Get your ass kicked by the Nazis

>get your ass kicked by the Nazis
>have to leave all your gear while you evacuate your troops with everything that floats
>Nazis kind enough not to massacre you on the beaches
>immediately start blaming the French
>make jokes about how they are cowards for getting defeated by the same enemy that defeated you
>claim an embarrassing defeat was actually a victory
>sit back and let daddy America win the war for you
>still lose your entire empire in the process
>continue to make propaganda about it three quarters of a century later

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>sit back and let daddy America win the war for you

>Implying western front was more than a meme picnic

Stop laughing at bongs and DEPORT REFGUEES

>lose both wars
>get eternally cucked by a leftist guilt feeling from the wars
>turks and syrians everywhere
>your white males are pussies and the white woman are fucking turks and dindus

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconia_incident

You are now aware that the Germans were the good guys, and Hitler died trying to save Europe.

anglos suck dick
any of them (english, american and so on)
and they know it

People in glass houses shouldnt talk shit unless someone throws at boulder at their idiotic asses.

>implying russia could have done anything without massive american economic support

America singlehandedly won WW2, just not with its military might.

Everyone on this board should know that by now.

>Nazis kind enough not to massacre you on the beaches

This is not what happened at all. Goering claimed he could neutralise the British from the air with minimal German casualties. Hitler accepted because his supply lines were overstretched and he feared being caught in a pincer movement by the French if he committed to a ground assault.

Dunkirk is a movie where the Germans rape your bitch Brit asses, bud

>start two world wars
>get the majority of your actual men killed
>the rest of them move to the US
>be taken over by foreigners

lol Germany

Anglo protected dominance of Jude, it's all that matters, empire is nothing compared to well-being of masters. Look how Jude pays Anglo for his service by importing hordes of child-raping pakis into his home.

Good point, Hello Kitty. America was involved in the war the second they started supplying the (((Allies))) and the lend-lease program.
Have some cuckbux to buy some used panties out of a vending machine.

Why are Germans so masochistic? You snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in WWII. You had the fucking continent of Europe, and decided that you wanted to just fuck your own shit up and started a land war in Asia. You rolled through every country, but then decided to shame yourselves by giving Italy a crack at Greece and they fucked it up.

It's almost like you hate your own success, and wish to be punished for it :)

Thank, you. This is exactly the way I see it and the Battle of Dunkirk was just a defeat by the Brits that only would have been worse if the Germans actually pressed the attack.

Everyone knows that. Still, it's a movie about the UK losing a battle, right?

that's anglos for you, loudmouthed do-nothings tho had an "empire"

Also, the (((CIA))) killed Patton because after the war was over he came to realize that he was an unwilling strategic genius who fought for the wrong side. He had a great respect for the germans(as well as crippling depression that he had killed so many of them), and a deep hatred for the jew.

It's a metaphor for today's Europe.

>Dying for frogs

We knew they would surrender and made a premptive move you docile cunt

>Implying Hitler was a land grabbing lunatic who just randomly decided to invade Russia, and that it wasn't self defense, in the face of a Russian invasion
HAIL HORTLER, amirite?

I mean the evacuation itself was a pretty interesting operation but yeah its the Brits retreating.

>be Germanic national epic "Nibelungenlied"
>be about strong women
>be about hero getting killed like a bitch with help of a woman
>be about German queen getting RICED by Huns
>be about woman who killed the pussy who killed the hero
Fuck me Germans have always hated themselves and wanted to die.

>Still, it's a movie about the UK losing a battle, right?

Yeah just like Zulu is. We're open and frank about our history, both the good and the bad.

>have an ideology based around the strongest surviving
>lose the only war they ever fought

>>get your ass kicked by the Nazis
>>have to leave all your gear while you evacuate your troops with everything that floats
>>Nazis kind enough not to massacre you on the beaches

Thank you based Nazis for not killing us

Except Zulu is a decent movie.
I'm sure Dunkirk will go down as yet another movie I will never watch. Ten years and running of not watching a modern jew made movie.

>claim an embarrassing defeat was actually a victory

You missed the point completely by the sound of it, nobody is denying it wasn't an embarrassing defeat, they celebrate the heroic efforts of everybody involved including civilians who risked their lives to help save thousands of lives.

Wrong.

>The British supplied the best operating base for the western front by stalling Hitler and Goering
>The Russians supplied the bodies and the land mass to soak up and stall Hitler's killing machine
>The Americans provided lots of quickly manufactured inferior equipment for the above two

Bonus points to the US for destroying Japanese naval capabilities (cleverly), taking a bunch of worthless but strategic islands in the Pacific, and then becoming the first and last country to deploy nuclear weapons in peace time

You still won the Zulu wars tho

>>Nazis kind enough not to massacre you on the beaches

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconia_incident

They Germans abided very closely to the Geneva conventions at the time, how they were written.

It's not that they really cared if those people died or not, they were obligated to because of the Geneva Conventions.

What was that one incident where 3000+ German civilians died on a ship trying to escape the Russians and the Russians torpedoed their ship and they pretty much all died? Started with an L...

