*banging on door*

*banging on door*

"It's the Police, open up, we have your residence surrounded"

Why are the police at your house Sup Forums?

I said Muslims should integrate with British society on twitter

hey man chill she said shes 18

Because I spoke out against th

Fuck, I forgot to pay Jizya tax

They got the address wrong.

That's not how they do it.
>at home fapping
>le horny face
>BANG BOOM CRASH
>that's all it takes for the police to knock your door in
>dog shot
>cat shot
>elderly grandfather shot
>picked up and powerbombed
>reach up begging them to stop hurting me
>le STOP RESISTING face
>turns out they have the wrong address
>cop wrenched his back power bombing me
>le ASSAULTING AN OFFICER face
>go to jail for 20 years
>le raped every day by illegal immigrants and now I have HIV face
>get out of jail, now middle aged
>two weeks later repeat the whole thing all over again
Glad this is a free country.

That's why you need an aligator tank at home. That way when the shoot the tank the aligators come out.

wasp nests also work well to station around the perimiter, as that technically is not mantrapping.

Those Russian identity thieves I hacked 15 years ago found me and got Trump to get revenge for them on bullshit charges.

This is not already common knowledge?

Most people get their cats fixed, so they don't know how easy it is to keep the aligators fed.

I pirated the new Game of Thrones episode.

I forgot to renew my teaspoon license and store them in my regulated tea spoon safe.

I am the hacker known as 4man
We are androgynous
We do not forgave
We do not forgot
Expect trust

>Home defense wasps
Genius. Well, until they come back with a stolen can of raid.

I was sleeping nude on my couch and I had spilled nacho cheese on my crotch area and my dog gave me a blowjob and when I woke up I didn't return the dog's favour as stipulated in the Supreme Court of Canada's latest ruling

I have slide covered in Vaseline leading up to my front door. Good luck getting in, coppers.

You bongs are going to the gaol!

kek

You'd have bugged out by then.

I have mine wired up with vibrators so I can hit a switch on my way out and now the wasps have nowhere to go.

Too many gets

Anti-migrant hate speech

Islamo(((phobia)))

Anti-faggot hate speech

Because the pakis i buy my weed from keeps banging on my door and showing unannouced up with his crew.

god damn why cant they just sell me the weed and fuck off

Because I spawn hate speech online and that's a hate crime.

It's just another typical day in Burgerland. If I'm lucky they'll just shoot my dog and call it a day.

I'm black

I might have goofed on my taxes once

Because they have a deathwish.

>am I being detained?
>am I being detained?
>am I being detained?
>can you prove that this is MY residence?
>show me your business cards
>who are you?
>who are you?
>who are you?
>I'm not in your jurisdiction
>I'm not in your jurisdiction
>you're in MY jurisdiction
>I'm an article 4 free inhabitant, you have no authority over me
>YOU'RE PULLING YOUR GUNS ON ME?
>I AM NOT A THREAT
>I AM NOT A THREAT
>I AM NOT A THRE--

Wrong house.

WE'RE HERE TO PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Probably because my favorite INTERPOL inspector thinks they have another amazing scoop on me and told the Americans to arrest me for questioning again.

sawzall with a carbide works better

Not even a sledge makes your pic related easily possible. Even if you take a circular saw with a carbide-tipped blade to it, the carbide will wear off before long and then it's just loud and irritating.

To ask for my help solving a mysterious matter that goes deeper than they could ever imagine

They figured out I'm Raymond Swornau, an associate of the world infamous theif Carmen Sandiego.

Presumably they suspect I'm keeping the Great Barrier Reef in my house.

Kek

Back taxes, fraud maybe.

I'm an "Islamphobe" and I say things such as: they need to integrate and stop making demands or gtfo, also The Qu'ran is filled with hate. Basicaly I'm a walking hatefacts reminder.

They throw me a suprise party to celebrate 1000 killed gypsies

I used my drone...

Masturbated to lolis

My housemate is massive marijuana dealer who thinks that he's bulletproof and that the cops are scared of him. Encrypted harddrives, nothing even approaching criminal in my room, amd a spotless record for the past near decade will keep me safe from anything more than a trip downtown and a questioning.

They were Squids not kids!

I forgot to renew my breathing permit

Well since a cop lives across the street, the mostly likely explanation is that they're inviting all the neighbors to some big party.

Wrong address.

This actually happened to me before.

I didn't open the door.

Someone saw me dry firing at pedestrians from my high rise condo with a high powered rifle

They found my supa secwet nazi club

God knows, could be:
- due to shitposting
- being swatted
- fusion reactor
- legal chemistry research
- unusual clouds
- legal rocket research
- accidental steam explosion
- emp accident
- concentrated sunlight accident
- the laser and lightening research
- Figuring out how to post that qm research my computer keeps crashing every time I'm going to post it. Third fucking time so far.
- legal indoor farming
- overnight kiln explosion
- remote control toys and robots that can shoot happy little missles.
- forgetting it's not ok to accidentally spill 151 on an antifa fireman who wanted a fistfight and to ask if he'd like a light.
- Using a taser on an electrician.
- Gently capturing people with a large robotic arm.
- Flying machines.
- Getting drunk and putting green wood in my outdoor fireplace.

Yeah, who knows. Getting swatted wouldn't surprise me though I'd be at a loss as to the particular reason they were here.

Say, I wonder how to make feeders for wasps.

thanks that was insightful

What is ground potential.
>peek out the window
>turn on yard sprinklers
>switch on high voltage power source with leads burred along the front porch and sidewalk.

Collusion with foreign actors in the Meme wars of 2016.

>protip: your pic is called destroying of evidence and obstruction of justice
L2FDE

nigger

They're at my house because I shot a rival gang member
The fuck is wrong with everyone in this thread?
Fucking white people smdh

I forgot to pay for the butterknife license

shitpost #131492

I mean

what isn't illegal in Canada at this point?

10 years in the maple gulags.

>implying anyone cares about some gang banger getting shot
>check flag
Right. Black lives 'matter'. Will you porch monkeys ever learn?

In america? Because they have the wrong house. I constantly get mail from mountview st because the fucking retards at the postal service think Dill rd looks the same or refuse to walk the extra block. I cant decide which scenerio it is.

Didn't sleep siesta for a week.

You HAVE to go back

I was nearing the end of my life, so I went on a shooting spree killing niggers

>check my flag

probably "hatespeech"
or just for being on Sup Forums

>Looks like I went a crank call too far this time

because they have nothing better to do