>be me
>Be my own God
>Do a bad thing
>Justify it by saying "I'm God, therefore I'm always right"
>Ruin my life
>Die young
>"W-w-we-well atleast I had fun and didn't get judged by any Christian BIGOTS"
>Burn in Hell
Is Satanism the epitomy of retardation?
almost as retarded as being Albanian
Wtf is your flag meant to be? Tree land....?
>don't make sexual advances unless they are reciprocated
What does this even mean
None of the Satanists I know know what the fuck this means or what the "mating signal" is
Satanism isn't a religion. Its a rejection of religion. Satanists don't believe in god and the devil, 90% of it is edgy rejection of authority and 10% is focus on one's free will and own choices in life independent of the opinions of mainstream religion.
Did I hit a particularly sensitive nerve?
>tree land
still better then analbania
Satanism is edgy contrarian LARPing, whilst Christianity/Islam is good goy LARPing.
>tree land
How?
LARPing means that you aren't really that thing, I.E. Antifa are just LARPing as Civil Rights Activists.
Muslims and Christians ARE good people.
They both believe we live in magical world where miracles happen and they dedicate entire life worshipping the higher power that provided them with those miracles.
It's about the teachIngs not the miracles, there's your quick rundown.
day of the chainsaw soon, tree
Yes but when I was in hospital near to death, those faggots came to me.
Why? Because they care about me?
No, they came for me to convert to their cult, saying "God" was angry at me.
Fuck those evil-minded rats.
As for teachings, I don't particularly like marxist socialist crap.
>I don't particularly like marxist socialist crap.
Oh good, Christianity isn't Marxist socialist.
the greatest trick the devil pulled off was convincing man he was god.
>be atheist
>be my own god
>do a bad thing
>don't have the crippling mental illness known as empathy so don't care
>have 10x more fun in my life than any christcuck moralfag, even if I don't live as long
>die of cannabis oil overdose at age 45
>don't go to hell because it doesn't exist
>probably get reincarnated or wake up the next day in a parallel universe like nothing happened
I can understand the annoyance of them coming to you in the hospital, and they were probably stupid, but they mostly likely wanted to save you from hell.
He burns the strawman
bingo.
in this one like something happened.
dead in the dimension nextdoor.
"i am"
>Be irrelevant
>Create nothing
>Leave nothing behind
>Objectively, it would have been more benefitial for you to be aborted
>*Resorts to opiates because of shitty lifestyle*
>"Fucking Christcucks, bro"
>Still burn in Hell
Good God, White liberals bipedal animals.
Good God, White Liberals are bipedal animals
>be edgy satanist
>respec wamen tho my fellow satanpedes
>>don't have the crippling mental illness known as empathy so don't care
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What is wrong with that?
There is a clear hierarchy, and the absolute freedom that would follow from destroying it is a shame.
Absolute freedom simply means that you are a slave to your own vices, and therefore not free.
You haven't actually read the Bible/Quran, have you, user?
you all worship the telephone game of mushrooms ergot, siezures, dmt, and the human mind.
Yes.
Satanists should be branded terrorists and hunted down by the state.
I've read the Bible. I like it as a book.
Not that I'm going to dedicate my life to it and for example not have sex before marriage when I have a chance.
Even my Catholic friends don't follow that, so why call yourself Catholic at all?
The most annoying part was "You was angry at God, so God paid you back".
Also, many christians celebrating Hitchens' death was utterly disgusting.
I don't mind you or your religion user, just don't pretend you know everything, that's all.
Isnt satanism just atheism but with the benefits to troll christians double as hard
Satanism is a broad term encompassing many meanings.
You've got atheist "satanists"
LARP "satanists"
Musical(Black Metal) "satanists"
Jews
Agnostic "satanists"
pagan "satanists"
teenagers on a phase "satanists"
and many more
Stirner was Satanist way before Crowley.
Hell nah Bible says there is none that doeth good, no not one btfo lil bitch
Depends. LaVeyan satanism is kind of satanism where Satan is just a figure of liberty and free will.
You can read Satanic Bible, it's short.
It tries so hard to be edgy, that's all.
For example:
>if someone annoys you, ask them to stop. If they refuse to stop obliterate them
It basically teaches you you are the center of the universe and that everything revolves around you, which is objectively wrong to begin with.
And also there are spiritual Satanists who literally worship Satan as entity.
Both have some rituals if I recall correctly.
These people simply don't understand what It feels like to really love Jesus Christ.
The younger generations must return to Christ.
With the Lord on our side, we will strive out of degeneracy and into a clean life
having a proper relationship with God thru Jesus Christ, and following His rules (not sinning) is so rewarding and fulfilling. Sinning leads to death. No sin is good for us physically or mentally.
I see, you simply want to live as you want, which is fine. I just get irritated when atheists attack something that defines our western world today, as for cathocucks that's a different story.
You have my respect.