SU won the war by killing 4 million nazis

s/in peace time/on humans/g

...

Yeah just like we won WW2. But Islawanda and Rorke's Drift, the battles depicted in the film, were a defeat and a running retreat. Brits are more likely to depict their failures in wartime than their successes, because we don't like glorifying war or revelling in victory. It's not our style of patriotism.

>In the face of a Russian invasion

You better come with some facts, son

>Nazis didn't crush the Dunkirk pocket out of kindness meme
This has been debunked to hell and back senpai.

And where in the Geneva Conventions state that you have to bury enemy bomber crewman who firebomb your cities into oblivion with full military honors, his coffin draped in his nations flag?

>be Germany
>you become a nation later than everyone else so you become jealous of their empires
>start two world wars to gain more land and rival the British
>lose
>your country gets occupied by anglos who write your constitution to keep you weak and communists in the east
>the self-hatred is so strong that you endanger an entire continent with your suicidal border policy
>dear Erika only sleeps with alpha Anglo soldiers still stationed in your conquered homeland and newly arrived Turks

>Same exact thread as yesterday

Don't you have anything better to do Ahmed?

Lol. How pathetic. Now your going to rewrite the history of WW2 so the Germans don't look as bad ass for fighting off the whole world for 6 years straight. Go fuck yourself revisionist cuckold

Germany didn't crush the pocket:
>because of effective resistence by French divisions within the Dunkirk area
>because they were still cautious of French forces to the South and Southwest. They had little info on the state of the French Army, and a lot of respect, so they still feared a concerted counterattack.
>Goering was a faggot

T.historical ignorance

Read about the entire armies the Germans lost in the eastern front time and time again to sun human Mongol Slav untermensch.

We just had Dunkirk and 300,000 men got away, survived and came back to kick ass in North Africa, Italy and Normandy

Whilst the autistic Germans got repeatedly anhilated

>anglos
>alpha

Where am I re-writing history? The Germans absolutely killed it in WWII. Even with their backs against the wall, they proved a superior fighting force. They made terrible strategic decisions.

>kind enough
weather was bad, limited Stuka's ability to attack. It was really British private vessels that saved Britain. In England there is an ancient tradition that says, if the huntsman's pack chases a stag to the sea, the huntsman must let the stag go, for it has nowhere else to run.

this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Wilhelm_Gustloff

Good idea we should have just let our entire army get captured and loose the war in the process

Would have saved the world a whole lot of trouble

Well known fact. I'm not your personal researcher, bitch.

>What are the spy networks across Europe
>What are the intelligence used in the war
>What is the North African Campaign

Britain won the war.

That Kraut is bitter

So you be saying if the Germans would have crushed on Dunkirk the war would basically be over on the continent?

The things that could've been

You're losing a third war without firing a shot mate. Better figure out which way is Mecca and get to praying.

British military strategy has always been good. Their position was indefensible, the best move was retreat. In 1812, after thrashing Napoleon, British troop carriers headed for America, marched on Washington DC, found it deserted, burned it down, then marched on the fort of Baltimore. The British general saw it was an impossible task to take the fort, turned around and marched back to their ships, then shoved off back home. Strategically a good move, unlike the British general in New Orleans. Without Dunkirk's retreat there would be no Battle of Britain.

If the Germans won, the average Swede wouldn't be a sissy, like pic related.

>they celebrate the heroic efforts of everybody involved including civilians who risked their lives to help save thousands of lives.
>everybody involved
The movie only repeats 1940's propaganda.
youtube.com/watch?v=w6C5P-AYGdY

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Wilhelm_Gustloff

Yeah I was thinking of that.

This.

I thought Rorkes drift was a victory?
Didn't the Zulu wipe out most of the British army at iswalanda and then attack the fort at rorkes drift only to be repelled?

>inb4 Murican education
>also that battle and movie is literally the only reason I want a Henry-martini

The Commonwealth may still exist.
>Be UK
>lose Empire
>lose war Objective Poland
>commies take half of europe
>We Won

No, Germany would have lost the war, even if everything went in their favor and the allies failed at everything they did.

It was more a matter of how much of Europe would have been occupied by the Soviets or not.

>peace time

>What is the North African Campaign
About as important to the Germans as a tenth of the Yugoslavia campaign.

>The British general saw it was an impossible task to take the fort, turned around and marched back to their ships, then shoved off back home. Strategically a good move
>getting killed is a "strategically good move"

>Implying that US won the war and not the russians with their sheer number and retarded smgs.

Germany didn't give Italy a 'crack' at Greece. Mussolini invaded without informing Hitler to show that Italian military prowess was equal to Germany's. Hitler would never approve an attack on the Greeks. He liked them for one for their history. He also didn't have the time, he couldn't afford to divert resources to the Balkans when Operation Barbarossa was mere months away. Western Europe wasn't invaded as a precursor to conquering all of Europe. Each country invaded was either a strategic choice(The low countries) or a reaction to Allied actions (Like Denmark, Norway, Yugoslavia and eventually Greece)

based bomber harris do it again

that sounds about right. british are the biggest fags on earth. the only nation so cucked they actually had to go beg a german to be their ruler so they could have a real king.

