Italy dick sucking thread

So we can all pretty much agree Italy has given us the most pleasant things:
Gelato, cheeses, pastas, breads, radio, Pinanfarina, Ferrari, Ducati, Lamborghini, Alfa Romeo, Bugatti, Aprilia , MV Augusta, Cagiva, art, architecture, civilization, gondolas, astronomy, blood sport, Lombardy trees, olives, cannoli, fashion design,... what am I leaving out?

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>civilisation
>astronomy
hahahahahahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THAT WAS FUNNY TRYING TO SLIP THAT IN THERE WITH YOUR USELESS "INVENTIONS" LIKE "OLIVE OIL" AND "FAST BICYCLES".

>renaissance
>fascism
And I won't mention the roman empire because it was more than 2000 years ago.
Many of the great ideologies and movements of the past started here, yet for some reason we are still considered arab rape babies and nigger halfbreeds

You shut uppa you face!

>what am I leaving out?
truth. a lot of these things where not invented by italians

Who said anything about inventing. Did you think I thought they invented the olive?

alfa romeo = italian miata

fuggin faygo cars, but i guess even the romans liked gay sex

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Oh yeah, I forgot espresso.

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godtier music too

You left out pizza and banking (at least for the Western world). I regret that one.

>radio
Tesla. There's a US court ruling to support that.
>olives
Greeks were a culture before romans and even they probably weren't the OG olive-niggers. Which brings us to
>civilization
It's self explanatory

You forgot Vespa. People can talk shit all they want but it super-practical, especially in old parts of the town with really narrow alleys.

I'm legitimately mad you didn't mention Leonardo da Vinci.

He invented so many things, and propelled many fields of science, he done more work than even thousands of men combined.

But nah, we'll just mention Olives.

you missed the women

PASTA
MAFIA
PIZZA
ITALY ISA BESTEST NAZION

>astronomy
Old stuff from Mesopotamia, Egypt and Greece.

>civilization
Greece.

REMEMBER
Italians are NOT white.

Concrete - literally the foundations of civilization
Modern physics (Galileo)
Spread of western civilization (Romans - Italians must be the closest descendants based on geography)
France
Italy
England
Greece
were the greatest contributes to the European people and by extension the entire planet

Also renaissance
Da vinci
Michelangelo etc etc

your daily reminder

So one of the greatest contributors to the European people were not white?
Keep up the divide and conquer akmed You're doing swell
>inb4 you're not white
blonde blue eyed saxon defender of western civilization.

No need for this division brother.

you're right on that

you mean Mediterranean?

Who is that Italian hunk?

>italian
>man

Pick one, Guido.

You forgot about Mussolini and Rome.

The Italian man could fit in at Iran or Egypt.

Makes you think huh?

Since they are about to BTFO the germans and swedes im pretty happy with them.
Maybe they will learn their lesson when another 200k niggers flood in with all the enrichment and diversity they want so badly

>civilization

That was the Greeks. Although the Romans did help quite a lot by spreading it throughout Europe.

Nah, Merkel will just throw a few liras at them and they'll keep the nigger-river flowing into Europe.

>gondolas
I mean, now you're just pushing it.

Mate if i were either
Native born British (england)
German
French
Dutch
Italian
Austrian
Hungarian
Spanish
or even Greek
I would be boasting my cultural history so fucking hard! You Europeans are no where near proud enough of your culture or history and as we can see this is leading to major fucking problems. Europeans are kings of the earth. Start acting like it.

Pistols (from the city of Pistoia), Jeans (from the city of Genoa).
Newspapers were invented in Venice.
Vespucci and Columbus were Italian.

Antonio Meucci invented the telephone.
Enrico Fermi discovered nuclear energy.
Alessandro Volta invented the battery.
Banks were invented in Italy.
The calendar was invented in Rome.

Many music instruments such as piano and violin were invented in Italy.
An Italian monk invented writing music.

Invented the latin alphabet and language, which many languages in today's world borrow words from, including over half the vocabulary of the English language.

Italy has given Europe its language, its religion, its law, its culture.

Post-colonialism and WW2 ( National Socialism ) killed nationalism and pride of cultural history in Western Europe.

But I agree.
European history is the best
>Colonial empires, Germans and Poles pushing back Turks, Spaniards destroying moors, Russians creating the biggest empire on earth, inventions, industrialization and more

European art is the best
>pic rel "dirce chrześcijańska"

European music is the best
> Mozart, Chopin, Beethoven

Fuck those niggers who claim that whites have no culture, fuck those "we wuz kangz" retards.
Europe masterrace.

Copernicus
Chopin
both great european poles

Visiting Europe last year really gave me a great appreciation for its history and culture but i really cant say that i met a patriotic European.. Italians were probably the most proud but even then it wasnt matching to their history.
I used to call my French girl your pictures file name because she was small and cute. i fkn miss europe so much.

What ethnicity are you?

Anglo

Born in Australia and identify as such. Not into this western divide and conquer bullshit though, to much of that shit around here.

pederasty

> Bugatti
> Breads
> Cheese

Just with that I'm triggered as fuck

> Cheese
There is no arguing that Italian cheeses is superior, but I guess you do somewhat good cheeses too.

papa francesco

>bugatti
Italian designer, French manufacturing.
French can have bread and cheese I agree with that.

Remind me, which of the two of you makes that maggot cheese.

Ever heard of the phone ? Nop, it wasn't invented by Graham Bell.
It was an italian. Antonio Meucci

Ever heard of Leonardo da Vinci ?
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Basically the most inventive , most important European man ever ? (not counting Tesla)

What are you 12 ? Are you that clueless ?