>Be atheist
>probably get reincarnated
Yeah, there's no denying that Christianity shaped Europe the way it is now.
Many atheists aren't smart enough to see that and that results in terrible decisions like abortions, welfare state, marxism (muh equality) etc.
People still obviously need religion for moral guidance.
However I hate being forced to do anything, that goes same way with prayers or going to church.
>Work hard and worship a god all your life
>Get married and have 5 kids
>Be irrelevant
>Create nothing of value
>Leave nothing behind other than more mouths to feed
>Objectively, it would be more beneficial for you and everyone in your filthy third world country to be nuked
>Still end up in the exact same afterlife as everyone else
>Burn in Hell
In what?
You say you have read the bible...but you still have not opened your heart to Jesus. Having a personal relationship and Him revealing and teaching you by His word. That is what we strive for. user...we (read humans) are an eternal beings. Made in God's image...meaning...a spiritual being. And that this world we live in is a test of faithfullness to the Lord Almighty. There is either eternal salvation (meaning you serve Jesus, believe Jesus died for your sins and strive to do His will) or eternal damnation in hell (Hades - The place of torment creates by God for the punishment of lucifer and his fallen angels). Go and watch Jacob Prasch's teaching named Come Let Us reason together. Cause that is wat the Lord Almighty wants to reason with you personally...you just have to give Him a chance.
>Satanic bible
>en.wikipedia.org
>The Satanic Bible is a collection of essays, observations, and rituals published by Anton LaVey in 1969. It is the central religious text of Satanism, and is considered the foundation of its philosophy and dogma.
>Anton LaVey
>en.wikipedia.org
>Anton Szandor LaVey[1] (born Howard Stanton Levey; April 11, 1930 – October 29, 1997) was an American author, musician and occultist.[2] He was the founder of the Church of Satan and the religion of LaVeyan Satanism.
>LaVey was born Howard Stanton Levey in Chicago, Illinois. His father, Michael Joseph Levey (1903–1992), from Chicago, Illinois, married LaVey's mother, the former Gertrude Augusta Coultron, who was born to a Russian father and Ukrainian mother, who had immigrated to Ohio in 1893; both became naturalized American citizens in 1900
>Howard Stanton (((Levey)))
>Parents from Russian and Ukraine
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW SATANISTS?
add on with eternal salvation...you believe, serve and trust in Jesus to gain The Kingdom Of God. And if you seek His will, the door to His Kingdom will be open.
good thing you are not FORCED to do any of these with Christianity. Rather you are at liberty to pursue them.
Pray when you want.
Attend Church, if you want.
That want should manifest as you grow in relationship with God, and you can benefit from just practicing, despite not really want to - but you ARE at liberty, not under obligation.
Of course, that only applies to someone who believes that, and elects to believe in Christ's saving work.
LOL what a load of bullshit
You do realise 99% of atheists come from religious background, right?
At the age of 5 I loved Jesus. At the age of 7 I literally had an empty dinner plate for Jesus every time we ate.
At the age of 12 I've talked to voices in my head, thanking them for the existance.
At 15 I realised I was just talking to myself. Some top-tier autism.
Ah and Don't let the fact someone forced you to go to church keep you from it, that's problem with a lot of unbelievers now an days, they from a rebel complex were anything there parents liked is evil.
If this did happen, do not let your parents or whoever did this blind you. I'm not for forcing people to believe in something they don't want too. But There might be much for you to gain from knowing God and remember it's not about the magic it's about the teachings and what it means to be human.
I avoid to pray when I can, but for example if I didn't pray in front of my religious nutcase professor I would lose a year for sure because that's how maniacs operate.
You're with us or against us.
This is what I'm talking about, and this is why I don't believe in the indoctrination of children. I think Jesus is the way but children are too young to understand and soon will think it was all a trick.
Satanist are just nihilist who are to dumb to know what nihilism is
Yes my the theory comes true once again, I'm sorry they force you to do that user. It's supposed to be a journey about knowing true morality. not a meme people try to force you to act on.
>it may be already too late and ironically enough it was a stupid Christian's fault for leading him away
>You're with us or against us.
This is true, but it rather illustrates a professor is misplacing his own faith.
But that aside - that is your materialism talking - so what if you lose a year, two, or seventy? If Christ is faithful and true, whatever time 'lost' here, and whatever comfort postponed would be a pertinence with respect to what you stand to gain.
That you "have to pray" for any benefits in the here and now is rather a problem with a fundamentally materialist view, because you're not seeing anything beyond your time limit on Earth.
I say so respectfully, mind. I'm not discounting it is uncomfortable or even counter-productive with respect to finding and developing a genuine relationship in Christ.
>Burn in Hell
Hell doesn't exist, but thanks for playing.
t. stupid Christfag who doesn't realize his entire religion is built on men seeking control of other men, and that hell is a relatively new concept
I'm finally glad I met someone who isn't nutcase.
