Say something nice about my country

Say something nice about my country

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You are near the land without kebab.

My grandparents come from there. I have a croat last name. Its ok in my book.

You guys are really, really, fucking tall.

I have been there on vacation twice when I was younger. It's a very nice looking country but it was hot as Fuck.
How can people survive when several days a year is over 30 degrees celsius

Croatia has rather beautiful nature.

you guys fought for independence, something I can respect as a burger
also you are the true kebab removers

People visit mostly the seaside where it's hot, in northern Croatia we have "normal" climate with relatively harsh winters and usual change of seasons

I have a good croat friend, and u have very nice beaches and resorts I want to visit it one day
>How can people survive when several days a year is over 30 degrees
kek

Modric is one of the best players in the world, and will be a GOAT coach

Also, you are the best Balkan country

nice tourism
that's it

He doesn't have the personality to coach

nice vacation destination
women are either 10/10 or 0/10 , not sure if this is something nice tho

I think most vague comment for another country is "women are beautiful" ,you can say that for any country

Your people shitpost like spoilt twelve year olds on this board.

they have much more of them than we
NORMAL? its fucking 40 celsius up here in northern croatia, more than by the sea. Atleast by the seaside it doesent get -20celsius at winters.

Christian fascism is cool, but you lost my respect for being total fucking chimps and killing 700k off us, with the insane highlight of concentration camps for Serb children
Fuck you

Maybe he is too beta. But he is a strategy master


Although in this Zidane world it does not matter anymore

I don't think so, Slovenians have to be most butthurt shitposters aside from Turks

Y'made up one of the greatest nations in existence

>bah we can kill muslim serbs but catholic serbs cannot kill us!

We didn't genocide women, children and civvies, we fought a war with them, dumb nigger

You don't really believe that.

yeah but we killed 7 millions not only 700k

Shitty country,glad it's dead

At least we don't get arrested for shitposting unlike people in your dystopian shithole.

tko ovdje /žuta groznica/

APOLOGIZE NOW

It was shitty because a Croatian dictator used it as a platform to siphon resources from the Serbian parts to the Croatian parts.

Why has the world forgotten the way Russia and Croatia cuddled up to Hitler in WW2 ?

jesi kad pričao sa žutima?

wrong, he was half slovenian
ne, živim u Osijeku, al vidio sam ih kad sam bio u Zagrebu dost puta

Your kinsmen usually get into clubs and served alcohol from around 15 because they're all really big with beards. A fair effort in my book

Cro-cop was pretty badass in his heyday.

Three of my friends, one from Sarajevo, the other from Vlasenica, and the third from Visoko, lost many family members in the genocide. My family is from Banat, so they didn't suffer the same fate.
>inb4 anecdotal
>inb4 you don't believe that
You fuckers really did this, and that massive cunt Tito covered it up. The only conc. camp in Europe to be buldozed after the War is Jasenovac...
We could've been BFFs, be can never have peace now

nes jebat onda, vidio sam ih i ja po zagrebu.

they should kill more of you, or at least take the lands that are rightfully theirs by nationality

what about the ufc heavyweight champion?
youtube.com/watch?v=LEyyiSYdpRQ&t=159s

What? I always had an impression that we were no-bullshit kinda posters.
ew

>t. american historian
The Serbian people lived in Bosnia for more than a thousand years, and we will have the Serbian state we deserve

This

pokori se bijelo/zutoj master rasi

Your "capital" is on Croatian land
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_Croatia

We are very pretty people.

You can have potato and your English is great!
:D

>3d
>grill
ne hvala

Dude, Stipe is American. ;)

Croatia
>pic related

You gotta chose niggers
Are Serbs untermensch or are they Croats, dumb niggers

You have a nice flag.

they're all vlachs so who cares

Your coastline is nice.

Wish Croats were extinct tho.

...

You have a beautiful Slovenian coast

Your flag kinda looks like my glorious flag.

Flag?

Italian Adriatic is better

Are you friends with serbs? If so, you are my friends as well

BOZNIA
>PIC RELATED

if anyone cares this is how our flag should look like, not this growse shit

The Girx could rule the world... ALEXANDER DID!
>Pic related

>flag
>red first
no

They aren't, αδελφός
>implying
pic rel

Back in the good ol' days...

