THE FUCK RYBACHI NAVAL BASE IN THE RUSSIAN FAR EAST JUST GOT HIT BY A TRIDENT SALVO AND ALASKAN RADARS JUST GOT HIT WITH NUKES
CHECK SOCIAL MEDIA AND NEWS EXPECT EMP BLACKOUT SOON
THE FUCK RYBACHI NAVAL BASE IN THE RUSSIAN FAR EAST JUST GOT HIT BY A TRIDENT SALVO AND ALASKAN RADARS JUST GOT HIT WITH NUKES
CHECK SOCIAL MEDIA AND NEWS EXPECT EMP BLACKOUT SOON
ur a faggett
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can confirm, hit other street down, spilled my vodka
7.4 earthquake of russian coast
You forgot "Happening".
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Guys! SEAL Team Six just ran through my back yard!
IT'S HAPPENING!
It's here boys
fyi ... EMP travels with the speed of light. try reading a book or two.
idi nahui, gay ass nigger
Wasn't there a thread early in the morning of some britfag who was going on and on about an EMP happening? I swear Sup Forums gets so stupid with this shit sometimes.
guess i better order my freeze dried food and water purifiers. brb
Can also independently confirm Trump just spilled my Vodka because it wasn't Kremlin vodka and they're in bed together.
reeeeEEEEEEEEEEE
upgraded to 7.8, tsunami possible
twitter.com
Nice supercell OP
OH SHIT I HEAR ICBM MISSILES WARMING UP!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I SEE NUKES RAINING DOWN ON MY TOWN OASNBDUSAIBDASB DASJD BASDOLJS AB;DIVASHD
IT'S REAL CHECK CNN
The blast hit my roof and spawned 37 unarmed black men and they don't know how to get down
hahaha XDDD (7 btw)
GUYS
JUST GOT A CALL FROM JOHN CENA
HE'S TELLING ME TO JOIN THE FUCKING SPACE MARINES CAUSE ITS FUCKING HAP-HAP-HAPPENING
guys it's real my neighbor just got nuked and holy shit it was bad
MODS ban people for making not true happenings, I want it to be reliable
DO DO DO DO DO
I've waited for this moment for a very long time. If you're lying OP, i'm going to be very disappointed.
Bullshit but can you imagine if your power went out as you were reading this? Shit would be getting real then famalam
STEALTH R A R E
better be true faggot.
YOU CANT SEE THE HAPPENING
Le fake and le gay.
SAGE
msn.com
>Reuters
Like they would ever tell us the world was going to end. fuck you OP
Researching Aleutian Islands while this is "happening"... 9000 year old archaeological sites found in this region! It's like a Hawaii chain that goes from Russia to Alaska! I need to retake Geography
>pic related, red marker is approximately where Earthquake occured (@ 54.5 N, 168.9 E)
Holy shit my dog turned into glass and the niggers into whites, I CAN SEE THE MUSHROOM
faggot nigger
When the day of rope comes faggots like you will be lynched first.
MY BIRD JUST FARTED XDDDDD
Can you make a thread ?
>The blast hit my roof and spawned 37 unarmed black men and they don't know how to get down
Stop camping their spawn point
FUCKING SUMMER FAGS
OUT OUT OUT
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CHECKED XDD
NICE TRIPS MATE
Holy shit, Andorra just declared war on us
Their fleet is already in the Manzanares, I can hear the cannons from here!
Hope you guys have stocked up on dehydrated water and inflatable food.
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never forget the activated almonds
oh user i though that was gonna scare me!
good thing it was just a nice litel froggo
I've got tons of MREs and dehydrated water user...
Wot
OP is a fucking asshole and deserves to feel bad.
and the emu meatballs
Fake and Gay
you actually have autism if you think any habbening thread on pol is real
Shut the fuck up.
You see that this that says image search? It prevents shit bait like yours.
fake and gay kill yourself
actual earthquake in alaska actually, big one
youtube.com
factual and heterosexual
top secret russian faggot ray has clearly been used on you
Eruption happened there today
cme is currently smashing our atmosphere. any earth quakes and electronic interference in the arctic regions will be from the sun.