ITS HAPPENING!!!

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This is almost comical at this point. Like we can't see the bigger picture.
>tfw no jewish central bank

I live in Honolulu or something and there's helicopters flying around.

Bwahaha.
What are they gonna do. Hide under the desks?

Funny how these drills always end up being something real the next day in MSM

summer school tards BTFO

Hopefully they're being taught not to film it in portrait.

DUCK

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If you survive the initial blast, yes, your biggest worry is now a building collapsing on you, like an earthquake, from the 5 psi overpressure ring.

Weird lights im seeing in honolulu right now

Punishment for trying to block Trumps travel ban. They don't want borders now they get the full experience , no land or ocean will stop it.

Duck and cover kiddos.

We have the best laser shows, don't we folks?

>I live in Honolulu
>or something
>I DONT KNOW WHERE I LIVE GUYS

That's an old MIRV test on the east coast, nice try though

>NK
>successfully launching a missile and hitting their target
>let alone thousands of miles away

>Hawaii school children
>ever getting away from a nuke dropped on their island
time and money well spent

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Don't worry guys, Britain has already given us foolproof instructions in case of a nuclear attack.

Kek'd

underrated
Neat, just like in school in the 80's.

aw shit nigga go hide!

>quick kids hide under your desk
>surely that will stop the fucking brick building from vaporizing and smashing your face into pieces
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Completely terrible state. We can just replace them with Puerto Rico.

Reminder: Despte how much it gets mocked, 'duck and cover' is still your best hope to survive the immediate effects of a nuclear blast, you may only get a few precious seconds between the light of a nuclear blast and the deadly shockwave that follows. The more you can put between you and the blast the better.

Preparation for the obvious military action planned agains NK. Trump's losing support all over the place he has to regain public support and he's going to do it by toppling kims shitty regime.

ok kids get under your desks theres a nuke incoming

if they nuke hawaii im gonna sign up as a drone pilot ASAP

t. top 500 overwatch player with a mean trigger finger >:)

Shock waves diffract and weaken as they traverse obstacles - duck and cover won't guarantee your survival, but the further you are from ground zero the more it will improve your odds

Is Hotline Miami 2 becoming a reality?

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fucking fat underachiever, aim for hollywood

It reduces casualties from those further away from the epicentre. If a nuke goes off overhead you're toast unless you're in a bunker 20ft underground with a proper air filtration system.

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this desu, all that will be left is china and russia right?

>Crawl under desk.
>Put head between knees, hands over head
>Die

This is propaganda to make this generation hate Trump.

July 27th, same date WH user was talking about.

AW SHIET WE GOIN TO WAR NIGGA!

This is everything. When will it happen?

get de fuk out niga

yeah because Kim will waste one of probably two wortking ICBM nukes he'll have on some shithole with obese people.

And not on Pentagon or NY.


WOW
O
W

is nk the only country without kikery left?

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Daylight in Wyoming
This pic
Yeah, no.

Enjoy your second Vietnam dilemma.

>be american
>be fat
>be think its the 1950s again

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Multi-dimensional happening confirmed. Don't worry, the Bogdanovs trained all of their life for these events, they'll protect us.. I think.

Russia and China both have a Jewish central bank.

The only ones that don't are Syria, Iran, Venezuela, and North Korea.

Nah, I'm here with a submariner. Not gonna bail on him.

>be american
>get nuked

>thinking Havawii would ever be a target of nuclear strike
haha hah ha ha haha ha, cute

NK is never a happening

Assuming either, or even both, of those ICBM's are working at all, they aren't even designed to reach the Pentagon or NY

But I ask you, what value would be lost?

Iran, Syria and now Russia, I believe.

>5psi
What are you guys pussies?
>not being able to block multi-megaton nuke with your ki
Psh

Oh wow look, its fucking nothing.

>Be Finnish
>Only grow body hair on nipples

>a mordechaiist "workers' paradise"
>free of kikes
It's like you're retardest or something

m..moot is that you?

>confusing Janusian thinking with retardation

common misconception

not having body hair is.....bad?

No, it's my own personal satisfaction that my Finnish diaspora ass only has to pluck a few nipples hairs to be smooth.

Plus, plucking my nipple hair is sexually arousing.

OH SHIT MY FRIEND'S UNCLE'S BARBER LIVES IN HAWAII AND HE SAID THERE ARE PLANES FLYING AROUND AND SIRENS AND SHIT

NOT A SHITPOST GUISE I SWEAR

>he doesn't live on the big island

hypothetically lets say my friend doesn't have the nipple hair either....that would just be even better then right?

I suppose, be your friend gets no joy of plucking them while climaxing.

*but your friend

If they nuke Hawaii what does that do to the volcano?

Also this whole war with NK thing is a distraction, but its likely still going to happen so F

>drills
>to prepare
What the fuck are they gonna do? 1 nuke would destroy them, theyre trapped.

Who cares? Those cunts look like chinks, they're not American, never will be.

>russia
>no kikery

you are one of the biggest dumb fucks to grace this site, faggot

>because Pearl Harbor is no longer an active naval staging site for the Pacific
>because Hawaii isn't a tropical gem of the United States' culture and a hotspot for millions of tourists and would make a spectacular Shock'n'Awe event for a maniac

ok

So theyre going to run into the nearest pedo's basement?

That aint right.

I've got my emergency crowbar to pry open the manhole cover in the street and hide in the sewer. Should survive the blast ez

The media will report the drills but at the same time smugly reference the duck and cover campaign from the 50's. They think they are smarter than the general public because they know about some pop culture reference but at the same time they are so up their own fucking arses they think they have a "duty" to comfort the plebs by feeding them bullshit.

How many school desks would you need to crouch under to survive a nuclear blast?

>trump is going to sacrifice obongos and zuck the cucks hometurf in a fake bomb attack on american soil in order to destroy north korea

oh shit nigga

ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
BRACE YOUR'ESELVES
HOLY SHIT

Yes. Firstly because the majority of immediate deaths will be from debris.

Secondly and more importantly, is that drilling citizens is a tool of psychological warfare. It's essentially a demonstration, to your enemy, that your nation is willing to fight.

>sacrifice obongos hometurf
why would Kim Jong Un nuke kenya?

press ALOHA to pay respects

Nah, fuck that. When I was 15 I went to Hawaii and some pock-marked Polynesia tried to drug me and take me back to his place to watch gay porn and probably rape me.

Most people don't and most people think NK is a destructive superpower that wants to kill us all in the name of globalism

Let's hope they overshoot and hit LA

but north koreas nukes have the destructive capacity to level an ENTIRE city block

should really start learning how to farm and fish and shit instead, since a high altitude EMP explosion would be a much more effective use of their weapon

>an athlete everyone

Reminds me of that radio mod for Fallout 3/NV

>esports

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