Brit/pol/ - The Career Politician Edition

>Within one year you will actually have to hand over your credit card information if you want to access porn
theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/17/age-checks-introduced-porn-websites-uk-credit-card-details
archive.is/20YBm

>Britain blowing billions on ‘pathetic’ fighter jets that are ‘too heavy’ and give away positions to the enemy
thesun.co.uk/news/4032021/britain-blowing-billions-on-pathetic-fighter-jets-that-are-too-heavy-and-give-away-positions-to-the-enemy/
archive.is/6ivOs

>Doctor Who slaughtered on the altar of (((Equality)))
theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/jul/16/doctor-who-jodie-whittaker-as-the-first-female-time-lord-will-make-this-show-buzz-again
archive.is/uBK6I

>Marxist McDonnell condemns bLiar's approach to Brexit, calling him 'out of touch'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/john-mcdonnell-labour-party-jeremy-corbyn-article-50-second-referendum-a7842881.html
archive.is/JfLTr

>Conservatives promise £1.3bn extra for the DfE, to come from savings made within the DfE
theguardian.com/education/2017/jul/17/justine-greening-raids-free-schools-budget-for-education-bailout
archive.is/IrMl8

>Vince Cable disowns Lib Dem election promise to make Brexit hell for May
express.co.uk/news/politics/829087/Theresa-May-Brexit-process-Vince-Cable-Liberal-Democrat-pledge
archive.is/sco21

>Labour MP (Eleanor Smith) claims Black Country flag is racist and should be scraped
metro.co.uk/2017/07/16/labour-mp-claims-black-country-flag-is-racist-and-should-be-scrapped-6782784/
archive.is/Y8mxe

>Phillip Hammond says public sector workers overpaid in private (Conservative backstabbing begins)
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/chancellor-philip-hammond-all-but-admits-public-sector-workers-overpaid-a7843461.html
archive.is/A0cYv

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40630842
youtu.be/Ye7FKc1JQe4
vocaroo.com/i/s0ucHuTDs1Eo
vocaroo.com/i/s0WvZNjoTz3L
youtube.com/watch?v=n7ZmmIetI5o
youtube.com/watch?v=elsh3J5lJ6g
vocaroo.com/i/s0WpSye8NJLD
youtube.com/watch?v=AyPq_2EosjY
youtu.be/yN9kMOoSdh4
youtube.com/watch?v=ah-9T2b5GlA
youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4
youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zklmdlcEdow
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reminder that this general is hijacked and infiltrated by faux conservatives who are really Momentum (a socialist activist group in the UK)

pay attention to ids and posts and you can see the subversion before your very eyes

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40630842
Why is this and other news not in the OP?

Thread theme youtu.be/Ye7FKc1JQe4

Nth for Kanna

>implying the government can block the porn sites I visit

Can't sleep lads and I've got work at 6, wut do?

vocaroo.com/i/s0ucHuTDs1Eo

so does that mean you can vote twice if you register online and by post?? Why the fuck do they have separate databases

go for a 15 minute run if you do sprints you''l probably be tired enough to sleep desu

>Reports
Dropped

suffer through it. I've had two weeks off and now need to be in for 8, after finding out at 7 today. Fuck I wish I was NEET

Posting bike ride pictures and some text from the wikipedia page for the beeching cuts so the autistic mods dont get the ban hammer out.

>The Beeching cuts (also Beeching Axe) were a reduction of route network and restructuring of the railways in Great Britain, according to a plan outlined in two reports, The Reshaping of British Railways (1963) and The Development of the Major Railway Trunk Routes (1965), written by Dr Richard Beeching and published by the British Railways Board.

>partner wants me to watch "is love racist" on channel 4

what do I do

is this the lefty activism bollocks I've come to expect from channel 4? Anyone else being subjected to it?

>Mfw I'm none of those

>tripfag

Yes you are

Fucking pirates

Is there any new brexit news at all

sounds cancer watch it and report in desu

Does anybody have a picture of Tim Farron smiling normally? Has anyone ever seen him smile normally? I have over 50 photos of him and he isn't smiling normally in 1 of them.

