What went wrong?

What went wrong?

They attacked croatia instead of focusing on bosnia and kosovo.

Even the russians told serbians not to mess with croatia because the west would get involved.

Not enough faith in God.

>What went wrong?
You are in the balkans everything is wrong here

They sucked the dicks of various great powers throughout history in order to survive and play them against each other. In the end everyone just hated them for it

Average IQ of 90

this 100%

The idea of Greater Serbia and Slobodan Milosevic

they got raped thorougly by turks over the centuries

They woke up the Croatian lion

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serbians are niggers
the only thing they’re really good at is sports, killing people and raping women

Stop projecting you fucking Abbo.

Let's be honest here, if you didn't know who that is i think majority would say he's a gypsy.

Nation states were a mistake, some places can only be managed as empires

Serbia
It's the best Balkan country only that propaganda is trying to slander them for wanting Kosovo back. Do not mess with Europe.

serbia has been degenerated to a scary level in the past years, it's pretty much lost

Nah Serbia always manages to recover like cockroaches it doesn't matter how many you squish they always come back

Everything

feelsgoodman

They have problems but they are still better than slovenia.

t. learned about serbia from watching cnn

lmao pls. First of all, Both Poland and Ireland's average IQ is supposedly lower than yours and yet they're way more prosperous than your country. Despite what >croatian intellectuals (like the huemonkey whose purpose in life is to shitpost) might think, our two nations are genetically pretty close, and to be fair, yours got a much, much better treatment in recent history (i.e. not getting destroyed in the World Wars, or having 30 billion dollars blown to pieces less than 20 years ago by having half of the developed world gang up on you)

Depends on what you mean by that. Are we somewhat degenerate? Yeah. But we're not even close to the Western level. Not even to your level, Janez bro. Your country is like the third in the world by promiscuity rates.

That's a virtue.

Many things, really. Too much to explain in a short time.

They wanted more than they could handle. Russian school.

they messed with the wrong guys

>Allah*
I completely agree.

>much better treatment in recent history (i.e. not getting destroyed in the World Wars
more like "not starting retarded wars you cant win"

You tried to kill my grandfather but ya fucked up and he killed you bastards instead.

Whoop s. Didn't see that coming did ya.

.T Diaspora fag.
You fucks are always nationalistic and yet you've stepped on Croatian soil perhaps twice in your lifetime.

literally nothing

there's a whole bunch of screeching neighbors that base their national identity upon us, but in reality they basically dont even exist

>wars
serbia vs nato, no one else played any part of any equation here

>sovereignity
serbia is the only balkan nation that writes its own laws
croats never governed themselves, today their law is written by brussel, back in the day it was written by serbs and austrians

>tank producing capacity
literally the only balkan nation that can produce a tank, no one else even has any serious industry, only serbs have an industry here

>economy
we are landlocked by nato so big fucking deal we cant export

>metropolis
belgrade is bigger than virtually all these screeching neighbor's population combined

>tl;dr
they mad cos we colonized them, they thought they "won" any wars against us when we were busy with nato, or when we created yugoslavia completely on our own by winning 2 world wars against the germans while they didnt even exist

SERBIA WAS CARVING OUT YUGOSLAVIA WHILE THESE VILLAGERS DIDNT EVEN EXIST

today they only exist thanks to nato life support
and even today someone else (brussels) is writing all their laws

>tl;dr tl;dr
Basically balkans goes something like Serbs and some random uppity villagers no one cares about.

Lost, but never broken.
Third time's a charm.

>stepped on Croatian soil perhaps twice in your lifetime
Kurac moj. Da je ta pizda jednom došla u Hrvatsku, drugačije bi lajala.

putin 2.0

>SERBIA WAS CARVING OUT YUGOSLAVIA WHILE THESE VILLAGERS DIDNT EVEN EXIST
why did you run yugoslavia into the ground then?

>we croats fought alon-

friendly reminder we were winning on 3 fronts, alone, for 10 years
>bosnia, al-banana
muslims have no industries, ayyy
>croats
only industry croats have is tourism, aka pleasing rich foreigners, aka sucking dick like a whore

today, only serbs are in charge of writing their own law
these brussel colonies cant write their own laws

>literally the only balkan nation that can produce a tank
Ha ha. Centrifugal casting for yougoslavian tanks was done in slovenia, frame and tracks and driving systems were done in croatia and electronics in b&h.

What exactly do you want from my dead grandfather.