I don't know they flag but I'm sure your country is very nice

ahhhhh but which part of the pic my friend..
>multifaceted

You forgot the U.

What's difficult to comprehend, autist?
I'm a Serb from the Republic of Srpska
>imblying boznia
Doesn't apply

I thought you were the guys that beat up a log at Christmas until it shits itself. Turns out it was the wrong part of the Mediterranean.

However, according to google images, your country is extremely beautiful.

Yes. I'm glad we have a border with Hungary.

>the U
You're so sweet, Ustasha-kun, that horseshoe fits nice with your track record of being German stable-boys

>Nikola Tesla
>an orthodox Christian Serb
>born in A-H
Yeah, you're off mark, friendo

Because we have a slightly darker skin tan than you Sven.
Might be because of that that your women, specifically the female cops ,like to harras our guys and arrest them for doping for having too much testosterone.
(i'm serious with the above, it happened)

M8 where do you think the Australians got their shitposting genes from?

You dont overcharge me when I go to the beach when you notice I am from Bosnia

You have a lot of hot chicks.

>christian
>nationalistic
>integrated
You are our best balkan immigrants.

Didn't your country beat that Mongolian guy at the Olympics and here undressed and made a scene everywhere

I WILL STRIKE YOU.
And then i will destroy your nest and smash your EGG!

>It was shitty because a Croatian dictator used it as a platform to siphon resources from the Serbian parts to the Croatian parts.
>siphon resources from the Serbian parts to the Croatian parts

You wot m8?

You don't quite understand how the ''redistribution of resources'' in Yugoslavia worked.
Croatian and Slovenian industry propped up the whole federation by paying them gibs.

Because:
>The Ustaša movement was trained as a terror group and funded by Musolini.
>Because Hitler himself said that he didn't want to destroy the first Yugoslavia and accidentaly ''liberated'' the Croats.
>Because we had an active resistance movement that only got taken over by communists in 1944.
>Because we suffered through communism for 50 years.
>Because the Serbian Chetniks also coluded with the Nazis despite their king being safe and sound in Britain.

Black Legion, catholicism, nature and culture. Too hot for me tho.

Also, how the Right looks in Croatia for now? I'm confused about your politics. Will you elect nationalist, pro-V4 governement in the future? Did party like that even exist?

We aren't.
We are neighbours that want to build a nice big wall between each other but the Muslims and Bosnia are kinda in the way of that.

No need for that.
The Ustaše were German puppets.
Never trust a German because they alway bring in a different form of socialism to break us.

Meh story I hear is Croatians buddied up with Nazi's to kick the Serbs.. maybe you got what was coming to you as payback... karma is a bitch

I like Ajvar

You should try the original FYROMian one, if you think Podravka's Ajvar is good

Well, this country has me and I'm a national treasure. So I guess that's that.

you are not the most delusional country on the balkans
still in the top 4 though

>1. Albania
>2. FYROM
>3. "Bosnia"
>4. Croatia?

Fuck Ustaše. Hitler should've told them and those incompetent Italians to fuck off.

>muh 6 gorillion

Hrvat je tat!
youtube.com/watch?v=NAYJmu468zM

never trust italians

>Croat is a thief
>specialists in swindeling
I kekd

I wish that was true but in fact we've been losing our land since WW1.

Were not that tall i see small people all the time here, but i do feel average with 6'2 sometimes

i placed kosovo instead of albania and switched fyrom and bosnia because out new gobsment stopped the we wuzzing

My granddad came from your part of the world.. actually Grandfather was Serbian Grandmother Croatian. Grandfather loved Tito. He used to talk about the black hand.. anyone know what they are.. sounded like they were nasty.

You used to be part of us.

Ahh yes.. Ustasha.. I heard them mentioned. We have lots of "Yugoslav" migrants here. Personally I don't get it.. serb .. croatian.. you look pretty much the same to me. Not downplaying the differences but it seems to me you both have a lot more in common than you have differences.