The soviets won because of you

The British are well known for loosing battles but winning wars Fritz, its happened to you twice in the last 100 years and is going to happen again.

You can barely criticize though, the Aryans were eradicated by the Mongolian horde who actually won the war and raped most of the women and executed most of the men. Your culture has been diluted to none existence and the final, slow blow is being struck with the unmitigated and, invited, immigration of third world savages into your lands. You well and truely lost the war, and you are loosing now.

Not me I wasn't alive then.

The soviets would have won, regardless. They would have took everything in Europe, they even had ambitions on Portugal and Spain. The US and friends showed up after the turning point of the war on the eastern front, the Battle of Stalingrad.

D-Day did'nt make it easier for Germany, but it was only important because it kept the Soviets out of western Europe. If it never happened, Germany would have still lost the war.

In war some battles are won and some are lost. The trick is to win the last and most decisive battle.

A story of human perseverance, not strategic victory. it's meant to highlight what ordinary people did in a horrible situation

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Churchill is maligned by many, but he wanted to finish Germany then turn on the Soviets, but he had no support from America. Had his plan been implemented Eastern Europeans would not suffer the post-commie mental illness that plagues their lands.

By then yes, it was over. However had the German-British war come an end in 1940 by accepting one of Hitler's numerous pleas for peace and had the resources of the entire European continent in addition to that of the European empires working alongside Germany well... Germany made to the gates of Moscow in less than six months while having to occupy and garrison an entire continent. With Germany and Europe's forces entirely against the USSR, there is no doubt in my mind that within six months the forces of Europe would have reached Yekaterinburg.

>soviets win all Europe
that's not true. The Soviets were only in the game, because America gave them massive amounts of arms, munitions, planes, technology, etc. The Soviets were like vultures picking the bones of what the krauts had slain. They could barely even handle Finland in the Winter war, despite all their 10 to 1 ratios, in everything.

>well known fact
>i can't really provide the fact easily without research

:(

>Got this thread from /his/

Still not good enough, cuckold. I'd wager the US would last far longer than that. Naziboos are so fucking pathetic I swear.

Soviets would have been crushed, if not for USA and Britains help.

WHAT THE FUCK
YANKS MUST PAY

in movies everything happens so fast when in reality germans were unprepared because hitler decided to go almost all-in on USRR and loose.
Still, attacks began at 6:30 in the morning and the omaha beach was only under control at 13:30. So imagine a movie where people were getting slaughtered for 7 hours

The mighty Soviet Union will crush us all!

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Wilhelm_Gustloff
>and then the slavs wonder why they were called untermenschen

I will just leave it here

The entire military record of UK during both WW1 and WW2 is mediocre at best. In WW1, they had no significant victories against Germany on the western front, and had to be repeatedly bailed out by the French. They made huge frontal assaults against well-defended positions and got wiped out for their efforts. And of course don't forget the debacle of Galipoli.

WW2 they got BTFO'd by the Japanese across Asia, got wiped out by Hitler in a couple of weeks, and played politics with the Allied command so that Montgomery was given way too much power for his skill-set, leading to repeated disasters in North Africa and during the Allied invasion of France like Operation Market Garden.

If I was a Brit I'd be humiliated at my country's military service record, the USA has an unbelievably clean record in comparison.

>start two world wars

>two

Your tears are delicious, Mehmet.

>had the German-British war come an end in 1940
Had the soviets manage to deploy red army on the western front in time, within six months Hitler would've shot himself. But no, there was no peace between Germans and Brits, the soviet government was retarded and the war went as it did.

>britkike delusion

Greatest british success of WWII was bombing the french navy. Really makes your anus fizzle.

nah, just take it with you. We even supplied (((them))) with their boots. They would have been starved out, bread riots would have ensued throughout the Soviets, and the commies would have gone out of power the same way they came in.

>guarantee the independence of a nation
>sign a peace treaty with the aggressor and abandon your promise because you took a few scratches
Way to destroy your credibility

>make movie about Dunkerque
>basically no germans or french in it
>it's all about anglos running away from stukas with no mention of the actual fighting

>get your ass kicked by the Nazis

*Surrounded, due to France failing

>Nazis kind enough not to massacre you on the beaches

*Held back by the Frenchbros

>immediately start blaming the French

See above

>make jokes about how they are cowards for getting defeated by the same enemy that defeated you

Thats Americans

>sit back and let daddy America win the war for you

Historical illiteracy

>still lose your entire empire in the process

Backstabbing from a certain "ally" post war

Come on Ahmed, if you're going to live in our continent at least learn out history.

>any of them (english, american and so on)

Only the English are Anglo, it literally means English. Don't give me any of that "muh anglosphere" shit.

Also a good way to keep your empire intact and not end up with a capital city full of your former subjects and be submitted to Sharia patrol every night while getting arrested for buying a fork while being underage. But apples and oranges you know.

>t. """"""german"""""" american