Sardinians and corsicans (not sure for the corsicans)

You're looking for Greece dumb Burger

>italian designer

oh no wonder those things suck.

Right....

>There is no arguing that Italian cheeses is superior

they are not made to appeal to ghetto rats Tyrone

I'm going to Rome in the beginning of September.

What am I in for? And what should I make sure not to miss? Colosseum is an obvious one and i'm guessing the Vatican is either expensive and/or really hard to get into.

Lol i mean the name kinda speaks for itself doesn't it?
>Automobiles Ettore Bugatti was a French car manufacturer of high-performance automobiles, founded in 1909 in the then German city of Molsheim, Alsace by Italian-born Ettore Bugatti.

>i'm guessing the Vatican is either expensive and/or really hard to get into.
It's neither, but you do have to wait for hours in line to get in.

expect shit public transport, lots of niggers and turist scams.

>Gelato, cheeses, pastas, breads, radio, Pinanfarina, Ferrari, Ducati, Lamborghini, Alfa Romeo, Bugatti, Aprilia , MV Augusta, Cagiva, art, architecture, civilization, gondolas, astronomy

Bellucci.
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Thanks senpai, yeah the lines were kinda what I was refering to when I said hard to get in.

Also how central is Via del Banco di Santo Spirito, will I be close to all the sights?

Vatican is 100% worth it.

I love almost all the european nations, but I have a special love for britain and france

Well it depends on what things you like
st peter is a must. If you can visit also the vatican museums.
there are also a few churches a bit out of the center (Paolo fuori le mura, Maria Maggiore). The museum of Modern art is decent but not really my thing, but I personally prefer it to the Parisian one (it's called like Pompadour? I'm not sure)
The inside of the coliseum isn't that great honestly.

Don't fall for tourist traps, always check a restaurant and look for italian reviews.
Expect a lot of foreign vendors (which were there even last time I went in Rome five years ago) and africans roaming the streets (which weren't there but they are in every city I pass by now)

Villa Borghese, National modern art museum next to Villa Borghese, Pantheon, Villa d'Este and Villa Adriana (these 2 are the docking best things I saw in rome. You can get there by bus, don't miss them).
Also, EUR and the Colosseo Quadrato, it you like Italian Rationalism and Fascist Art.
There is a LOT OF STUFF to see, even without getting inside museums.
But seriously, don't miss Villa Adriana and Villa D'Este. The first one is the residence of the Roman emperor Adriano, the second one is a mansion with an outstanding garden (fountains and stuff)

Shes better.
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Corsica is half italian anyway though.

hmm seems really fucking close to alot of good stuff, i wonder if I can see the vatican from my window

That's a VERY nice area. You're Next to Castel sant'Angelo and Vatican City.
Don't miss Vatican City at late evening (00.00) there are way less tourists and the Basilica is fucking Magnifica

>Via del Banco di Santo Spirito
Yea it's pretty close

Also, about restaurants, I suggest you to go to Trastevere: way less tourists, less scam and more Local people eating there

I love Italy aswell, mainly the architecture though

Also
>Alfa Romeo
Shit car

Ohh the Vatican is open 24/7? Good to know, yeah then I'll definitely go at night or late evening.

Yeah I definitely want to see it

Oh yeah, I forgot Bennelli and Baretta and that other one. Oh and Perrazi.

No fucking way...Don't get me wrong...Prime Alizée was fucking hot...But Bellucci all the way. She has the perfect body and face. One of the most beautiful woman in western Europe.

I'm not talking about Vatican museums! I'm talking about the main square in front of the Basilica ;)
If you want to get in the vatican museums you should get there at least 30' before the opening of the ticket office. Otherwise... A lot of queue

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>Shit car
Shit taste, best car I've ever owned.

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Alfa Romeo is what we call "wrapped in shit" down here. Also, German cars are infinitely better than Italian cars. Owning a 2014 S-Class AMG was the best choice of my life

>Trastevere
Thanks, i'll remember that.

Araki is that you?

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the TIRAMISU !

The best coffee flavored desert on the planet.
(it's funny how it sounds Japanese though)
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come on I have to pull out this one so early god damn it

>grown man eating desserts

Neck yourself bourgeois

ohh lel alright

Lmao eternal Romania

But seriously actual Romanians (not gypos) are among the most friendly and respectable people I've met, with great history aswell

Papa Francesco is Argentinian, not Italian

>Russians
>Biggest empire on Earth
Choose one

Get the fuck out of this thread you fucking commie. I enjoy life !...Fucking , eating , spleeping.. Deserts are part of life's pleasures.

>Owning a 2014 S-Class AMG was the best choice of my life
It's fucking 3 times as expensive, ofc is better. For that price range tho the Giulia is better than Audis or BMWs

Nobody mentioned this ?

Like your niggers are paying rent

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>Quintessentially.
i love you gaulois haha

Maybe I'm being biased against Alfa Romeo because of their cheap cars. But everytime I see an Alfra Romeo it's some wannabe mafia or gypsy sitting in it because the chassi looks cool

>Tesla invented the radio
But that's fucking bullshit. I can't find a single source that claims that.

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We only life once...

>life
"live"

Back to Sup Forums with this faggot shit

all """romanians""" i met in my life were gypsies except a chick in highschool that wanted to fuck me, but her flirting consisted in hittng me and being a vulgar slut. But I am sure romanians in their homeland have to be better

It would be a nice place if not for all the wogs

Coffee flavoured dessert?
Fucking degenerate.