This is not a joke

this is not a joke
grichka came to me in a dream and communicated with me in my head. he said i have been chosen

how fucked am i?

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Who?

>how fucked am i?

grichka bogdanoff. do you need a rundown?

Based on those digits, I'd say you've got a pretty interesting journey ahead of you.

>user, you 'av been shois-un

user your fucked.

spread your cheeks

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blessed

user you are responsible for our transcendence, you will carry us into the golden age, you will lead the forces of the light against the dark. Do not fail us.

You have taken the bogpill

in the future people will investigate the internet bog phenomena and I will have absolutely no clue how to explain it if interviewed.

Get rid of all phones and wear signal jammers at all time. They can't hurt you if they cannot make the phonecall. And they cannot make the phonecall of you have no phone.

Dude I had the same thing happen to me last night in my dream.
Even more odd was that we were in some white hallway. And it looked endless,

don't forget us

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Look in the mirror. Tell us what you see.

what the fuck yo

Swallow glycerine and insert packing pellets into your sphincter immediately. Proceed to nearest post office and mail yourself to Villers Bretonneux to await further instructions

You're one of the few humans capable of achieving boghood

Your Bogdabots have been activated. Its time to join us.

We are expecting you.

my chin has grown 4 inches longer and my cheekbones are now 6 inches wider...

this all happened on its own with no plastic surgery

how fucked am i

If triples OP saves the world from the globalists

The Blessings have just begun.

You would be wise to seek our counsel. The time is nigh. It is time to join us.

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Really activated my Bogdabots

Poor thing...that has to suck

what the fuck is that? I take there's nothing that can be done. looks like she might actually have a decent body underneath.

what role did you play in your dream (((OP)))?

It's the meme that keeps on giving

>other

Praise be.

Made me smile

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I, too. Bogdangrad nears completion.

>spread your cheeks

Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see?

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I see only death not yet bear fruit.
>I see potential for greatness
>Sadness for having to rival the greates k/d ratio on the board

I see me already shedding tears for those eyes my actions will close for good.

Hello old friend.

SHADILAY