Bong thread 2

Can't order knives online anymore edition.

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youtube.com/watch?v=EscjYGHKHxM
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What? Is this fake?

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/18/plans-to-make-delivery-of-knives-sold-online-to-private-addresses-illegal-knife-crime

It's honestly difficult to tell what's real or fake from 1984land

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>my gun fought on the wrong side.
Doesn't feel good, boys.

So pathetic.

Thanks norbro

Holy Fuck, bin dat knife meme came true.

Bin that knife whiteboi.

Get on the darknet get you some illegal blades or a case of hand grenades and if you're too fat and lazy to throw them you can buy the launcher too. Fuck the law. It's for niggers anyway. Dunno why a lot of other white people worship anything and every in a uniform automatically. It's one thing if the person is respectable but uniform does not equal automatic respect. Must be more Hollywood LARPing and acting out.

God, can the Brits get any more pathetic. Meanwhile, I'm about to go buy an AR-15.

>He doesn't realize Alpha Bay just got shut down, it's admin DeSnake arrested and murdered in a Thai prison cell.

user...I have some news for you.

What happens if somebody sharpens a tree branch with a rock and makes a sharpened stick then stabs somebody, do we ban trees?

SAVE A LIFE

why would you want a knife when it's illegal to carry them in public if the blade can be or is fixed and it's longer than 3 inches. It's the same as a Television licence, if you don't have one you don't watch Television I honestly get confused why people think this is odd, it's the law so you don't carry a knife.

This is how many knives were found in a weapons bin in London

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I'm too lazy to make a photo right now, but a while ago my brother ordered me a Wilkinson Classic razor online for my birthday. You know, one of the classic thingies with separate blades. The packet with the blades had a warning on the back that it's illegal to sell the blades to customers under 18 kek. When do men start shaving? For me it was around 15-16 iirc.

But to be honest, in this age where stupid kids can easily buy all sorts of shit online with their smartphones, I can understand that age verification stuff. Would you want your 9yo son ordering huge knives on Amazon?

>That feel when they've most likely passed out those knives between the refugees.

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ha like half of them are opinels.

also,
>spyderco endura
>shun meat cleaver

sad

Here from last thread. This should be a daily thread. A friendly banter to remind europe (west) how truly cucked to hell they really are.

Buddy of mine had a similar collection in high school.

he desrve to die

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>putting a swiss army knife or a set of scissors in a knife surrender bin

WHY

>5 scissors
Imagine being this inbred

Obviously. Rocks too.

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I cant

You don't think it's weird to have to get a television licence?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

PART

AND

PARCEL

Truly sad

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Where would my 9yo Son get the money to order a knife on Amazon? Does my 9yo Son have a debit card, or a credit card? And even if he did want to stab someone, why wouldn't he just use one of my knives? I have a lot of them, and many are just sitting in my kitchen.

All that aside, my dad got me my first knife when I was about that age. My first gun too (just a little .22 plinker) We would hunt, where I would carry a .357 on my belt, and carry my Marlin 30-30 at like 10-12.

Raise your kids right, and they can have whatever they want, and they will never misuse what they have.

Don't cause strife.

Bin that knife!

Swiss Army / Leatherman are legal to carry. Why the others couldn't go back in the kitchen drawer I don't know. the only actual illegal knife there is the butterfly knife or flick knife if there is one. They are offensive weapons by design, a pair of scissors fuck off m8.

>And even if he did want to stab someone, why wouldn't he just use one of my knives? I have a lot of them, and many are just sitting in my kitchen.

Passing a bunch of stupid fucking legislation is easier than making the police do their jobs properly.

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>giving away all your rights and freedoms just so you're not called racist
I'm starting to root for the muslims now.

EU directive. In the EU its not weird. Some countries take the money through taxing however.

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not really it pays for advert free TV and is only $200 a year , if you don't have one and watch TV then the detector vans will catch you or they will come round and inspect inside your home to make sure. it literally takes 10 minutes of your time to prove you don't have a television set or if you do then you go to jail.
If it wasn't against the law I would find it stupid but as it is the law it makes sense.

>not a problem if you are over 18 years old.
>thus nobody on Sup Forums should have a problem

>going to jail over a TV set
>makes sense

Have you converted to Islam yet?

Or are you still a racist swine?

>the detector vans will catch you or they will to make sure come round and inspect inside your home

>>the detector vans.

>come round and inspect inside your home

Knives and forks I can understand but why spoons too?

>the detector vans

>come round and inspect inside your home to make sure

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how do you prepare your food at home you poor troll

Is it bad that I genuinely want to believe the UK is this cucked?

Not that it makes it any better, but the detector vans are based on made up bullshit to scare idiots. And even the fake science they're based on only supposedly works on CRT TVs.

