SUPER MALE VITALITY

What the fuck is even in there?

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Looks like something i'd vape.

Read the ingredients.

fruit, root, bark, leaf extracts

i've been taking it for about 2 weeks and feel no real difference besides my loads sometimes being huge and shooting across my room

>EU
>fag
It checks out

OH MY GOD THE TOWER IS COMING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

BTFO

wtf

I didn't really notice anything until laying off it for about a month. Then it occurred to me I was somewhat less interested in fapping as much.

Government chemicals for compliance of regime instruction

>taking Super Male Vitality
>still fapping

it's pure fluoride

but don't worry you can get a Super Male Vitality fluoride filter on INFOWARS.com, half off today only

literally horse and bull semen

seriously buy a bottle and send it to a lab

And what kind of effect is it supposed to have?
Make you more vital isn't exactly a good answer

Bull semen you say...

sodomite pls go

>seriously buy a bottle

fuck off alex

you could literally google it, hans

>What are the Health Benefits of Super Male Vitality?

>Super Male Vitality is designed to aid the body in ways that may help support normal testosterone levels in men.
>Super Male Vitality features a unique formula that is completely free of GMOs (genetically modified ingredients), harmful additives, gluten, and is made right here in the USA.
>Super Male Vitality is the only Spagyrex processed male vitality support product on the market.
>Promotes your body's own natural responses and does not use synthetic chemicals.

>may help support normal testosterone levels
>Promotes your body's own natural responses

these are the only 2 things it says, it "may" get your testosterone to normal, and it promotes your body's "natural responses."

Can you explain what my body's natural responses are and how promoting them is good? Which responses are they promoting?

Most of those things don't mean anything lol

BULL SHARK STEM CELLS

That makes it worth it

Snake-oil for the rubes.

Alex and Paul Joseph's cum.

unless you pay to have your drug FDA-approved, it is illegal to claim anything has a medicinal effect in America. that's why most commercials for drugs always say that it "may" do stuff or that "studies show that [drug] may" do something. only the (((FDA))) gets to say that your product should be "used to treat" something.

for example: ginger ale has long been known to be an effective way to treat an upset stomach while also hydrating oneself, but it's not advertised as such because it's not FDA approved. nurses and doctors often give their patients ginger ale after anesthesia for this reason because it costs nothing and doesn't require using a prescription drug that's needs to be recorded.

I'm not saying Super Male Vitality works (I've said that I've felt no real change besides cumshot size, which varies wildly without the supplement anyway) but not being FDA-approved is not a good reason to discard it.

I mean, you could read about how a make body works if you're that interested.

It's really pretty standard language for a supplement bottle. They never promise results, that'd be stupid.

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If you forreal cum buckets im about to order it.

You can cum buckets by just not jacking off for 2 days and then resuming, or if you can't do that you can trying "edging." It's not worth $40 for stuff you can do for free.

>my loads sometimes being huge and shooting across my room
Nah, that's the trap porn.

Jones Jizz

I would like to back up the other user that while it does seem to have an effect, cumming buckets comes from other techniques. It might, for instance, make you slightly more motivated in going through the trouble of edging or whatever.

I get the sense the impact is more pronounced on guys who are looking for more out of their libido. I guess it did make fapping more fun sometimes, and that of course makes it more likely cum harder.

HARVESTED FROM THE MOST ALPHA BULL SHARKS, IMMERSED IN PURE TESTOSTERONE ONLY BY SCIENTISTS WHO SAY "BRO" AT LEAST 3 TIMES A MINUTE!!

I think the proof speaks for itself

It's just sugar water desu.

Gorilla spunk

Nigger cum a proud sponsor of Sup Forums

That's only in the Canadian version.

Abortion

Alex Jones scam "medicine"

Been taking it for like 3 weeks. Getting random granite level boners and not just in the morning. Also like another said been blowing megaloads though that could be the zinc supplement I'm taking. It's been noticable enough for me to keep using it. Been using it and Colloidal Silver. Don't buy it at regular price. I think it goes down to $36 or so from time to time.

I can already fling it across the room, now redpill me on the brain pills.

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i can't speak for super male vitality. but brain force and survival shield x-2 both give huge energy boosts after taking them.

>When he actually looks more degenerated in the 2nd pic.

m8, that's the shopped version

You actually feel anything at all from X2? I've been about iodine since Fukushima just out of principle, but maybe my thyroid isn't broken enough (or too broken).

it's kinda like drinking a cup of coffee to me. maybe it's just placebo. i don't know if it's having any other effects though.

I timestamped it to the relevant part, too lazy to look up another source.
youtube.com/watch?v=DdlJ4GXfWfk&t=5m51s

Cocaine,nicotine and Trenbolone

>cap indoors
>piercings
no

yeah same I shot one all the way in the other room (I think?) anyways couldn't find it then a few hours later I found it dried up on my cats head/ear

Tell your cat to stop being a lazy ass and groom itself.

An honest review: It slightly desensitize the penis in a way that you still feel the vaginal sensations that are good and allows you to last longer. I don't have a problem with erections. It is for if you really want to put it down on you woman. The orgasm is slighlty more intense as well. I have used it once while working out but I did not notice anything different. Much of that is if you had a good meal that day and if you are rested. The SMV, "To put it crudely", is for when you want to "Blow her back out" and have the session last longer and having your penis not be on the edge of busting to fast.

Thanks to internet porn and years of masturbating without lube holding back during sex isn't a problem for me.

Huh. I found it made fapping feel better. Not really interested in going at it for more than a minute or three anyway, so that may be a fundamental difference.

If you're not joking I want this in my body asap.

my wife says it my seamen smells more stronger

Ashwagandha is one of the key ingredients.
I've used it before and it's beneficial on many levels not just sexual.
Try it first.
You can find it fairly cheaply.