He probably knew your grandfather ( maybe )

I understand you feel upset at fakers, but I don't go waving a Croatian flag and then say " I can't speak ", you must have me confused with my brother.

Still, no matter.

>russia crashed in the 90s
>americans capitalize on it
>washington bombs belgrade
>because it was neutral (aka 0 nato bases)

>>>hurr durrrr serbs ran yugoslavia into the ground because they didnt want to be a nato colony

fuck off
we serbs are the only actually sovereign people in this place
the only ones not to bend the knee to nato or who ever else
doesnt matter if its the arch duke or sultan, we managed to off them both
today, struggle continues, nato being the new principal aggressor

lmao
so you're saying serbs didn't do anything to make slovenia, croatia and bosnia declare independence

serbia dindu nuffin. he was a good boi.

no such things existed before we won the world wars
no such things existed after we won the world wars

these provinces, were never independent countries
americans supported terrorists on internationally recognized yugoslavian territory just like they supported taliban, isis, gaddafi rebels, syrian rebels, etc etc

these are all just uppity villagers that cant produce their tanks, cant write their own laws, and cant exist without nato life support
as soon as nato power decreases, so will their existence

we will have a war again, and this time moscow will bomb their capitals instead of nato bombing ours

learn some basic history you dumb fuck

This right there my friendly anons is why Serbia is shitty.It's half-assed iterpretation of comteporary and historical events,which in turn creates myths and grudges you have today and that leads to delusion on national level.Maybe the reason for this is dare i say it, average IQ of 90 as i mentioned above?

croatia is not far away from serbia in the IQ range. do better next time.

yes we are

>be Serbia
>get rekt by Turks
>wifes of Serbian king and nobility literally marry Turks when they conquered them
>fight for Turks in battles against their european brothers
>stay conquered for 500 years
>adopt approximately 8000 turkish words in your language
>i don't have time to enumerate other examples
>i think you get the point

Did Serbs dare i say it, popularized cuckolding even before Jews got hold of porn industry?

>not-serbs in charge of being on the map

uppity villagers
nato life support
cant make a tank
cant write its laws
belgrade is literally bigger than all of them put combined

>muh [insert random serbian province here]
should have expelled you back into austria...............
yugoslavia was made by serbs for serbs

Sorry to Croatian your party but you must now commit serbicide.

Thank u.

if serbia is so great and the other countries are so shit then why do you keep trying to take their land and fail every time?

An easier question to ask would be "What went right?", because then I can just say nothing

>Never won a war 1v1
What do you think could've happened

>lost bosnia
>lost kosovo
>lost montenegro

Vojvodina next?

Our boys need reinforcements

A disillusioned generation of Serbian people with the same oligarchs in control since the times of communism, people are distracted by their Social and Economic problems by them blaming everything on NATO, EU, US, Albanians, Croatians, Bulgarians, Bosniaks and wahtnot. A victim complex created where they see themselves under constant attack from the outside and that the Serbian state must struggle to maintain it's strength even though it's literally falling apart and appeasing to the EU for handouts.

Whay do you mean they lost Bosnia?They have Republika Srpska which is 51% of the country. Bosnia was federative country within Yugoslavia,which it shouldn't be.Bosnia as a country is a joke it never should have been a country there are no hitorical reasons for Bosnia to exist nor half of population want it ( Croats and Serbs)

cia coup

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Sounds almost exactly like Russia. They really are a mini Russia aren't they

It's funny but their PM and president both said they're ready to cut ties with Russia if it'll let them in the EU.

fake, stop lying you faggot. just as dumb as serbs.

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using outdated data isn't an argument you retarded shit

>using a colour that doesn't exist on the legend
You're are one stupid nigger. Have some class when shitposting le 56% man.

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>You're are

english is not your first language, ill give you that.

Thanks,that's better

t

You're not as half as smart as you think you are. If you were, you'd quickly realize your conclusion was wrong. It's not, but an extra word left from the previous version of the post. It slipped by unnoticed during editing.

>you should have bent over and taken the austrian dick
if i could do what princip did i would do it all over again

>mfw serbs are the coolest dudes in the Balkans and our best neighbours

What went wrong was when we decided that the London Agreement of 1915. with the Entente and Italy was just not enough and wanted a country up until Austria. (pic related)
The other thing that went wrong is that Croats (in the heat of the moment) to unify their State of Slovenes, Croats and Serbs with the united Kingdom of Serbia, Montenegro and Vojvodina. Their president of the Croatian Peasant Party (HSS) Stjepan Radic warned them to "not hurry into Yugoslavia as geese in fog."

