America is the greatest country in the wo-

Woah.

>americans have to tip because their bosses are too lazy to pay them a decent wage

>Have worse internet than even us
Sure, OP.

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t. net neutrality bandwidth throttled negro

>Australia had to sacrifice their youngest children to keep the Gods of Internet appeased so that they may grant >56k dialups.

Shut up your nothing but NZs bitch

lol just lol

>aussies are such cucks they literally gave their government all of the firearms

>tfw you live in Australia but with good internet, less of a migrant problem, and it's not a fucking desert
Feels good man, don't know how Auscucks handle being so close to their better.

>aussies are such cucks they literally gave their government all of the firearms, without getting shot.

too mamy poisonous animals over there

t. our West Island

>TFW my kids won't be exposed as much to this cancerous pornography whilst all the degenerate failures spend their energy masturbating to the porn jew.

Implying restricting access to pornography is bad for society, just look at the nips and their emasculated bitch boys.

motherfucker the us is the only reason you cunts aren't annexed by australia lmao

woah fiji, what happened to your flag

Woah, you haven't been taken out by any dangerous animals yet?

wtf your connection can load Sup Forums?
Must be proxy fag.

If it weren't for the yanks, us Aus cunts would have gotten rekt at the Battle of Coral Sea

If it weren't for the Aussies, yanks wouldn't even know what quality shitposting is like and be stuck with subhuman leafposts.

Are you fucking dense, mate?
I'm using me mum's wifi stick. can't get cable out this side of the simpson, ay.

The shitposting part is accurate, and honestly quite enjoyable to watch the ramble.

Crikey they managed to get wireless up out there in the dunnis?
Mate, what was the casualty rate, must have lost a few poor bastards to Magpies at the least.