How do people living in Australia, new Zealand...

How do people living in Australia, new Zealand, or Canada not kill themselves over zero history and no reason for existing? How can such spiritually lacking countries bear to go on?

I don't know about Canada but we look at you and see that our country isn't as shit yet

They have a future. Your future is a Paki commune.

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You mean Englands future is a paki commune, dont lump the rest of Britain in with those poor fuckers

They're your most successful colonies, literally the reason people believe the UK is the best colonizer. You should be a little nicer to them.

>an orwellian terror state asking me how i can bear to go on
big brother is watching you faggot

eventually canada will be as bad as britain, but until then, at least canada can say it's not britain.

and i have a lot of respect for british history, but very little hope for its future

Why kill myself when I'm already in heaven? You fucking limey cunt.

Your government literally decides what media is or isn't too adult for grownass men in your country LMAO

Like anyone here follows the law you daffy cunt

And your government cant provide clean water to all of its citizens, we could do this all day

Until the 70s british history was taught as our history, from the magna Carta through to colonisation and the present day. We were british, then it all changed.

You brit bongs created us, now you have to deal with us. The reason we refuse to kill ourselves is just for the pleasure of knowing how much our existence ruins you.

i want your flag it's all triangles, this one I have sucks

how do i change it? i don't see it in the options menu

Our history is embarrassing, we lost control of the world and are now being invaded by Islam.
Can't wait to follow the Kiwi gf to NZ in 19 months.

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>it is the job of the state to give everyone food, water, shelter, clothes, health care, and a free blowjob

what is the job of a state?

The choices are:
>to not exist
>to exist only as a means to defend private property from domestic threats (aggressors on private property) or foreign threats (aggressive states).

Obvious slide thread is obvious

And what is this sliding exactly?

Calm your autism down, Jimmy. Did you do your homework yet?

how is it funded? taxation is theft?

Very funny, at least my country actually offers an education beyond shitposting techniques.

Yes, it is. Of course, we must be realistic sometimes. We're not going to achieve proper anarcho-capitalism for a very long time. I suppose the best we can do is cut down on government aggression as much as we feasibly can.

>He thinks anarcho-capitalism will ever happen
no

>at least my country actually offers an education beyond shitposting techniques.

Citation needed.

Then what is the ideal system?

Ideal as in practical? the system we currently have
Ideal as in fun? Complete anarchy

>nanny state
>practical

We're a British colony and 80% of our population is of British descent, your history is our history