Why are nigger names so weird sounding?

Why are nigger names so weird sounding?

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They're not smart people.

they don't want to use white names so they make up new ones. the ones making them up are often 15 year old illiterate nigger bitches

eugenics
please
soon

They have to show they are independent from whitey. However they have no real history to draw names from.

Those names sound pretty sophisticated. Have you ever heard Icelandic or Greek names?

I read somewhere that old african tribal beliefs say you must pick unique name for your child so noone steals their soul

t. true story

The longer the name, the longer the penis.

Trayvon'quaytrainium Washington esq.
Ezekileliesha Baboonia Jackson
Simianisheyah Gorilliandre King

I have done several seconds of deep research to come to the conclusion that they are slave names, which we - the superior white race - came up with after using our rare and exclusive ability to READ Ancient Roman literature listing the names of many gladiators/slaves (just like the niggers). Put short, they weren't intelligent enough so we had to names them - like the dogs they are.

Those dogs also borrowed some of those Gaulic gladiator names too. kek

Googling the second nigger name revealed some interesting stories, lady had a heart attack and these disemfranchized yoofs decided to steal her jewelry. You'd think they'd go to prison right?
Better get a (((lawyer))) Jamal...

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>tfw a bugaboo family moved upstairs
>aww shit, here goes the neighborhood
>go to meet them, to try being neighborly
>a black sistah with a wig opened the door
>whucchu waunt?
>hey my name's user, her is my wife femanon and our son user jr.
>de fuck y'all want
>fuckthiswasabadidea.gif
>all of a sudden a booming voice from deep inside a living room
>Alexandria-LeVone enough with the ghetto talk
>and invite our neighbors in
>a big (6'6 maybe taller man waltzes in to frame)
>apologizes and shakes my hand
>his name is Charles
>he is a minister
>well spoken
>friendly
>keeps his wife in line
>they have a son named Plato and a daughter name La'something-fa
>son is six, knows how to read and write
>daughter is 9 and is a literal monkey
I ask you this, fellow Sup Forumsacks. Do the name have some kind of affect on development of the brain or something. Because that shit was surreal

Also, they moved here from new Orleans, can some American anons tell me anything about culture there?

It's culture, my dude. Charles must have had a better time keeping his son on the right track.

Niggers can't read or write but legally they have to put something on the birth certificate.

Black men, when staying in the family, can produce decent kids. Black woman are the poison that prevents this from happening.

Since they have no sense of real history or tradition they usually choose a name by how it sounds not by it's meaning or historical significance.

I live an hour's drive away from N.O. Nice place, but the projects have deep rooted thug culture. It seeps out into a general poverty line regardless of race. It's kind of depressing desu, but it seems like the guy you're talking about has been successful enough to have pulled free from it.

Bayou, hurricane katrina, shrimp, okra, jazz

New Orleans - if Charles is a preacher then you're good, he'll prevent his son from reaching big status. Religious black homes tend to be very traditional, especially in the south. His wife can cook some good ass food that'll set your mouth on fire

> t b h is converted to desu
I deserved that

I think they also don't value work, hence naming their spawn in such a way that they will never work anywhere that doesn't have a deep fat fryer.

they do, there's just no way to put the clicks and lip smack sounds into readable text

Nigs gonna Nog

Different babydaddy, famalam.

Even here in Mexico they have weird ass names.

Both names have a specific meaning in a rare dialect from the African continent that translates to "Dum Nigga"

Some niggers name that was in my class

lurk for like 2 years before posting

those weird ass ghetto nigga names come from New Orleans, right?
A lot of them sound french-ish

Yeah, when we talked, he told us that he wanted to move for a while, to get away from the "dangerous" influence that their neighbors had on his kids and as luck would have it, he found a Catholic church that needed an English speaking preacher here in Finland. Didn't delve into to that more. The guy looks pretty decent, been in Finland for three weeks and already organized language courses for himself and his wife. He's also spends a lot of time a church with his son, I think he's grooming him to carry the torch. His wife is annoying, tho. Way too loud when he's not around. All in all US blacks > Kenyans > dog shit > Somaliabs

>t. Jamalryone La'SharQuius de Jacksoniariuius

The third

Up until the civil rights movement black people named their kids traditional names(James,howard, Charles etc). Around the 1970s black people started using African and Arab names as a rejection of white culture. Things like Tyrone, Malik etc. Then people just started making shit up that sounds vaguely African.

Not trying to be a ((civic nationalist)) here but he sounds alright if their Christian and moved to get away from black culture. And I also know a black guy named Charles, its commom for some reason.

So Charles cucked himself by marrying her?

>Charles
Well, it's not common in Finland. Usually blacks here are called Muhammad or Ahmed. Fucking Somalis.

Also this.
Blacks absolutely love biblical names, though the name usually depends on the quality of the upbringing.

In some ways I appreciate it, as it makes it easy to tell whether you're dealing with a nigger when you have nothing more to go on than a name. I also suspect it's their attempt to assert a unique and oppositional identity, which is in itself a good thing, as it helps undermine the imagined post-racial cohesion civic nationalists insist should be the basis of American social organization.

