The gods don't exi-

>The gods don't exi-

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we wuz godz and sheit

>yet another e-celeb thread

not sure if Frodo or just Mac Demarco

>The gods don't exi-
Not in Germany, so much is certain.

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List of things Macron government did, is doing, or is planning to do:

you wouldn't understand anyways...

Too complex for you

>Dahnald

Always planning to raise the white flag, always

>Justin

Ted Cruz smarter and would make a greater leader than both of these jackasses combined.

Jesus fuck, he's gone completely rogue
>says Africa's problems are "civilizational"
>says African women need to stop having 7 or 8 kids
>wants to expand France's military might tenfold
>appointed a rightwinger as his PM
>says he wants to restore the French empire
>retake the Louisiana territories
>expressed interest in restoring House of Bonaparte
>claims to be the karmic reincarnation of Napoleon I
>buddies with Trump and Putin
>crowned himself in a massive ceremony, styles himself the "Son of Jupiter"
>currently bombing former West African territories back into fealty to the Crown
>says "the French race lords above all others"
>troops on the borders with Germany, Belgium and Italy
>claims Rhineland is French territory
>beheads journalists in public
>claims direct descendance from the first Kings of France in the House of Capet
>appreciates older sluts
>thoughts indecipherable to mere mortals
>literally took the Bogpill
>sending stormtroopers to kebab shops to clear them out of Paris
>pledges to move the French capital to Versailles in the fall
>threatened Frexit if the EU did not capitulate to his demands
>told Merkel to go fuck herself
>aligned himself on the anti-globalist axis
>war of imperialism currently raging in Vietnam to retake former colonies
>pledged to end communism worldwide
>supports the true Pope in Avignon to counter Francis
>will immediately annex Catalonia and Basque Country in the event of independence
>amassing the largest French navy in years
>reestablished use of the guillotine in public executions
>personally beheaded opponents Le Pen, Fillon and Melenchon to cement his rule after two landslide elections
>outlawed all other parties
>respects the superior GILF pussy
>literally browses Sup Forums
>said niggers arent fit for Western society (rough translation)
>renowned as a brilliant military tactician
>declared Mars his "Sun Palace" and plans to build massive cities on its surface from which he will rule France and its colonies
Is he /ourguy/?

looks like a dumbass manlet nigger with that homosexual posture

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Jesus fuck guys Macron has just gone rogue. Is he, /ourguy/?

>Renames "Ministry of Defense" to "Ministry of the Armies"

>Wants to make France a military superpower again

>Auto-proclaims himself "Chief of the Secret Services"

>Fires a ton of journalists

>Says journalists are incapable of grasping his intellect.

>Puts everyone with potential terror connections on a watchlist

>Produces USSR-tier propaganda clips where he's called "The Saviour"

>Cuts welfare and social security, social spending as a whole

>Allows migrants to be worked more than 40 hours a week, to pay them little and fire them easily

>Pro-monarchy

>Says Africa's problems are "Civilizational"

>Says African women are having too many babies

>Buddies with Trump and Putin.

>Has literally taken the Bogpill.

>Constantly compares himself to the god Jupiter.

>Cut taxes and shrank the government welfare for refugees

>Backed off on ousting Assad

>Told Italy to go fuck themselves when it comes to the migrant crisis

He broke the conditioning. Emmanuel "See a nigger, pull the trigger" Macron has gone rogue.
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source?

There is no source. Nice get though.

Looks like Putin tbqh, swap the heads and you won't tell the difference

No user you're supposed to play on the joke that Macron is some sort of Far Right nutcase who wants to Genocide the Blacks, spinning his public presence, and completely ruining him in the eyes of the left, memeing the world into thinking he wants to kill all the blacks, however I guess you're just fucking incapable of any sort of fucking critical thinking, so you just decide to make some dumb fucking post that about how Macron is a weinie (which he is), because you haven't been posting on Sup Forums likely for more than a few weeks and you came here from r/t_d and all you can think about is how he is not Marine Le Pen, which just goes to show you know absolutely nothing about Sup Forums board culture, and care nothing about the community and the culture that has grown here over the years, pissing off the long time posters and oldfags, and basically ruining Sup Forums for fucking everyone, including yourself, because newfags like you don't fucking lurk, hell it used to be considered to be idiotic to not lurk for a few months, even a year wouldn't be considered crazy, but nope you get some link from r/t_d and just waltz the fuck on over to Sup Forums, hoping you can get in on those dank memes and get a bunch of (you)s and get on the front page of r/Sup Forums because golly fucking gee look at all those (you)s! Those are like upvotes right? Remember to fucking include me in the screenshot guiz!!1!!1!!!1! And worst of all this makes shills even worse, since you are too fucking inept to recognize a blatantly obvious shill or slide thread and jsut keep on fucking posting instead of saging or ignoring like any resonable person who enjoys the board can fucking understand, but nope you decide to just be a dumb fucking newfag shit, not realizing that your presense is making it impossible to people genuinely interested to learn anything, since lurking will just show them the toxic shit you spew that has nothing to do with anything that is Sup Forums, and it's absolutely disgusting.

>555

ch3cked

This is fucking good

Go watch Dunkirk, dumb, backstabbing, yellow toothed inbred ape.

Nice pasta you fag. Macron is the son of Jupiter.