Indoctrination is what led to this social decay in the first place because when people are in rebel phase they reject both faith AND traditional values completely and many don't turn back.
Someone has more materialistic views and someone has more spiritual views.
My time is precious and I'm not willing to fail a year just because of what I (don't) believe in.
I figured I can't be ideologue 100% of time.
I hate THAT kind of hierarchy but it exists and I'm gonna have to deal with it for a while.
You loved a jesus that was spoon fed to you. Have you actually learned for yourself about the Lord...and not the opinions formed by the man at the pulpit. but a real relationship and path of Faith in the Lord. What denomination were you a part of. Cause there is many fake christs set up to confuse and deceive followers.
Roman Catholic, which I was taught it was the truest denomination.
If you belong to some else, you were also taught that yours is truest of them all.
That's what's in common of all 20000 religions in the world.
Every one of them is the truest, according to it's followers.
Then why are dictatorships and atheistical communinism the most heavy government controled entities of government to have existed?
At least Albania has a better flag than yours.
I follow what Jesus said. Roman Catholism is false...for it places a man at the same level of Sovereingity as Jesus.
mamu vam jebem prevarantsku
napravili diznilend od medjugorja i sad kao nema boga
jebem li ti pleme zidovsko hercegovacko lopovsko
moriel.org
just for interrest sake. see The Truth for yourself. Not believe the truth that is regurgetated by a person whom is as lost as you are. lo
The othodoxy and independent churchs are as close you can get to a real bible church system, but even they can be very wrong. Best read the bible and explore it for yourself, or not even that just go to a church that you think lines up to the correct way of thinking. Some churchs out the there got good doctrine that really follows the bible.
I've tried to be christian so many times and they're all nice people but I cant reconcile the fact that I am a skeptic and always will be. Am I going to hell?
>Međugorje
Nisam ti ja marke od njega vidio. Ionako je svima više manje poznato da su vidioci prevaranti.
Da nema Hercegovaca, tebe ne bi ni bilo, govno riječko titoljubno.
samo allah i šamije
maoča i ošve
selam bratu hercegovcu
Religion is opium for the people. It has to be removed and replaced with Secularism and Humanism for the sake of humanity's progress.
Odd, isn't it? One would expect the religion of charity and love to be respectful and one would expect the satanists to fuck children and follow stupid ritualistic, brain washing traditions. It's almost as if double-think is already done and finished just as prophesied
"Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"
Can't wait until day of the Axe. Your time will come
>
i think you mean humanities regress. The moment it was removed we got things like socialism to replace it and kill millions in the process :^)
Yes the Catholic Church shows us how man can twist his holy book and words.
To je Pavelić govorio, ne ja.
Oni su trpili bošnjačku gamad i gle što sad imamo.
Pozdrav i tebi.
zajebajem te , uredu je
Daily Reminder Catholics didle kids.
t.notasatanist
One of the many parallel dimensions you atheists believe in. It's the shitty one.
Satanism is quite a meme 'religion'. There are some books and prominent figures but they aren't that important or universally accepted. I mean everyone pretty much interprets and makes up stuff as they wish with no common guide lines. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing but it makes it hard to compare it to other religions.
In case you need me to spell it out.
Every human lives in his own subjective reality, fueled by biases, limited knowledge, habits, etc.
The true satanist, is the person who embraces this. The person who cares only about his own subjective reality.
The one, true god is the entire objective reality. It is everywhere, contains all information, from the beginning to the end, alpha and omega. The hint is the word "true". If it is not true it can't be him. You know the sikh-bros. They are still pure. Ik Onkar, the One Supreme Reality. The correct translation is not 'God' its 'the All' (Allah) as in Everything.
user...no man can tell you if you are going to hell or not. That is what the Lord will do. Be the Judge. if you truly seek the Lord. And earnestly open your heart. He shall reveal Himself to you. But you have to realise what he did for you and turn away from this world and its sinfull nature and seek His will and righteousness first.
In my opinion the jews switched God and Lucifer so people would praise Lucifer and despise God.
Why would be Lucifer the bad guy with a name literally meaning 'Lightbringer'.
According to the Bible, Lucifer killed a total of 2 people.
According to the Bible,God wiped out the entire world.
So now whos the bad guy if i may ask.
Thanks user.
A
FUCKING
TREE
Satanism is just a rally old meme OP. It's not literal. They don't worship Satan or even believe Satan exists. The whole point of Satanism is to follow what are natural desires for humans within reason and don't take shit from retards like Christians, Mudslimes, and Jews.
no problem Australian user. If you are looking for some sound teachings. Search names like Jacob Prasch...Bill Randles...John Haller...David Nathan. But be steadfast and determines user. Test even these teaching with the word of the Lord Jesus. for the spirit of the age ( satan ) comes with many false doctrines.
Satanism and atheism, sure. Both are retarded.