/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "If Only I Spent Less Time Shitposting on Sup Forums" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @Mavericks PAC 7/15/17
youtu.be/HHEkYnsOwjI
>Pres Trump @US Women's Open 7/15/17
youtu.be/fmlcrCfbefQ
>Pres Trump attends US Womens Open @Trump National club 7/14/17
youtu.be/LZVSiDJ2ahE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #25 7/14/17
youtu.be/za-pQSM_988
>VP Pence w/KY SBO WH clip 7/14/17
youtu.be/hoGqxtYuDjA
>VP Pence @Natl Governors Assoc Providence RI 7/14/17
youtu.be/Xdm2D1UVE9o
>Bastille Day Fireworks post POTUS Trump visit 7/14/17
youtu.be/LNRyrsvgZyI
>This Week @ State Dept 7/14/17
youtu.be/no8B1pIHXdE
>Pres Trump Saluting US Troops on Bastille Day parade 7/14/17
youtu.be/0-zq5wtiufE
>Bastille Day Parade 7/14/17
youtu.be/SlA04_aGNlw
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump & Women
youtu.be/DOwpW8cv730
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/886534810575020032
tasnimnews.com/en/news/2017/07/16/1465772/us-calls-for-global-pressure-hinder-dialogue-on-denuclearization-pyongyang
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>Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaumpf

Well that's a message for all of us.

I need it.

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Anyone have any cute anime/irl MAGA girls?

How come /ptg/ wasn't letting me know of McCain almost dying? :D


Aren't there still to this day Nazi German parts used in some nuclear plants though?

have a pitty (you)

>OP got zero acknowledgement for his last Coolidge thread

Don't get depressed, snek

This image would be pretty accurate if it would be about Hitler supporters.

It's Sunday morning, friend. No Joe for you.

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brap

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Why is it always dicks with you people?

LOL HAHA HOW CAN YOU DEFEND GRLUMPH WHEN HE SHAKES HANDS LIKE A AUTIST
HAHA

The same way you can't defend losing a war to the Dutch.

youtube.com/watch?v=wQGwES5ZGiU

Our economy is so bad, our Instagram whores have to sit on rocks instead of Yeti coolers?!

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Which one of you is this?

He's worse than Jeb at this point and Trump only made a few tweets about him.

When do they have primaries for the midterms?

lasted 10 seconds...so much cringe

Projection, and homosexuality overflowing.

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Is he making outreach towards Asian nations

can someone explain the lyrics to me?

what is the monkey house?

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sounds pretty racist

Oh yeah.
MSNBC.

You're pretty cute w/ your hardon for Joe, vampire

But I think you need to have some coffee and give it a rest

refers to the white house during the obama administration

I dunno. I think the monkey house is another word for his office, and the song is a complex metaphor for killing your intern therein.

Feels like ages since a terror attack happened in America. Really makes ya think

The left has an obsession with genitalia. It's just another aspect of their degeneracy.
>We'll all be so much better off when they're gone. Meantime, I think we should encourage as many as possible to obsess on butt sex, gender bending, and generalized narcissism. Whatever keep em from breeding.

>welcome to my graveyard

morbid

macron has done this before, the whole "let me shake your hand and hold it for an hour" thing. trump did a great job this time with it, because he was such a good host to trump this time apparently. trump was a good sport about it but it is the most ackward cringey shit. ever.

Explains dilation pretty well. Someone said if people knew about that America would be 90% anti-tranny.

breitbart.com/big-journalism/2017/07/15/new-york-times-no-one-cares-russia-world-breitbart-made/

lol

>dilation
It was the hair balls that got me...

It's fine

>literally being pulled backwards
Trump is a big guy.

>dilation

Is that where they shove shit in their meatflap pseudo cunts to make them bigger over time?

I seriously have no idea, I think I saw some raw ass image of it though

Th-thanks.

I like Breitbart, they're articles are decent and attack the leftists points good and with humor

You're half-right. It stops their inverted penis-hole from sealing back up.

That was the least worrisome for me.
Pretty much.

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Very natural! Just like a real woman!

Redpill me on Calvin Coolidge. Why should I spread my legs for him?

i guess this ivy league college in a nutshell.
>70k a semester
>mandatory gender classes every term
>mandatory diversity classes also
>girls waving around 14 inch black dildos around campus passing out cuck porn to all males
>passing out nigger porn to all rich white girls

"Russia thing is fake news."
>Trump hires a new lawyer because the old lawyer is already seen as a lying sack of shit with no credibility.
Oh. Sure it is.

WTF I LOVE THE POPE NOW

second laziest comic i've ever seen. pic related is the laziest

Don't sexualize the awoo~.

i'm curious, how long have you been talking about russia and trump etc? 8 months now? do you think the people are sick of hearing your bullshit and want actual evidence now? or do you think they just want to keep listening to CNN and WaPo tell us what they think about the issue?

gee it's almost like people are done listening to you. huh, imagine that. you've had 8 months to make your case and go ahead, tell me about how Russia/Trump hacked the election or interfered with it. i'm listening.

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No. It's about exactly a year now. Trump made a joke that if Russia has Hillary's e-mails they should release them during the Democratic Convention. The media was having a full meltdown.

Very small government guy. Lowered taxes. Partially responsible for the economic boom of the 20's. Possibly autistic.

When Harding died and Coolidge assumed office in the middle of the night, he took his Oath, and then went back to bed.

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I want to pump the awoo dog full of semen!

Pretty sure somewhere in the bible it mentions how Jesus said it's forbidden to kill your intern.

