This happened today

This happened today...

>walking home at night
>hear screams
>see a white pedophile attacking a young girl
>two refugee men appear
>the refugees wrestle the pedo off the girl and apprehend him
>police arrives, takes the pedo away
>police also asks for IDs
>refugees are here illegally, they dont have IDs
>police arrests them too
>they are now facing deportation to Syria

good

Finally, some good news.

This happened today...
>OPs mom is alone at home
>I ring the doorbell
>she sucks my dick
>we fuck on OPs bed
>I blow a load on his pillow

Should have supported them by sucking their dicks off

Oh shit same here

Cool

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3 birds one stone

Wow, what are the odds of having four dangerous pedophiles in one place?

LOL in this case 3 birds with one stone. Kekistani flag cringey and gay,you're outdated

we need more girls patrolling the streets.

I fucked both of y'all's moms.

>y'alls

I really believe your reddit copypasta, what a probable story

Sounds like the police caught a criminal bastard and two unlucky criminals.

Oh wait... Syria is in a civil war so it would be against treaties signed by most first workd nations to send them there. GTFO with your poorly crafted tear jerker story.

Lel was gonna say this

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This would be fantastic if it actually happened.

lol. like that donkey who got beaten by his master.

kek

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oh yea? why didn't you do anything cuck?

wait what the fuck is that a chopped off dick

I can make shit up too faggot

Justice is served on all accounts. You're a fool to think otherwise.

What in the fuck was that

>wild Mr.Mime uses fling on eevee
>two wild mankeys use tackle on Mr.Mime
>wild abra uses calm mind on mr.mime
>wild abra uses dream eater on mankeys

I tried

Justice served, stop being a faggot.

3 birds with one stone? Holy fuck, amazing.

>things that never happened