The girl comes up to you

"Hey user can you fill me with your seed? I want you to make me pregnant."

What do?

Look at her in disgust and walk away

Fuck off, shitskinned gutter slut.

I fill her with my seed and then walk away

Tell her to bend over and fuck her in the ass and call her a nigger til I lose my grip then walk away.

Proceed to Don my farmer cap and shove bird seeds up her vagina

I turn 360 degrees and walk away

>"ok"
>*have sex*
>*get aids*
>*die*

I would impregnate her anus

Sorry, I'm not into bestiality. Except oral; oral is fine though.

I'd probably think someone was playing a joke on me and tell her to fuck off before I kick her teeth in.

"Will you plant your seed in me? I wanna have some cute babies for IG. You gotta come inside me lots so you make sure I have a baby..."

i stammer an awkward greeting and spaghetti falls out my pocket. a seagull eats the spaghetti and i trip over the seagull and land face first in dogshit. i stumble to my feet and lunge towards her grasping for her bosoms and shit gets rubbed from my face on to hers and i stammer an apology. she vomits in my face from the stench of the dogshit and my breath. someone nearby screams and calls the police on a cellphone. i run away from the scene screaming apologies and sporting a very visible boner tenting from my shorts.

"You ready to go again baby? It's been almost 3 hours. I need another sperm donation. Are you gonna cum inside mommy again?"

Gross

100% of these LARPers would smash.

#GasAndRecycle

180 degrees you idiot. 360 you leave you back where you started.

"You like my new bikini user? I'm really wet underneath... why don't we go to your car and you can put a baby in me... my little pussy is begging for you to plant your seed in me... you wanna make me pregnant today?"

Tell her i would never fuck a dirty nigger beat her ass then walk away

I don't think she dates snow lizards. Keep your shrimp dicks in your trousers.

Ass to mouth. Cum in ass. Leave.

You have to go back newfag

>come in pants
>apologize

"You like this body user? Do you want to breed me and make lots of cute babies? You can breed me as much as you like... plant your juicy seed inside me all night long honey... mommy wants lots of babies"

Being this new

"While you've enough white DNA to make me horny, any offspring I sire with you would be tainted by negroid DNA and I would be unwilling to raise it. Not raising children you created is niggerlike behavior, which, as a nigger, you should understand."

>that post
>that flag
What is this, irony?

fuck her in the butt and say I thought that was how brown kids were made

What woman has ever said those exact words unironcially? Fuck off shitposter

pump and dump

What

"The zoo is that way Koko"

How does it feels to fuck a nigger??

You've triggered my trap card newfag.

That thing looks like a disgusting tranny, tbqh. Look at that O.J. face. I think I even see a faint penis outline.
Even Kim wouldn't smash.

"I don't need you to make mixed babies, I can do it myself.'

Proceed to take a shit on the sidewalk.

Throw up

you're not impressing anyone proxy nigger

>I would impregnate her anus
100% F. A. G. G.

>Negroid
>Muscular
>High testerone detected
>Not womanly at all

No thanks. Please go back to the ancestral jungle you came from.

How does it feel to fuck a sideways vagina?
Tight and toddlery I imagine; just how you pig skins prefer right?

Even if I did find the monkey attractive, I'd tell her I'm not into beastiality just to be a dick

Kinda like how you don't hold doors open for them, or cross the street when you see em come sauntering down the sidewalk

Body fat is too low for proper reproductive function.

based on her body type and my assumptions about the sexuality of """females""" posted on Sup Forums, she can probably come inside herself

Sure, if you'd be willing to sign this documentation that says I am a sperm donor and NOT the legal guardian/father/parent of the child then I will happily

TEAR
THAT
PUSSY
UP

How deep is the rabbit hole?

> (OP)
>>Negroid
>>Muscular
>>High testerone detected
>>Not womanly at all
>No thanks. Please go back to the ancestral jungle you came from.

100% T. R. A. P.

...

>girl
Are you sure about that user?

Reported for being underage

This is true, I hate what this board has done to me in so many ways

>nu-pol
Actually fell for that and has that flag. Holy fuck

I am a fucking white male
>turn 360 degress, walks away

Fuck off slut I ain't paying no child support.

>falling for obvious bate
>saying something about "nu-pol" and flags

retard.

Faggot detected...

>neovagina
That entire title sounds about white to me.
What the fuck is wrong with you albino nether apes?

No.

...

sorry iwould only fuck you with a condome

she has more Test than 99% of Sup Forums

i'm going to need to see the booty before i can make that call

she can be my maid but not my wife

>that abortion scar

Sure it is kid, sure it is.
Hahah where did u get that meme? Did you make it yourself? Youre good kiddo.

i would fuck that.

i want to have a white child, a dindu child and an asian child

Welcome to /pol newfag

say "men cant get pregnant" followed by "kys fag"

Honestly?
I don't care.
Black, white, shitskin, Pajeet, Paki, Nordic, Eskimo, Japanese.
I'll stick my dick in it.
Why? Because Fukushima rendered me sterile.
That's the best part. I can fuck her over legally.

She looks to be at least 50% white already. #BLEACHED

Say to her that I have a folder full of webms of her and that I masturbate to her image at least once every week.

Bestiality is illegal, darling.

Set her on fire.

Fill 'er up and falcon punch 3 months later.

you lived near the Fukushima reactor? Kinda hard to believe

even for black girl standards she doesn't look that good

fuck off nigger. i don't want herpes

Aussies need to just stop.
We clearly dropped the nuke on the wrong people, many apologies Japan.

Kek

IKR?
Shit sucked. No I was stationed with the Army. A lot of us have had reproductive problems after the accident. It's mostly cause we kept doing recovery work. Volunteering even though it was a hazardous situation.
The upside is that disability is rather bitching.
Not happy about not getting the full 100% but hell, I think those with limbs blown off and their faces all kinds of fucked deserve that 100% and then some.

"Ready to be a single mother?"

>plucking fruit hanging this low
Obviously I would do her. Any heterosexual person would

>That flag
>That post
You are either very new to the internet, or impersonating to gain .02 shekels.

>her
>heterosexual would
Hes a trap user.

enjoy your aids

gg leaf

pump her full of my amazing seed

first i would check how the fuck did she penetrate my steel doors into my bunker.

Then i would tie her up and start interrogation.

They always tell, when you pop the eye at the start.

FAIL. White people don't find blacks attractive 99 percent of the time.

this.

reminder that literally 0 white men rape sheboons

It ain't about finding them attractive.
It's about sex.
It's not a sin when it's a subhuman.

Nope she is a real fitness model & I know who that is.

This Finn has never gouged eyes confirmed.
Eyes don't "pop" they crack and shatter. Don't ask me how I know this.

Cause black womyn are stronger than Wh*te "men"

No thanks because I have a better mustache than you.

Act like she's not even there. Even the most "attractive" niggers are fucking disgusting subhumans and look like turds in human form I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near that borderline retarded monkey cunt

Seeing white women don't want to fuck the vast majority of LARPers in Sup Forums you might as well smash her.

fuck her cause im not racist, assuming she doesnt have diseases etc

>White people don't rape or rob from blacks.
These numbers are fucking telling user.