>quoting the bible when it suits your agenda

visit canada, it's legal there

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Seems like being a veteran or not being Mexico isn't a get out of jail free card. South Korean illegal and veteran has to go back as well. Damn, ICE is merciless, whatever happened to that "Amnesty Don" meme.

true, but they didn't go full chimpout mode until trump won the election though. there wasn't too much coverage of the supposed russia/trump collusion during the campaigning because it sounded crazy and they thought trump would lose anyway. well the very top staff at the DNC knew hillary was the actual underdog. they couldn't tell hillary that because she is a dumb bitch incapable of dealing with people. she is insufferable and i heard she shits herself.

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so is Joe a dirty socialist now?

"thou shalt not kill" Exodus 20:13

Eh he can go live on one of our bases there.
We need that pic. You know the one.

those are serious convictions, of course they are going to throw the book at him.

The Catholic Church is globalist by nature and design. To pretend otherwise is ignorant and deceptive. They only appeared to be a benevolent force during the Cold War because they were combating the other globalists, the communists. In reality, look up their invasive influence in US politics all the way back to the Irish refugee waves. There's a reason JFK had to make a speech about his Catholicism. They've always been about weakening borders because that's what they need to spread. The Catholic authorities in CA were ecstatic that so many of their 'flock' were pouring over the borders to increase their congregations.

This isn't an attack on Christianity, the problem isn't even the religion, it's the centralized authority model that all major sects of the Abrahamic religions use. There's a reason you never read about Buddhists taking over the world and such. A centralized atheist organization would have the same leanings.Protestants were heavily against Catholic immigration in the 1850s.

Power always wants more power.

Yeah, I don't think this faggot was EVER a Republican.

>those are serious convictions, of course they are going to throw the book at him.
It doesn't take that anymore, a simple charge and it's "off the ICE Air you go"

>quotes bible
>spends sunday morning on twitter instead of going to church

>now

user....

This one?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/886534810575020032

president is awake

There are tension between Micron and the army chief of staff
>chief of staff complains about the cutback in their budget
>Micron boss him around, tells him he is the boss and threaten a change in the chain of command
>chief of staff in his weekly letters adressed to the young soldiers remind them that authority is important but should not be blindly followed, subtly calls for a more independant army
>Micron now forced to make him resign
2 months in, already pissed off teh army

Hate him all you want, he is right on this one

GET EM DON

>A centralized atheist organization would have the same leanings.
But the EU is proving you wrong.
Yeah.

Kek.

nice

neocon, neolib. it's literally the same fucking thing. 60% of the senate and house republicans are neocons. why do you think that obamacare hasn't been repealed yet? they will wait until they have no choice but to repeal it. it's so fucking dead and cancerous it can't possibly last for much longer. within a year no insurance companies will participate in it.

WILL HE JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

What about that whole thing about rendering unto Caesar and all that?

Kek, He'll never be able to let things lay.

Fuck you, gypsy nigger. My President is talking.

He learned to fling shit in the monkey house?
>Shit flingin' Joe the Bernie Bro

Will MAGA-America finally beat Europe?

>US Calls for Global Pressure Hinder Dialogue on Denuclearization: Pyongyang
tasnimnews.com/en/news/2017/07/16/1465772/us-calls-for-global-pressure-hinder-dialogue-on-denuclearization-pyongyang

>Thermal images reveal North Korea’s plutonium, US monitors say
news.com.au/world/asia/thermal-images-reveal-north-koreas-plutonium-us-monitors-say/news-story/fd1c17c4309a375788e623eceefe2c21

>Chinese coast guard ships enter Japanese territorial waters
financialexpress.com/world-news/chinese-coast-guard-ships-enter-japanese-territorial-waters/765185/

>US to finalise South Asia strategy next week: Trump and national security team likely to meet next week to discuss their strategy on their relationship with Afghanistan, Pakistan and India
newkerala.com/news/fullnews-254522.html

>Iran’s Navy Denies Report of Laser Training at US Copter
tasnimnews.com/en/news/2017/07/16/1465783/iran-s-navy-denies-report-of-laser-training-at-us-copter

>Saudi Crown Prince Congratulates US Defense Secretary on Mosul Victory
english.aawsat.com/asharq-al-awsat-english/news-middle-east/saudi-arabia/saudi-crown-prince-congratulates-us-defense-secretary-mosul-victory

>US-backed forces control over 42,000 sq. km of Syria after battles with IS
globaltimes.cn/content/1056488.shtml

>Syrian gov-Kurds deal to repair Tabaqa Dam made after US attack position: US-backed SDF have also agreed to share the electricity generated by the Tabaqa Dam in the future, deal comes just weeks after the US Coalition attacked the Syrian Arab Army
en.abna24.com/news/middle-east/syrian-gov-kurds-deal-to-repair-tabaqa-dam-made-after-us-attack-position_842462.html

>3 IS militants killed in U.S. airstrike in western Anbar, Iraq
iraqinews.com/iraq-war/three-militants-killed-airstrike-western-anbar/

Yeah honestly I am tired of hearing about the emails. Prosecute her or stfu

Or refusal to give a man his daily bread if he refused to work his share?

He has to be keeping this alive to distract from something else, no? West do you think it is? ICE?

Is Trump using his liberal handbook's advice? Beating them with their own weapons so to speak?

Leanings towards globalism and centralized authority above sovereignty... Where am I proven wrong?

I think the previous sentence about non centralized structures like Buddhism confused you. I should have put that at the end.