The only girls I can get are sub-5 or horrendous sluts I could never marry.

Really just no options tbqhfam

>Get married, 3 years later half your shit is gone and half your paycheck.
>Don't get married and just live together, 3 years later half your shit is gone.
>Have sex with condom, 9 months later half your paycheck is gone.

Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't.

Why get married to anything other than research?

The well-adjusted folks that have been successful with dating, intimacy and marriage wont appreciate this sentiment; if everything else in your life is objectively good, but you hate yourself or have depression or are neurotic to the extent that getting close to someone is difficult, things like marriage or dating are off the table. Most of the time I just want to be left the fuck alone,

The last girl I slept with keeps telling any woman I get close to that I'm a pedophile. Pretty big word for an 8 year old

I do the same shit dude. My wife is sleeping right now and I fuck around on Sup Forums until 2 or 3am drinking beers. Seriously what's wrong with this?

33 and tired of getting my heart broken

can you still get hard for your wife? serious question.

>Getting (((married)))
>Having (((kids)))

Your filthy tricks won't work on me you dirty kike

Newly married, would like to know this.

This was my prob all through college. I was depressed and just hated ppl generally

Now I'm better on that front (start lifting and ditch Soy lads) but I'm too broke and low status to get qts now

Ive been married for 17 years.

Working on it give me 2 years

My parasympathetic nervous system is strong. So strong that when I get close to a girl, I get nervous, and my body goes into flight instead of fight.

Because I don't need a government contract or a silly church ceremony in order to be involved in a long term relationship.

Yes but she's sick.. Breast cancer.

>married
>quit medical school
>living with overly attached only-child-syndrome parents
>wife hates living here
>I hate living here

Living the nightmare right now, but at least we'll have about 20k in the bank by the end of this year. How the fuck do brown people live with their parents forever?

Don't mind me asking but aren't guys too old to be here?

I don't have a a car and not much money because I'm at a start of my career and I can only get periodical work. Also, women don't really like me. Well, fatties and butterfaces like me.

im 28

Yea, ok dude.
Keep your faggot edgy shit until you get a job and understand income tax. Then you'll change your mind buddy.

Cannot find a suitable wife. My gf of 2.5 years and I split back in Feb, and I forgot how cancerous "dating" is.

I truly don't think I'll find another long-term relationship let alone a sustainable marriage. I'll settle for short flings and porn until I'm 35 or so, then probably off myself from sheer boredom.

I've almost been married twice and I'm 35. The first one was when I was 26-32 and the second from 32-34. During that period my life, looks, sense of self-worth, professional qualifications, accomplishments and network of friends has gotten significantly better.

In the last year and a half or so, I have dated about 30-40 different girls. I have had drunken make outs with a hot 54 year old suburban divorcee from Connecticut and fucked a 20 year old college student two days later. Virtually all desirable women are available to me and I truly am the best version of myself now. Just last night I met a gorgeous blonde in her early 20s who runs a business and loves Trump (which is borderline impossible in Canada). We met for brunch today, went for a walk, had the best time and we're probably going to start dating more seriously. I never would have seen myself dating girls of this calibre a few years ago, much less having it be this easy.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that, for some of us, wait for marriage at the optimal point of your desirability. Is your 23 year old self going to be the best version of you? Why lock yourself down to a girl who reflects where you were at at such an early point in your life? Different strokes for different folks, but if you're a capable and confident man - it may be in your best interest to wait for marriage.

We're all gonna make it bros.

Gay

ahh fuck, your mrs is ill and i'm asking stupid shit about your cock getting hard, sorry mate and good luck

Have you ever seen those stupid wedding shows on tv? Women won't accept anything less than 10000+gs straight on ring. Don't have that sort of cash lying around.

My plan atm.

If I hit 35 with no wife I'm prob gonna get a bowl cut

Enough with the determinism. Stop being a pussy and use the internet to your advantage.

I'm MGTOW.

I'm commonlawed at this point.

I don't believe in the institution of marriage though someday I will honor my partner with a ceremony just because I know it would be special to her.

I think commitment between to people is all that is required, marriage is just the law jew intervening in the love of man and women.

I'm 18 and have never been in a relationship.
There's still hope, right?

No.. I can say "nigger" here without the fear of being banned

>Keep your faggot edgy shit until you get a job
Troll harder you single manlet spigger, we already get tax breaks because of our kids.

American women are the types that don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom and then wanna shake your hand. WHy would I want that in my life?....That and the fact that the "investment" is only at overinflated prices.
Everyone knows women are at their highest value when they are at their youngest. So imagine a stock that IPOs, you don't have access to it though because you're not Goldman Sachs or one of the other connected groups. This is women at 16.
Then a couple of years later, the stock is now legal for everyone. The fact that everyone can access it actually in a way makes the value even higher, but you know it will still give returns for the next 10-15 years, although you know it will decline a bit it will still give you a healthy dividend and with the DRIP in place throughout those 10-15 years you've still gotten a great return so you don't really care, you're happy with it after those 15 years and will stick with it. Sure the value tanks after that time, but you'll take it anyway.
But now imagine that instead of getting that stock at the IPO or in the 10-15 years of solid returns, you're being peddled this stock by brokers and "financial planners" trying to unload it on you. They're trying to sell it way above what it can possibly give you in returns. You know there's no value in it and nobody wants it, but even so, somehow you are liable for any debts it incurs but you have zero say in how that company is run either.
Who in their right mind would buy this overpriced stock, which gives you major liabilities and has no room for growth, and has already been run up to insane valuations?
And that in a nutshell is marriage and even relationSHITS with most American women. It's foolish.

Hope she beats it man.
Best of kangoroo luck, may all the Melbourne cunts die.

>stop being poor
>internet money

Wow thanks for the sage advice.

I don't know user, having a wife that's 10 years younger? Having a kid when you're near 40? You'll be an old guy by the time the graduate high school. And you and your wife are different generations, I don't know how would that work. Also, in my experience and from what I've seen, banging sluts doesn't really fulfill anyone.

Na it cool... Iv'e copped a lot worse here on /po/.

>be me
>be 35
>be neckbeard
>make 50k a year
>ugly

Women don't even look at me.

you dont.. go buy a stand in ring and do something romantic. then you both go out and buy the real engagement ring together.

pro tip, dont spend more then 3g's on ring+ wedding keep it really small

She's tuff m8.. thanks tho.

>We get tax breaks
No, one of you gets the dependent exemptions for your kids and a child tax credit, the other one is fucked and has to file single because you're too edgy to get legally married. Head of Household is also a fucking awful status btw.
If your spouse is making even $15/hour with you working, even with 2 dependents, I can 100% guarantee you're overpaying income tax because you're fucking retarded.

Never had a gril because I'm autistic and can't relate to women socially yet.

T: 18 year old on the verge of becoming a NEET

I haven't found a person I can trust.

>Canada
No hope at all for any of you

You're young af man. Still hope for you. Start lifting and date any chick you can get for the XP. You'll get qts by 22.

Whoa, calm down there Spencer. You seem a bit angry there little fella.