he keeps expanding because he keeps not finding shit
Jace Adams
The wave continues
Aiden Reyes
Wait wait wait. What's this about the Arch-Lich of Arizona? is he finally retiring?
Luis Turner
In the end, it didn't even matter
Gavin Phillips
Friendly reminder that Trump could crush a man's skull with ease.
Landon Brooks
did they rule out auto-erotic yet?
Connor Gutierrez
Better ingredients! Better pizza! Comet Pizza!
Ian Taylor
>Kitten of Damascus >Doing anything kek
Tyler Bailey
definitely not better slogans
Caleb Phillips
Unrelated to anything, but I just saw this gem on FB
Ryder Russell
...
Parker Clark
Im still waiting for our-tranny Bruce Jenner to run as a republican in california US senate race
Connor Ortiz
Nice digits.
Charles Kelly
THREEEEEEEE
Nathan Kelly
I guess his wounds are never going to heal now.
Ryan Reyes
>BUT THE MONITOR SAID 400
The measurements were metric. The guy switched them to Imperial.
Leo Nelson
How do you check for that?
Sebastian King
> "I'm sitting having dinner and O.J. came up to me — I was sitting with very important people, big bankers, nobody that you know, big, big bankers, and we were sitting there, there were six of us, and O.J. came up," Trump said. "And he was talking to us for about three minutes, and Nicole, was with her mother I think, and she came over, and she started screaming at him, 'get over to the table, what the hell are you—' she was rough, in all fairness."
>"So, he decided obviously to kill her," Trump said, laughing.
>"It might have been right at the [restaurant] that he decided it," Stern responds.
>"She was very tough," Trump continued. "She came over and she really embarrassed him, she was screaming at him. She didn't care. And that was before 'The Apprentice' so she didn't give a damn about me. Now she'd be kissing my ass. Now I'm the biggest star on television, she'll kiss my ass."
>"You would never kill one of you ex-wives, would you?" Stern asked.
>"Uhh, I could think about it," Trump replied, laughing.
AHAHAHAHAHA
Oliver Mitchell
He should have joined Trump's side and be spared
Nicholas Hill
>Beta skills, beta jobs, beta wages
Thomas Young
Check the firmness and taste of his dick.
Jackson Evans
What if Trump is using aryan baby sacrifices to grant himself luck and to kill his enemies like McCain?
What if it is for saving the world, as a "needs of the many"? Would you still support him?
Evan Gomez
I think that's how Robin Williams actually died and his family said it was suicide. Just like in worlds greatest dad
Connor Perez
have not tried jet. will report back
Aaron Taylor
lol
desperation sets in
Juan Taylor
Skills Jobs Wages >SJW
Jonathan Baker
Recap: -Doug Band is CEO of Teneo Holdings -Worked for Clinton Foundation/CGI -Chelsea did an internal audit of CF/CGI -Found all sorts of fucked up shit -She shares with one of the Bush granddaughters -John Podesta gets warned by Doug Band that Chelsea is blabbing to random people -Cheryl Mills gets involved -Chelsea accuses Doug's RHM of spying -She says Ilya and secret service told her he was loading spyware on Clinton's computers. In fact, he had been doing this on many computers. -Neera Tanden and Cheryl Mills start freaking out to Podesta that Joe Scarborough tweeted to "follow the money". -They openly wonder who is leaking? Doug Band? Nope, says podesta. Podesta says it is Eric Braverman who is leaking. Braverman goes missing. -Doug hates Chelsea- he and Podesta crack jokes about her. -Podesta jokes to Band that he always says to Cheryl Mills that he wants the rights to the HBO movie/special. -Doug Band warns many people that CF president, Laura Graham, called him last night suicidal about to drive her car into the Hudson River. He warns them it is Chelsea's internal audit that is the cause. Says it has been going in for months. -Doug Band warns that if Chelsea keeps it up, "well once you start going down that road" he would have to blab on Bill for being highly illegal in many, many ways. -Cheryl Mills and Podesta get involved and remove Laura Graham from her position. -This is a very touchy topic for Laura says Cheryl Mills who tells John to be careful in the wording of the reshuffling recap company-wide bulletin memo.
