Gf wants me to make her pregnant within the next 12 months, I'm f-f-fucking shitting bricks lads...

Gf wants me to make her pregnant within the next 12 months, I'm f-f-fucking shitting bricks lads. It just dawned on me how fucking serious that is.

Spoiler: She's already pregnant.

Oh yar tell me this guy is right

F

You're surely white. No other race would give much of a shit, just busting loads and making babies.

fpbp

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if a woman whips you once she'll whip you again. Next thing you know you'll be on pol wondering why your kid is shitskinned with an afro

T.cuck fetishist
Yes, we are both white. English/Norwegian.

how old are you?

26 in 3 months.

See you on Maury user, dna test that tadpole

This.

Heard this many times before.

You will agree and spunk in her more often over the next few weeks then all of a sudden "oh user, i'm pregnant, I must of caught really quickly!"

that's a good age to become a father. you should be looking forward to it

just wait another 3 months, it will show then

What's her number? I'll knock her up for you.

This, Tyrone just infested her womb

with jamal's child

>tfw gf pokes hole in condom
>shes forces in a relationship i dont want and a kid I dont want
>this is my life now

Don't throw your life away when you're still young

>12 months
>wtf, just throw away the rubber and be a father in 9-10 months

All this assumes you and she are both white.

I am looking forward to it mate.
The serious of having to take care of another human being just dawned on me. It was always something I wanted in the abstract, but now it's going to become real.

Then why would she give him 12 months you dumbass? That doesn't even make sense.

Yea your girlfriend just randomly decided she needs to get pregnant in the next 12 months. Does she have a fucking time bomb strapped to her? No? Hmmm I wonder what would prompt a woman to drop an ultimatum on you to get her pregnant within a certain time frame. Something tells me, you're going to have a very successful first attempt.

Congratulations.

Baby rabies are a hell of a drug.

>gf wants you to impregnate her
>not wife

red flags boi

because she knows he wont wait that fucking long

Settle down with that projection lad.
It all depends on me, we'll try when I tell her to come off the pill.

>trusting that shes even still on it
you deserve it

>when I tell her to come off the pill.
>implying she already didn't for another guy

no parent has any idea what they are doing, just go for it

She didn't drop an ultimatum, she'd like to have one within the next 12 months. But it's up to me as it should be.
We are marrying in December.

You're a strong man, I would've killed her a long time ago.

We're in the end of days, do not have kids! Do not bring children into these dark times ahead!

Make a DNA test when the kid is born

This is my fetish

Good luck raising that half-negro she has inside her belly.

>all this cuck fetishism
You lads need to stop watching porn, it's not good for you.

Matthew 24:19 (NASB)

"But woe to those who are pregnant and to those who are nursing babies in those days!

Because what the fuck else is she going to say? "I NEED TO BE PREGNANT IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS!" At this point she may as well, because apparently being a sucker is the natural state of mind to such an extent that the first thought that dawns on you people is "wow my girlfriend loves me THAT much!"

Don't need to, I'll know whether it's mine in 2 seconds of seeing it.

Just wait until you meet your half-nigger son. AWWWWWW. You'll realize that your woman has been coal burning and that will suck, but you'll accept him and your own and love him just the same.
>CONGRATS user
>EXCITING!

typical Sup Forums contradictory opinions

>going to make white babies
>Sup Forums is pulling out all the cuck memes
Redditors and r9k have really taken over.

Not projection, don't even have a gf, but have seen a few guys stung like this now.

Relying on the pill is a fools game

Without children, you are not a man. You will understand the first time you look into your child's eyes.
You will understand you were NOTHING before that. This is not something to fear. Although I remember the feeling you mention quite well.
You will then understand what it is to love something more than yourself; or anything else.

in all seriousness I would wait until you get married and have time to settle in. Been married 2 years and got a son on the way its a great feeling when you do it right. Congratulations ahead of time though.

Yall live together?

>gf
>not wife
>not even fiancée
Fucks sake

underrated

Pick a fight with her and see what happens. Maybe these guys ar right and shes been screwing around on you. Otherwise she's probably just playing with ya.

Inpregnante her ,now!

>Just wait until you meet your half-nigger son. AWWWWWW.
...but we waz kangz and shieeeet.

OP is lucky as fuck.
I'd love to have a woman who wanted my kid. Thats pretty special. Also having a kid would really give me a purpose again. As I am nearing 30 I notice I just wander around like an empty husk doing the same motions for no reason. Sometimes I just sit and wonder why I bother even living anymore, there is seriously no reason whatsoever

kek

itt: faggot virgins who watch too much pr0n and are jealous of OP for have love pussy and a future progeny.

i wouldnt suggest having sex with her for 9 months.

Just saw this. Weird that you didn't call her your fiancée, and that she wants to be pregnant at her wedding, but this thread is too full of BLACKED faggots already and I don't want to counter signal your potential white children. Congrats and good luck, user

I never married my wife in the eyes of the state; or its mandates, but I consider our union more holy than any marriage affirmed by the state.
Why does everything, even the most beautiful thing on earth have to be a reason for some people to talk about niggers.
You know the saying, "No one is more terrified of being stolen from, than a thief?" You are either the white nigger fucking other men's wives, or the black one.
Or the white guy who had HIS old lady impregnated by Jody...one of the above.

We're going traveling for half a year at very least (and marrying during that time) and I'll probably make her pregnant towards the end of the travelling or when we come back, then buy a house to settle in. Of course we are living together, have done for years.

fuck off amerikike and take you shitshow with you

so it doesn't seem like extortion

Bruh

>English/Norwegian
Daily reminder that Sup Forums is an ethnonationalist board. Say NO to ethnic mixing.
Go fuck yourself civic cuck.

Yea but how do we know we are in those days

if you have a good skill-based job, you'll be good. trust me