>everything good and noble in the human spirit is racist
just another day in the 21st century

Whites are wacist blah blah bla

>The first report identified 2,363 stations and 5,000 miles (8,000 km) of railway line for closure, 55% of stations and 30% of route miles, with an objective of stemming the large losses being incurred during a period of increasing competition from road transport and reducing the rail subsidies necessary to keep the network running; the second identified a small number of major routes for significant investment. The 1963 report also recommended some less well publicised changes, including a switch to containerisation for rail freight.

Seriously what will happen to Sup Forums when this
law comes in?

why do middle easterns look like orcs?

vocaroo.com/i/s0WvZNjoTz3L

>A Statement by Eleanor Smith, MP for Wolverhampton South West.

>Eleanor Smith denies reports she said the Black Country Flag is "racist" and "should be banned".
>I was contacted by the Wolverhampton Express and Star and asked why I had not appeared in a photograph with other Black Country MPs seen holding the Black Country Flag at Westminster. I explained that due to Parliamentary commitments I was unable to be there when the photo was taken.

>In response to further questions, I talked about some concerns which had been raised by my constituents about the flag - specifically the image of a chain, because of their historical use in the Slave Trade. I went on to say that I was uneasy about this image becoming the brand for the Black Country, on the grounds that it associates the Black Country with heritage industries, rather than modern ones.

>However, to set the record straight, I did not say the flag was racist. Neither did I say it should be banned. My views on this matter have been misrepresented.

>I want to assure the people of Wolverhampton and the Black Country that I am intensely proud of our region, and our contribution to the Industrial Revolution. However, I am more concerned to develop industries of the present, and to celebrate such developments as Jaguar Land Rover's new engine assembly plant at the i-54, so that Wolverhampton and the Black Country can combat its extremely high youth unemployment rate; at 27% percent it is one of the highest in the country.

>I will be highlighting other economic developments in the region in my maiden speech later this week.

>Eleanor Smith, MP for Wolverhampton South West.

>Good goyim, you close all your railways and let the government pay for a whole new slower system

The goyim aren't racemixing enough

quick, fund this racemixing propaganda hosted by a negress with a (((media degree))) and no other political or career accomplishments worth naming

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THIS IS A MOGGPOST

nothing

This extraordinary man only works in extraordinary smiles.

We will use VPNs to access the chan. I should have been doing this for years already given the retarded shit I say on here that would get me locked up if it were faceberg or twatter.

Reminds me to actually set that shit up... hmm

It was only funny the first time sorry.

But there is some porn boards on here will they just slip through the net?

>Wolverhampton South West Constituency Labour Party (CLP) Response to Recent Press and Social Media Reports

>Eleanor Smith has just been given largest mandate by the electorate of Wolverhampton South West since 1990 and Wolverhampton South West CLP have full confidence in her to lead us into the next general election. We believe she will make a great constituency MP who is already helping the local residents with their issues and concerns.

>Dick Scroop, Secretary Wolverhampton SW CLP

DICK SCROOP
>mfw

Are you Ralph with a new trip because you got so thoroughly BTFO by that Nazi? Your post reminds me of his style, he called everyone a momentum shill

>why I had not appeared in a photograph with other Black Country MPs seen holding the Black Country Flag at Westminster.
>MP's from areas I wouldn't even consider the Black country were there
>Tom Watson, the Deputy Leader was there
>But she couldn't be
Least there's light at the end of the tunnel, unlike dear old Chucky and Diane

I would rather have some comfy rural railways than as many cycle tracks as we do now. I mean obviously, some cycles tracks like that one would be nice but the closure of them was completely ludicrous. Can you imagine if they tried to close all the unprofitable rural roads? There would be outrage. Our transport policy is too car centric.

youtube.com/watch?v=n7ZmmIetI5o

I'd say so, they're going to find this thing tremendously hard to enforce. If they're going to ban anything with a pornography section they'll have to ban Reddit, Tumblr and a host of other mainstream social media sites.

