The former football great was caught pleasuring himself by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds at the...

The former football great was caught pleasuring himself by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada

'He is facing a disciplinary hearing after being written up for masturbating in his prison cell,' a prison source tells Dailymail.com

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4710666/OJ-Simpson-caught-masterbating-cell-impact-parole.html

What about the cookie? Was itraisin oatmeal?

That's stupid, why aren't you allowed to masturbate?

Just for jacking off? Oh yeah nevermind the huge amounts of rape that happen in prison but jerking the gherkin is a no no.

Seriously if I was in jail they'd have to keep me handcuffed with my hands behind my back
I'd just masturbate all day

He has more shoes in his prison cell then i have owned in the last 10 years.

damn prison must really suck huh?

After he cums he shouts out
JUICED

I should expect it has something to do with prisoners throwing their jizz on officers.

yea it's really not that much rape, and it's not like it's flat out allowed.

J.O. Simpson

At least wait until they throw cum on officers before you penalize them then, this isn't Minority Report.

>female correction officer
>in a man jail

Doesn't compute. The fact that he has convinced someone to jack him off is enough of a reason not to allow this.

Why punish him for wanking it? They should encourage inmates to wank because it makes them less aggressive and rapey.

Why bother? The animals don't deserve rights.

>>female correction officer
>>in a man jail

What? You thought that nonsense hasn't been injected into the corrections system?

freshly squeezed.

this.

>The sin of the palm

Ok did nothing wrong

Clean up in cell 52673.
Be advised, the juice is loose.

He is so much of a dumb nigger he would end up right back in prison anyway.
Not only did he get away with murder, laughing at the cops and bragging about that 5 minutes later after celebratory party when the case ended, he became a millionaire and popular figure YET that dumb nigger couldnt stop acting like one for ten minutes and ended up in prison in the dumbest way possible anyway.

>'He is facing a disciplinary hearing after being written up for masturbating in his prison cell,

Where the fuck else is he supposed to masturbate? Or is he not allowed to that at all? Why would you forbid a 6'5'' 220+ pound man who's locked in fucking jail from masturbating? It's only going to drive him insane.

This is the indignity you have to face for killing one of G*d's (((chosen)))

He was just jerking off normally, the corrections officer wasn't helping him, she caught him in the act.

You should work on your reading comprehension.

>caught pleasuring himself by a female corrections officer
I swear to God, if they make that about the fact that it was a female guard, I'm gonna side with the negro.

Nobody deserves to be pleasured after they've killed two people

I already have. There's not a human on earth that hasn't masturbated when they didn't think anyone else was coming. I work security in a dorm and this happens once every two or three months. Some kid doesn't realize his headphones aren't in and his whole hall learns he likes to watch incest porn.

It happens.

underrated

They frown on masturbation in prison. It's just another way to harass the inmates. The whole justice system is obsessed with petty harassment. Too many losers think it's their job to annoy people and consider they are doing something heroic

I'd imaging she got so many kudos from the warden and other guards for her great deed.

OJ's punishment

Let him free already. Everyone knows he is a political prisoner of (((them))), what with the whole (((Goldman))) thing and all. He was railroaded in Vegas, and received unfair sentence as (((Goldman))) vengeance unrelated to the sports memorabilia stickup.

Set the juice loose.

>The juice gets loose on the field and stadiums went wild
>The juice gets loose in his cell and correction officer goes wild
Nigger still has it at least.

Shouldn't have loosed his juice.

Free the juice man he only killed the bitch because she was she was stealing all of his money
Then he got charged with robbery for taking back his own shit next they are trying to say he can't have a cookie and masturbate WHAT THE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what Jew is behind this

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#whiteprivlige

This is bullshit. I served a short sentence in prison and the guards didn't care about inmates masturbating or porn magazines laying around. I think it has something to do with putting a female officer in all male block. She probably scream rape or something.

Rape is alright but fap is right out

this is so pathetic

this country is a shit hole, i hope all these people burn in hell

government robs us blind, poisons us, tortures us and this poor fucker is getting humiliated

what the fuck is he supposed to do all day?

>i don't know who is jewing who
On one hand, fuck OJ he's a murdering nigger who deserves death by AIDS.

On the other hand, having female officers in male prisons is degeneracy. And the gov telling inmates they can't jack off to protect little girls playing cop makes me want to see OJ rape the bitch.

I have no idea who to side with on this one. Hopefully a meteorite of sufficient size will strike the prison tomorrow killing everyone.

O.J. should be given a medal for killing that kike he dated. Not sure why so many (((Americans))) seem to detest him. Probably because their Jewish masters told them to.

OJ for President.

>in his cell alone

charged under a rape law

yep that's the US "justice" system

im not sure which is worse the cops or the criminals, if you are an honest person like me, you get it from both sides

this is why god invented cancer

OJ did nothing wrong!

He should become a BLM supporter. It would instantly give him press sympathy.

>Just for jacking off?

Yes.

>Prisoner found guilty of masturbating in his cell
>It is a verdict likely to cause great consternation to lonely prisoners throughout the US penal system. A prisoner in Florida has been found guilty of indecent exposure for masturbating alone in his cell.
>Terry Lee Alexander, 20, of Lauderdale Lakes, Florida, was sentenced to a further 60 days in jail on top of the 10-year term he is currently serving for armed robbery

The juice is loose. (This guy gets it.)

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Pays not to get dragged though the sanitary hell that is the legal system.
It doesn't care about your feelings or biology.