Im here for the job interview

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Sorry, you are well past the mandatory retirement age.

Criminal record and all your baggage arent a good fit for shitposting.

Denied.

Ignore this nigger

YOU'RE HIRED

Could you tell us a little about your previous qualifications?

>Sneaking hand to button for drop hatch to dungeon

SAY HIS NAME, YOU WITCHBITCH!!!!

"What exactly are your accomplishments?"

It's Her Turn

well you can take orders from whoever pays you, and that will be me, so you're hired. yes we do have full medical benefits here, but no we do not include fresh infant blood in that package you'll have to source that yourself. so when can you start?

I legit think she could give a mad blowjob.

>Investigated by the FBI
sorry but I cannot have someone with a severe criminal background work for this company, let alone the accusations against you. Sorry but I cannot, and will not, tarnish my companies name by hiring someone who will reflect poorly upon it

Is she capable of asking if customers would like fries with that?

This is undeniably true.

Why the fuck would you want a job from a grandma you sick fuck

FIFTY POINTS AHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD

I'm sorry You're too late that job was already filled by Satan

Bill didn't seem to think so. That's why he had to outsource.

Great! The apron and mop are over there...

You give me 1million dollars I let you blow me and Bill can watch

Hillary actually used to be cute, at what point did she become evil?

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I talked to one of your former employers and they said you had some trouble following established procedures regarding computer security. Care to explain?

>women president
>old women president
>suffering menopause
"FUCK YOU AND YOU! LAUNCH THE MISSILES, FUCK YOU RUSSIA!"

Sorry you're just wayyy too overqualified for this position, and you're just too old; were looking to give more opportunities to the more energetic and younger crowd bye.

>Sup Forums doesnt have The Coffeeposter

We don't hire women.

Try Mexico, bitch

About 40 million people who voted in the 2016 presidential election are expected not to vote in the 2018 midterm elections.

This according to a study that was conducted by Lake Research Partners and released by The Voter Participation Center.

Two-thirds of the 40 million are considered part of a group called the "Rising American Electorate. This group consists of millennials, unmarried women and people of color.

POOOP POOOP
PEEEE PEEEEE
WONT SOMEONE
HIRE ME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The only job this bitch is getting is librarian in Supermax

>not understanding that the Devil gives the best blow-jobs.

"Ok. Turn around...let's see that ass..."

You offed all the other candidates do you've got the job, congratulations