After that it was bound to be shitfest and collapse with blood.
You'll hear how "TITO could've held Yugoslavia together" but that is a load of BS because even HE needed to imprison most of Croatian activists.

Of course, the country formed from to polar entities was bound to collapse. You've got the Orthodox Oriental East (Serbs, Montenegrins (which also are Serbs but that's a completely other thing) and Muslim Serbs -- 'Bosniaks') and the Catholic Progressive West -- the Slovenes and Croats.

We were few years away from united states of austria and you fucked it up for u

To add onto this -- the Serbs and Croats are DIFFERENT NATIONS. We speak the same language (SERBIAN -- there is NO Croatian language. The basis of the language IS Dubrovnik, which was founded by the Serbs. After those Serbs accepted catholicism they started being refereed as Croats by Austria sometime in the XIX century. The Dubrovnik state never saw itself more as RAGUSIANS. They ARE Serbs, and our language groundwork is based on the Dubrovnik language.)

It's as if you said that Germans (granted NOT Germans, but Prussians) and Austrians are the same because of language.

Nigga, how often do you eat lead based paint chips?

Reminds me of those theories of GRAET serbia that place it as everything between north and south poles.

You're delusional if you believe that Ragusians saw themselves as Croats. Dubrovnik was founded (the Slavic part, not Byzantine) by Serbs. Their nationality was Ragusian, their ethnicity was Serbian.

To be fair that's counting Kosovo as well in the average so the Serbs are actually same as us at 99.

You just had to war with Croatia.
The west wouldn't have cared about Bosnia and Kosovo if you had just left us alone.
Heck we could have teamed up to split up Bosnia for a joint kebab removal.

Jesus. Do you ingest anything except lead and paint thinner?

im a merican, you think i give a fuck if some croat peasant is smarter then me? my car is worth more then your house.

Nice. Respond when you want to prove to me I'm wrong.

Son, you made the 'claim'. Burden of proof is on you.

Its time for serbs to stop with the victim complex. Everyone in balkans got what deserved. They move on.
The corrupted elite point his finger towards albanians, croats, bosniaks, montenegrins and the serb population bites.
Some serbs are realist and redpilled but they stay away from discusions bacause they will be called un-patiot traitor.
Other will do all kind of metal flips to stay in denial.
Meanwhile poverty becomes stronger every day.

Being a vassal through your entire existence will do this to you.

You just had to remove Serbs from constitution...

Tell me my Serb friend what else is Serbian?And please give me books and sources so i can be such great erudit of history.

Someone get a fire extinguisher because this Albozerg just roasted them.

not enough THICC girls

What else is Serbian? Simple. It's modern Central Serbia, Vojvodina, half of Bosnia, Kosovo, Montenegro and Ragusa.
Nothing else.

Russia has at least some competence with its leadership and military.

And penguins. Don't forget the penguins.

They are actually the opposite. Russia always finds a way to win, while serbs will do the impossible to lose every war.

ebin but you know it to be true
you're bootlickers. your medieval state was on the mercy of the Pope.

to remind you.
You were vassals to the Frankish Empire, then you were the Pope's vassal, then Hungarian, then Turkish, then Austrian, then Austro-Hungarian, then Serbian, then Tito's vassal, and now you're vassals of the EU and NATO.
But a bootlicker wouldn't know better than the comforting shoe.

Sounds more like Bulgaria to me.

Jesus, son. You truly are mad.

And you're above it all, above us pathetic plebes

The Turks bleached em

When you make comparisons between Vojvodina and Kosovo you undermine your own argument.Vojvodina was never Serbian before 1918.Serbs did immigrate to that areas during turk invasion.It became majority serbian in 20th century because of wars and expulsion of Germans,Hungarians and Croats ( similar happened in Istria when communists killed and expelled Italians ) .My point is that,how you can claim Vojvodina ( which i don't have objcection ) and at the same time claim Kosovo when 90% of Kosovo consists of Albanians?

Wrong,a good part of Vojvodina was part of Little Rascia in in the 1400's,and after that it went to the Turks and Hasburgs.

It seems that i need to repeat what i wrote before:


>be Serbia
>get rekt by Turks
>wifes of Serbian king and nobility literally marry Turks when they conquered them
>fight for Turks in battles against their european brothers
>stay conquered for 500 years
>adopt approximately 8000 turkish words in your language
>i don't have time to enumerate other examples
>i think you get the point

Did Serbs dare i say it, popularized cuckolding even before Jews got hold of porn industry?