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he is ralph, hes been BTFO by half of brit/pol/, even anonymongs

Also
>Nearly the end of July and still hasn't given her maiden speech
??

You shouldn't have changed "want to access Sup Forums" to "want to access porn", people forget that Sup Forums will be classed as a porn site.

And porn often gets posted on Sup Forums, laws like this are a slippery slope, you could justify restricting nearly every website on the web

>(((they))) live

>Our transport policy is too car centric.
Could be worse, we could be the US
>Less high speed rail than Turkey and Uzbekistan

Gas Socialists

I don't think it will, because people do not come to Sup Forums to access porn and I'm sure there is at least 1 tory MP that uses Sup Forums or something

more like /aco/ desu

>Le based British Muslim moves to Ireland and becomes a great Irishman!

Can Ireland be saved, lads?

In law, definition is a huge part of it. Its entirely dependant on what method of interpretation the involved judge uses, but it wouldn't exactly be difficult for one to add Sup Forums to the pornographic category.
I mean with and whatever state is in now days, you'd probably have a harder time arguing against Sup Forums being porn.

You rang?

>and I'm sure there is at least 1 tory MP that uses Sup Forums or something

It's this guy 100%.

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Where you from slave girl

youtube.com/watch?v=elsh3J5lJ6g

>o'brien is this much of a sellout
looks like it's time for our regularly scheduled reminder that the cardies did NOTHING wrong again already.

vocaroo.com/i/s0WpSye8NJLD

I know right? What the fuck.
I was thinking earlier I should check out her maiden speech, only to discover the lazy cunt hasn't made one yet.

I wonder what the odds on her speech starting with WE are?
>Literal who
Why him in particular?

>Why him in particular?
Most /r9k/ looking dude I can find in parliament, just look at that weird sneer he has going on.

>pursglove
>spurg love
Sup Forums confirmed

Why is it that Labour MP's cant properly press or iron their clothes?

are you a polski?

>watching the making of britain
>documentary starts in 1850

Serious question lads, is listening to this miscegenation-lite?

>youtube.com/watch?v=AyPq_2EosjY

busy working in the pits desu

Watch this, it might make you cry youtu.be/yN9kMOoSdh4

they're too busy pretending to sympathise with the proletariat and molesting children to pick up an iron.

Should have started in the 1950's desu. Britain was just a shithole before the Windrush came over and civilised us and the hard working migrants taught us about pride, roads etc.

It's not even an isolated case. The smartest dressed Labour MP's look like they iron with cold mess tins.

They should have started in 800 AD if it gave a shit about legitimacy. But its Andrew Marr hosting so that explains it.
Depressing as fuck why'd you have to shit on my night for lad?

Why to niggers always wear diamond earrings can't say i have ever seen one without them

BAN ASSAULT ACID

did he died

>rap

Is that the milkman on the left?

fuck off owen jones

hopefully. if it was left up to that smudged faced fuck we'd need a license to buy batteries.

100%

vocaroo.com/i/s0WvZNjoTz3L

Adam or Joe?

I miss the 90s...

Random Powell Autism Fact #08
While posted in Northern Africa, Enoch Powell felt the need to wear full dress at all times (trousers, shirt, tie, jacket ect) despite it not being a requirement because its a fucking desert.

The only Brit/pol/ approved rap:

youtube.com/watch?v=ah-9T2b5GlA

ha, the strong acids used in these attacks are already supposed to be restricted. Banning it will just destroy businesses.

>(((churchill)))

youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4

the fuck is this shit

literally the only British approved rap right here
youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

Thanks lad, that's quality.

>nigger

this lad is masterbrew on youtube btw

Some chick on /r9k/ did vocaroo requests. People have been larping as women here since.

>non-white tries to have an opinion

Really helps to remind yourself often that brit/pol/ is the absolute scum of humanity.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zklmdlcEdow

what is the point of football teams? There should be a requirement on what team ypu can play in based where you are born. Liverpool and everton for scousers etc not french or americans south londoners

Globalism lad, everything is a global business now

that's pretty racist senpai

great song

Andrew Marr is BASED

Owen Jones is BASED