Blake Long
Better kids, better pizza. Comet John's!
Lincoln Gonzalez
Heads would explode on both sides. It would be hilarious. Couldn't give a fuck less about his tranny agenda as long as the rest of his policies are conservative.
Charles Reyes
>tips majora
Chase Cooper
>for illegal immigrants, niggers, and transwomen. but not FUCKING WHITE MALES
Adam Ross
Me in the middle
Dominic Barnes
...
Alexander Sullivan
>I value science and research >there is no higher power and no one will ever find a higher power because god don't real
Mason Butler
Geez Joe sure is creative, how does he come up with this stuff?
Ryder Rivera
Fun highlights:
-Tony Podesta emails Doug Band about an Italian guy- does he know him? Doug says "yes, and stay away from him, he is bad news. The italian guy is now serving time for fraud in buying American Catholic churches as part of their money raising efforts to pay off pedophile priest cases. -highly illegal funding of CF/CGI in Europe by Doug Band b.s. is brought to chelsea's friend's attention- chelsea freaks out. Tells john and everyone. -Doug despises Chelsea. Also despises Hillary. -This is a powder-keg. -Neera Tanden tells John he had better shut down Joe Scarborough ASAP. -John gets asked during the height of the CF/CGI audit for the number of Ira Magaziner. "Does he know anything about islands"? "I need to talk to him ASAP about rebuilds and ISLANDS." "Urgent."
Tyler White
you can take penicillin for that you know.
Nathan Thompson
He had dirt on Hillary and he was going to testify, but suddenly he got "suicidal"
Lucas Lewis
brain cancer
Dylan Baker
10/10
Samuel Jackson
>DNC: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages >RNC: AMERICA FIRST surely this will be the end of trump's campaign
Nathan Stewart
You're welcome, shitheads.
Nathan Roberts
man of the people ROCK 2018
Evan Harris
Retiring to the great beyond, survives by his 106 years old mother.
Anthony Johnson
The "skills" part is nuspeak for "training 60 year old factory workers to do tech support"
>I never met with any Russians >Its a nothingburger >The investigation will never happen. >Salty dem tears amount to nothing. >Comey will never start it. >Mueller will never continue it. >Mueller will never expand the probe to Trump's political campaign. >Mueller will never expand the probe to Trump's inner circle. >Mueller will never expand the probe to Trump's family. >The Russia interview only was with 1 person. >Mueller will never expand the probe to Trump's financial assets. >The Russia meeting was only with 2 people. >I mean a whole bunch of people were actually in the room. >Many meetings, over many years actually lel (Forgot about those too.) >Mueller will never make Trump's family testify. >Mueller will never make Trump's inner circle testify. You are here Conservatards :) >Mueller will never make Trump himself testify. >Mueller will never declare that either Trump or his son colluded and ruined the 2016 election. >Mueller will never say that we need another election.
Logan Garcia
jesus CHRIST
Nathan Flores
I would legit vote for him just to see the shit storm.
Charles Baker
He needs to keel over and die or resign before that happens. There are like 5 people who could replace him.
Joseph Lee
So is McCain actually retiring?
Robert Ward
Because the price is To Damn High!
Evan Morris
By AZ law, McCain's replacement has to be from the same party - so pic related.
Leo Collins
its not for u, faggot
Jacob Collins
What's going on in OP pic Satan?
Jordan Ward
I guess "Learn to make lattes for H1B Tech workers while paying what little you earn towards Ta'shaniqua's diabetes treatments" is too long to fit on a bumper sticker.
Kayden Ross
sauce?
Owen Stewart
Trump testing the strength of glass vials made in the US of A. No youtube video yet.
