THAT'S RIGHT DRUMFIES

THAT'S RIGHT DRUMFIES

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I'M

wtf I'm /with her/ now

In other words the only way Hillary can be president is in fantasy land

Newsweek is fucking cancer

>this just became a Madame President LARP thread
wow those boys we sent to Egypt look ready to charge into Syria now! Why is she waiting for 100,000 troops on the ground? We could win against Syria in less than 100 days with the 70000 already there!

At least they admit Clinton won't be president in this universe.

And Hitler won in another

And I have gf in another

Those poor bastards in that other timeline. Hillary can theoretically be President, but one thing we know for sure is that she isn't.

Maybe we can send all of the niggers, mudshits, and kikes to that universe and let this be the nice one

youtube.com/watch?v=yb2OweNMQvo

Is cancer sexy?

>tfw I have the mathematical probability of less than 1 in 10^40 of having a gf in any universe

>newsweek
>now reporting from an alternative universe
>now

>reporting

Im sso fucking glad I'm not in that timeline where the statue of liberty "actually was a Muslim woman so let's import the entire middle east"

Fuck that cunt

Because she's getting away with eliminating her enemies?

How high is the body count I wonder?

wtf i love hillary now

>literally just rejecting reality
alright whatever, just be sure you vote in your fantasy and not in real life.

>Adolf Hitler is the supreme leader in an alternate universe where the world is great again

>Newsweek
Literally who?
I swear to god there are so many micro media outlets that echo the same shit.

Not in this world so fuck off

in this alternate universe, is there some explanation for this??

More delusional fantasy from the left. TRUMP 2020!

...or this??

She's the only candidate thats left

i got one:
bill is a faithful husband and decided at that moment to turn on the hiddin vibrator to spice up for sex later.
alternate universes are fun for impossible scenarios

>Libtards are so desperate they are literally making fake news from alternate timelines

TICK TOCK DRUMPFLETS

...

TICK TOCK DRUMPHLETS

To be this delusional.

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I didn't know "America is great again" is codeword for "Russia and America having been nuked each other at the first available opportunity"

still higher than zero

>mfw these dumb subhumans genuinely believe that H*llary's sanctions would put Russia out of action

...

hhnngggg
time to fap

By that logic, she's also president in an alternate universe where America sucks dick and Europe has started the Muslim genocide.

It's not only about sanctions, you are forgetting about soft power too.
Putin is terrified of Hillary. That micropenis manlet is intimidated by any strong woman with leadership. He would back the fuck off from Syria and Crimea if she was president. Unfortunately we have to put up with 4 years of a Russian puppet in charge of America now thanks to rural and suburban retards.

they're even stealing our best timeline meme.

>this is what libtards actually believe

Maybe Democrats should follow her into an alternate universe?

>where America is great again
scratch that they achieve their technocrat global serf state.

In hillary's military, all vehicles have limp dicks

FAKE NEWS
Everyone knows that God-Emperor Trump is a pan-dimensional constant.

What the hell is she smoking

This.
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people.

In another universe Hillary actually shit herself onstage during each debate.

>hillary
>america is great again
pick one faggot

and in another alternate universe she's already in prison

>le ironic shitposting
kys