What the fuck am I?

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a faggot

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a faggot

a cuck

sage

fuck you and your slide thread

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a faggot

a revisionist

A cuck

No, seriously guys, what political school am I?
I'm scared, help me.

You are an anarcho communist. Join Antifa.

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Test isn't always accurate. Tell us what you believe.

wtf

socialist nationalist libertarian progressive?

maybe like the ba'ath party or some shit idk

If you're serious, you're pathetic, but maybe that's okay. Tell us more about the choices that lead to this unusual position. May our insults at least clarify for you which particular flavor of pathetic you are.

Faggot. Most definitely faggot.

Helicopter b8

Social Democrat, only good for helping the Bourgeoisie keep the workers feeling like they matter and therefore lumpenproletariat

Bernie Sanders

what am i

This is me.

Every so slightly to the right of me.

But I don't like Antifa. :(

I thought I was AnCap.

>ba'ath party
Am I fucked up? :(

I'm apparently very confused.

:(

But.. :(

Help me. :'(

Average swede

that would be way lower down

fucking commie

you're a centrist

being left wing economically does not make me a commie

Is that good?

Too radical

Left-leaning Progressive?

There's no way of telling from you political compass results.

Someone rejecting reality despite knowing the facts and not being able to refute them.

A FUCKING SWEDE.

>Centrist
>Radical

Maybe?

What? What reality am I rejecting?

Patriotic and progressive? You're almost a fucking terrorist.

Should I be worried about my own sanity?

>Am I fucked up? :(

depends if you think assad is fucked up

>tfw I don't mind Assad
Eeeehhh...

A Damn commie

An animal

I came to this thread just so I could check if someone told OP this.
That's the coordinates of Faggotry on the political compass, OP.

Sure. Everyone should. Except for antifa and nazi's. Those retards should chill out a bit and don't stress themselve too much.

Become a nazbol OP

>What? What reality am I rejecting?

That social policies bring more harm than good.
That charity is superior to social security because it's funded by private money that expects results like teachin the poor work thy can do to earn a livin etc.
That Religion and tradition is crucial for the stability of a nation.
That anything besides protecting the consumer is not worth regulating on the free market.
I can go on and on about this.

this is were you are

What am I?

>what political school am I?
You can't tell what political school you are in from a fucking online test. You are most likely a liberal, as in an actual liberal, not a democrat.

I am the TOKYO GHOUL

A NAZI according to tumblrinas.

That test is 90% culturally specific social bullshit.

>That charity is superior to social security because it's funded by private money that expects results like teachin the poor work thy can do to earn a livin etc.
I clicked charity on that question, for the same reason, nice try though.

>That Religion and tradition is crucial for the stability of a nation.
Okay, when're you going to convert back to paganism, the true traditional religion of your country?

>That anything besides protecting the consumer is not worth regulating on the free market.
I clicked those too.

>I can go on and on about this.
Well, you were wrong on every count.

Hard times.
When do I become a strong man?

I consider myself a classic liberal, to be honest.

centrist I guess
unless you just chose the answers based on nothing but uneducated opinion, then you are clueless person with no strong opinion, which is bad. read more humanities.

>it's another "Sup Forums doesn't realize the only way to get very authoritarian on the political compass test is to have socially conservative and reactionary views i.e. ban gay marriage, sex these days has gone too far, ban drugs, what people do in the bedroom is the business of the state, etc episode which leads them to nonsensically call Sup Forumstards who don't worship corporations SJWs"

Good times

Target practice.

you dont you die and others will replace you

I understand that a healthy economy is good, but shouldn't be overlooked if companies prove a threat to the population.
I also understand that place within society should be based off of merit, not arbitrary features, like race.

I understand that the European culture is less barbaric and moral than Middle Eastern, African; South American and some Asian cultures.
I also understand that European culture has achieved the most objective (measureable) progress than any other culture and has provided the most resources, than ever before, for humanity.
Therefore, our culture is superior and should be protected, at all costs.

I also understand that people should have freedoms, so long as those freedoms do not infringe upon the rights, or wellbeing of another person.

I understand that many criminals, such as mass murderers, serial killers; rapists and child molesters objectively disrupt and threaten society and are unable to change and therefore should be executed, not locked away at the cost of society.

Do I need to go on?

This.

Try it, I believe in weapon ownership, training and hard-line self defence.
I'd kill you before you reach me.
Failure Drill, bitch!

Sad.

a dumb normie centrist that needs to gtfo

a degenerate

Remove Kebab, that includes you, Prince Mohammad of Qatar.

>I believe in training. I'll kill you with my gun.
Larping stick faggot.

Kek you've never even seen a firearm in person you fucking leech.

>Do I need to go on?
no, but do consider that all those issues are likely far more complicated than we think and we should not jump to conclusions too quickly
which is why I'm also hesitating to form opinions more on the extremist side and consider myself a centrist, although I do believe I have a lot to learn and wouldn't be surprised if at some point that would lead me away from the centre of the compass

keep learning man

>Never seen firearm.
>As an army cadet.
Bud, I'd mag dump you, just so they couldn't give your mug an open casket.

Agreed.

>Is climate change bad?
>should my religion play a role in gov?
>open borders?
are these seriously political questions?
>will science and technology make things better
I don't know, ask the fucking Amish how awesome winter is.

>Is climate change bad?
Yes, but it also naturally occurs.
However, we have sped up that process.
Although, we have the technology to overcome it.

>Should my religion play a role in gov?
No, religion should be relegated to personal practice, unless that religion poses a threat to the culture you are inhabiting.
Then, as a guest, you should leave to a country who has your sensibilities.
Or, you'll be forcibly removed and if you proceed to resist, executed for the safety of the culture you are attempting to harm.

>Open borders?
Fucking never, you should only allow in skilled workers, or educated academics.
Meritocracy.

>Are these seriously political questions?
Apparently.

>Will science and technology make things better?
If applied correctly and not abused, or warped, yes.

I guess Sup Forums learnt their lesson.

Ok with those results how the fuck did you think your ancap. Do you even know what that fucking means?

Retarded ass thread sage

enjoy having the same dumb right-centrists beliefs as the Clintons, shills

>leaning left

wew lad

You have a ways to go friend

OP is faggot

Captain Sweden

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how much does Sup Forums hate me?

A fucking Statist. Get your ass down here, OP.

But, I love you.

"Weak men."