It is this is what happens when you don't have guns as part of your constitution

god bless USA

>go on London police fagbook
>post pictures of your guns with cryptic messages
>watch them freak out

Why aren't we doing this ameribros?

its just a way for people to easily dispose of their kitchen knives

>posting on normiebook

might distract them from saving whatever few unraped white children that are left from being sullied by foreign invaders. the police didn't make the laws.

ITS LIKE THE WANT TO GET GET KEKED

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Fair enough, I agree with you. Except for your first argument, you should be aware that nowadays kids order shit on their smartphones or the family PC which isn't properly secured with different accounts and passwords and so on. Certain stuff should have age verification from my point of view.

Kids always did this kind of shit, back then we simply did it per mail order or prank phone calls, but it's become much easier now thanks to technology, you can get prepaid cards for all sorts of online shops everywhere. I hope you understand what I'm getting at.

most of that looks like kitchen were; shit knives. also shitty gerber mutlitools
>leatherman - $80
>spiderco endura - $50
>range of swiss army knives - +$30-$60
>kershaw link on the left - $20
>unknown hunter's knife top left
>unknown hunter's knife top right ontop cleaver
>opinels everywere
the few gems i listed are good, otherwise nothing of value was lost

A woman must be behind this scheme. It just has to be a woman. What other creature could be so stupid? If a person wants to kill, they will.

Nigga look at all the wasted scissors

that shun cleaver MSRPs at $288

I dont believe.

Ban guns (fucking irish)

Ban knives (fucing pakies)

ban acid (fucking arabs)

how about, just let white people kill those who attack them?

>yfw they arrest you right after binning the knife because you were just carrying it in public

>please don't use this name
>even though you can if you want

I don't get this. I know people with this many guns that aren't doing shit.

Like, who fucking cares, you literally only have two hands. When authorities post pictures like this, they act like somehow this person is going to attach with a hundred knives at the same time.

>shun cleaver
didn't know that brand. good lord I would be furious at my kid for taking that

They have laws to punish those that defend themselves

BAN HANDS

Ban self defense (fucking whites)

I guess hydroxide ban will be next? Good luck washing your clothes, bongs.

Not legal in stadiums in America. Our news = people living in a society of fear. The law for the stadiums are for protecting the major league sports association from the continuously growing power of the ((you know who)) lawyers that would go for the main target shot callers of stadium rule makers for the most money in an injury lawsuit. It is cheaper to pay security personnel for decades than pay out for a stabbing lawsuit in America that happens inside a stadium.

Why aren't automobiles banned? Ban everything you want, until you ban SHIT SKINS from invading your island, you will be abused by them. Keep banning the tools your people crafted while the mudpeople wait for your next invention to assault you with, while you spread your own wives legs for them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>Its year 2018
>Crumpets are forced to watch cuck porn and eat with spoons issued by gov for their safety
>While muslim ride their homes and murderfuck them for allah
I guess its payback for Jałta.

just BONG my shit up

How does it feel being the last white man in Europe?

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? THIS IS DYSTOPIAN AND DEPRESSING AS HELL

You're getting a figurative second amendment like the Czech Republic soon, right?

dystopia a best

not the Pollock you're replying to, but it's not happening. The directive the bongs pozzed Europe with before jettisonning out of the EU themselves is already set to be introduced in Poland.
>mfw my normie, nogunz old man started going to the shooting range so that he can buy a gun before the directive takes effect

Ridiculous. What's next? Banning sales of plastic spoo--

>Cook and eat knife still in packaging
did they just go out, buy a knife (showing ID to prove their above 18 obviously) then go and bin it?

>DONT BE _______
>BIN THAT _______

they had second thoughts before opening it. wouldn't you, before opening a WMD? its 2017 ffs

Oi!!

>black
>crack

It's a dystopia to have gun ownership rights in the constitution?

What a monster the EU has turned into. I lived in Europe in the 90s, every country still had its own currency and you needed to show your passport at the borders, and everything worked fine. They were sold a bag of lies.

>It's a dystopia to have gun ownership rights in the constitution?

No, i meant to respond to this guy

>Bin that knife whiteboi.

I don't think my knife will fit in that bin there is a gun on the end of it m8

>ban guns
>ban knives
>industrial acid is legal


youtube.com/watch?v=EscjYGHKHxM

Sad, long time ago
There are more depresing things out there.
I will try my best to spread the word, and hope for best.

>buy kitchen knife
>have to pick it up at store
>now carrying illegal knife
>cop looks at me mean while telling me oi, u can't do dat guv while calling 50 people to restrain me from a distance as mohammed kidnaps 50 children in the background for his open air rape ring
>it's okay, they're not evil whites

Great plan, cuck. You're paying for this to happen.