What does pol think of Strip Clubs?

What do you all think of them?

A necessary evil as the niche would still find worse ways to be filled even if they were banned.

Just feels awkward and weird having some woman you don't even know rubbing up against you, not because she wants to, but because you paid her.

Then again, I'm probably somewhere on the autism spectrum, so that may explain my answer.

Ive been to a few of them before. I have no problem with them objectively, but for me its a waste of money. The people who go there lack and discipline for drive in life. They go there and waste themselves away and go back sexually deprived. Whats the point? Id rather people spend 10 times less on a pill of MDMA or LSD and veggie out at home. Its a lot more productive at least. Hell getting a prostitute would be better because at least then youre actually looking for a purpose in it. Strip Clubs dont do anything for anyone.

I'd rather jerk off at home.

>he doesn't get blown and fuck in the back rooms

Have you ever been to a strip club?

Yes. Quite a bit in my early 20s

Well im not sure how old you are now.. but its not gonna happen unless youre in southern california, florida, or new jersey. Otherwise youre taking a huge gamble being thrown out or arrested.

It's fun when you are a horndog college kid with your friends.

When you are 48 and all by yourself it's sad.

A fucking waste of time and money.

Like going to the world's most expensive chocolate factory while on a strict diet.

Also this. I've been to a few, I can't say I ever really enjoyed it - it was just so...commercial. Never popped wood, not even a twitch.

never been, not even remotely interested

Where thirsty men go to hand women that loathe them wads of cash.

It was new jersey, usually

Gotcha. Im in North Carolina currently. I accidentally moved my hand to scratch my neck and i touched the girls belly and she freaked out. So fucking annoying. Id pay to get head, but i know that it wouldnt happen.

They tend to congregate in degenerate areas of town, which I noticed the other day at work

>East side of I-95/Emerson St.
>Jacksonville, FL
>pull off
>pornography den (closed)
>Strip club
>wax/tan studio advertising to the strippers
>liquor store
>"adult arcade" (?) which had blacked out windows and tacky neon lettering advertising something called the "fish game"
>a church

Then you have the west side of Jacksonville which is basically all strip clubs, gun stores, and rip off used at dealerships

there's a strip club near me that allows touching (up to the girl, but most allow it since it's more money). the really slutty, money-hungry ones will let you sniff their sweaty whore assholes.

needless to say, I love my local strip club

If you can't use your hands, you may as well go to a hooters haha

Sex trafficking and niggers that is all.

>be the guy in love with a stripper
>bring her flowers to the club on valentines day
>tell the bouncer i'm her bf
>they won't let me in
>she meets me outside
>doesn't want me at the club any more
>we break up

that's my story of when i dated a stripper.

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Hence my comment haha. At least where i am, theyre utterly pointless and counterproductive.

Strip clubs are stupid. Just get your own good wife and she'll drain your balls every few days.

I know you're probably just memeing or posting pasta, but I wish I hadn't read this.

Theyre really fun. The boys tend to focus more on things like flaccid size and wearing rings to have their halfies seem packing but they dont dance very well imo

No memes
San Diego - 2000

I'm 38 now. I still think about her.

I was not prepared for this.

Not as fun as getting gay at a sleepover.

Hehehe this guy knows. We all do. Sword fought yet? I bet you're packing and are uncut yes? :P

I'm betting you are from Pgh., no?

I'm married, and my wife thinks the idea of another woman (stripper) being all over me (but not kissing or having sex with me) is hot, and it turns her on.

I like strip clubs, but more for the atmosphere of being with my friends and there being tits all around us.

Unfortunately most of my friends don't like em.

not at all man, depending on how good looking and how much you have, ive know many strippers to blow or fuck you in a "dance"

in AZ, Vegas and LA.

in AZ we have a strip club called The Great Alaskan Bush Company. you pay the stripper $1 on stage and she will either stick boobs, pussy or ass in your face and you can touch and suck what ever you want. now most strip clubs in phx do this because they make a lot of money.