Sent to my Australian friend

Sent to my Australian friend

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And why should we care what you text to your second phone to mimic the idea of having friends, you fat loser piece of shit.

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These are very good posts.

>Sent from my second iPhone to emulate friends

Australians on proxies

I fucking hate anglos

>Australia is full .....

Fuck m8 that is a good text. It is full. Fucking full as all fuck.
Fuck off we are full.

I've made hundreds of posts on this name. All with the U.S. flag. Give me some credit.

we all have beaches most of us just have them without all the deadly bugs/animals.

You know nothing of Aussies.
We want you to know it us making fun of you. We will remove a proxie if need be to show you we are Aussie for making a post like this.

Take a hint buddy zero.replies means fuck off

Oh yes Canada bro, however poor Britian is raining most of the time in Summer so they hardly get to enjoy them. It was the nice sunny day not the beach.

You sent something you are going to regret, didn't you?

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>uk flag
Surprised you were able to work up the courage

Ah yeah I keep forgetting the British live in a rainy shithole.

I'm telling you that I really like Australian shitposting and they are now my second favorite country.

Nobody here cares about Londonistan and the greater Caliphate of Great BritBong. Rule Shitskintannia.

>England judging any countries outside of Africa

wew

you sound mad you can't stop the boats

You're like vermin. The Pacific colonies were a mistake.

>Weak pommie cunt

A total shock

Pacific colonies were founded because England was a hellhole.

Australia has a higher density of whites than A*erica. We have universal healthcare, cheap education and beautiful women.

Because we needed a rubbish bin for our refuse

And I am starting to think us voting no in the last Republic vote was a bad idea :/

>being this upest you're not australian

That's what the streets of London were.

U have to have a licence to watch porn.

One of the leaders was Prepbull, a yes vote wouldn't have changed very much at all.

How degenerate can a country get?

Shh I am having fun here stop using logic :P

Kill yourself

Just a reminder that New Zealand is still a Dutch colony.

Better have paid your mobile phone license m8

Come and get it..
And when you fail (You know when NZ allies stop you) we will retaliate and have your women.

Thanks for the reminder.
OP can not see this as it is blocked in the U.K
youtube.com/watch?v=EqG4ysu2ksU
TV License man

Everything is fine and dandy down here. How's stopping the refugees going for you?

what kind of autism do you have OP

>New Zealand is still a Dutch colony.
KEK, the French had more claim over the Dutch. Thank God it wasn't the French though.

as a strayan i agree with everything in the op

north korea should just nuke us already

NZ is a Mongolian vassal state fuckwit go back and get your level 2

What i don't understand is why the limey cunts move to Spain when you could move to Australia.

Fuck off back to England then?

Fuck off, we're full

6/10 bants

Have you ever been to Australia? It really is not that nice.

Says the man from sheepsville and earthquakes.

does your strawman keep the dingoes away?

Does your sheep keep your bed warm?

You girlfriend is cheating on you btw m8

yeah tell that to all the sheep shagger cunts that flee here

>flee
>implying they don't go to take advantage of your inflated wages and leave after 10 years
m8 if you think people go to Australia because they like it you are sorely mistaken

You're not relevant, and your flag is missing a star. Now fuck off.

>being this mad
do you know how I know Australians are insecure?

I think ausies have immunity of jokes about them and mocking. They are aware where they live, so it's just waste of space on pol.

How?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI

Refer to above

Nuh, we just do not care what other countries think of us.
youtube.com/watch?v=9iUKd16fqLI

I also notice that all ex english-speaking colonies have many common traits.

>he doesnt understand that the answer is implicit
>australian intelligence
wew

You all inherited mindset based on your language you think , and people with speak in one language, despite distance and country name, are the same nation

You're fighting a losing battle sheep person.

Fix

>Wich

>we just do not care what other countries think of us
>user innocuously mentions Australia is really not that nice
>queue the AIDF
your insecurity is showing

>terrible bantz itt

Why is there a NEW Zealand
Where the fuck is the Original Zealand

>Being mad
>do you know how I know Australians are insecure?
Now you are showing NZ Intelligence. The ? Made it seem like a whole new statement, if it was posted without it, it would make sense.
Hence more than one person thinking it was an entirely differently thing.

Died of shame

Why buffleI rather question what "Zea" menas

>Australian friend
I wonder why he's slumming with subhuman trash outside the Anglosphere?

Pizza what the fuck are you talking about?

>he thinks rhetorical questions aren't meant to have question marks
The way the Australian brain operates is baffling
>pic related, it's you

Fuck off, sloth did more for our cause than you sheep ever will.

If you can't handle vegemite you need to harden up cunt

hmmm where to go
Canada

or Australia

Zeeland is a province in the Netherlands. NZ/Australia were first charted by Dutch explorer Abel Tasman. Hence the Tasman Sea which separates us and the Australian state of Tasmania. He named NZ after his hometown.

I don't knew xD. That's why I'm here

Good luck in the waters, the stingrays have aids

Le sigh, not the rhetorical part..
It was how it was set up that made no sense.

Here. I don't like shallow bitches

Oh you English are such scallywags. Lets see.. mmm no GFC here continual growth for the last 10+ years.. No Brexit worries.. ooo we have secured borders.. there is the whole nice weather thing. The future is now old country.. just book yourself into a home for geriatric countries and sip your tepid tea and dream of the glory days when you mattered.

these look beautiful desu
>99% of them are way the fuck out of the way in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>the nicest ones are in fucking Queensland of all places
>you have to swim inside a net so you don't get eaten by a literal dinosaur
>the handful of beaches that are both accessible and croc free are overcrowded as fuck (literally among the most crowded beaches in the entire world)
>pic related, bondi on a regular tuesday afternoon
Australians are adept in the art of denial

>"set up" just like any rhetorical question would be
>literally nobody else was confused by this
>le sigh
you have to go back

the whole east coast is beautiful
no one likes bondi its just cause its the one everyone knows tourist flock to it
i live in an area where there are about 30 beaches all in a 30 minute drive practically 0 deaths from "literal dinosaurs"
Zealanders gonna hate with their irish looking hobbit land.

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NZ is literaly land of eternal autumn.

>W O R L D C L A S S
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I mean we don't have many (almost none) poison animals or weak canadian sun . Amongs you two Italy is the best choise.

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Nah, we should send a chopper to evac the Royals from the palace roof as the Muslim hoardes break through the gates.
Face it, they are pretty decent figureheads with a shit country. We are a pretty decent country with shit figureheads, so we can swap. They can have Waleed, Turnbull and Shorten, we'll have the Royals.

Why is a slimey, brown toothed Brit talking shit about a country that is a British colony yet is superior to them in every way.

You should take back New Amsterdam first. You would be great at integrating all the niggers and kikes, just like home.

>he doesn't realise how hot the sun is in Australasia

There's more to Australia than Victoria!

Why no one wants to conquer you? Because you are useless?

lol thats pretty funny OP
Have some Quality Australian produced OC