I used to be a substitute teacher in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I lasted two years. These are some of the names I encountered:
>latrea
>dra'kkar
>slontavious
>rhodesia (i am not kidding*)
>superior
>king
>prince
>chocolat (with a "French" pronunciation: SHAW-ko-LAWT)
>magic
>alize (like that liquor)
>babylon
And my personal favorite
>wonderful

*I've in fact met more than one woman with that name. I suspect that the mothers just got the name from an old Pre-Zimbabwe globe while they were pregnant and sitting in some geography class, not paying attention. I encountered more than a dozen people named after African states: Mali, Algeria, Tunisia, etc. There's actually a famous black American baseball player named Nyjer Morgan, named for Niger.

I remember I saw a documentary about crime, don't remember the name, but they brought up a study relating that people with uncultured names (names that don't belong to the native culture/country) have a harder time adapting to the native culture and are more likely to turn to crime. The guy cited an example of two twins one with a normal name like James and a Trayvondrious. Trayvondrious turned to crime as a teen ager while his brother became a white collar worker. I'm sure that is an outlier, but still, it makes some sense as to why the Niggest nigga is Drawquon

It's the same reason as the "slave name" stuff. They wuz kangz boi. Reject whitey and convert to Islam. That's true African and shiet.

Once the baby's mama narrows the list of possible sires down to the 5 or 6 men she slept with in the pregnancy timeline, she takes a syllable or few letters of each guys' name to hedge their bets.
e.g. DaQuaEarlLaVonRoy

No idea what goes on in the minds of the BT-1000s that name their kids Listerenè or Tyreesescup, though.

Go to New Orleans sometime user. It is another world. No place like it.

I went to a convention once that has a free bar. I spotted Alize and having heard Snoop mention it and being it was free, I decided to try some.

Holy fuck it was horrible.

new orleans is nigger central, so is alabama and atlanta georgia, they should all be purged.

I hope another hurricane hits new orleans, fuck that city

yea cause when something is good people emulate it, instead niggers invade white places.

now all the displaced niggers from new orleans are in texas, dallas and houston. I hope the spics kill them all.

My name is Daquantrius Decimus Johnson, commander of the armies of North Street, general of the Crip legions, loyal servant to the true president, Barack Obama. Father to an abandoned son, boyfriend to a murdered baby mama, and I will have your wallet, in this life or the next.

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^This right here

There was a girl named Malaria working at a fast food place around here.

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>Be me
>Working ER in Detroit.
>Coworkers names are Aquanetta and Takeila.

>file reports at my current job

"So what's your name?"
>David Jones
"Okay thanks. Sorry you're going through this but Ill file your report immediately."
>Task done.

"So what's your name?"
>Dashawnitrius Da'Moneek Smith
"...um how do you spell that?..."
>takes an extra 2-3 minutes because they can barely spell/pronounce their own name and I have to try not to laugh the entire time

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Why don't they convert to Voodoo or Orisha-worship? At least those are actual African religions.

Was it Freakanomics? There was a solid section on that in the beginning of the film.

I wonder how many are named Ebola.

Yes, I think so. I might watch it again.
youtu.be/R9TWt_9ARrg
Yes, it was freakonomics.

English is beyond their understanding.

>Tyrone

Tyrone is an Irish name though

will take spics over niggers any day, anytime

>AYO HOL UP "smack lips" my name is Tonquell Quanique DaQueen LeBrown Lorell"

been conquered by so many different people that it's basically every culture on earths names thrown into one name and it comes out like

BALADINGCHANGHAKEEM CHARLESANDERSHAY

>esq.

Where is his law degree from?

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I knew an old colored lady named "Female1"

It's a combination of a few things. The first is a French influence from Louisiana. The second is a mildly narcissistic preference for being "special" rather than fitting in. Finally, there is a nationalist element to it, in which they want to have a cultrue of their own, separate and apart from America's white culture.

Clicks dont convert to English all that well

It's mostly because their dumb and illiterate.

>le why do niggers do dumb things

gee maybe it's because they're fucking dumb

It ain't just a black thing.

From the Jurassic period?

I lived in New Orleans and you will not believe the amount of blacks who go there for their "heritage" WE WUZ JAZZ PLAYERS AND SHET Yet, many go there from northern states like New York. It is completely sad, the crime wave that has been going on in reason years was caused by outsiders stirring shit up with the other blacks.The darker ones think that the word Creole is a term for all blacks. I remember once when I was younger one of these carpet bagger niggers started to harass my neighbor for have the same last name. Like he was expecting some poor old woman to be his meal ticket. The worse part is that the woman's family came to America well after slavery has ended.

Because they heard latin once and thought it sounded cool.

kek

I...

I MUST KNOW. What was Wonderful's last name? The last name could really make or break that awesome first name.

Also on the "stupid black people's names" scale "Wonderful" is actually decent and overlaps into the "stupid white hippie's names" zone.

Underrated post.

Let your 5 year old name that puppy and then you'll understand.

I've always wondered about this too, specially why they add De- (DeShawn Jackson, for example) and Le (LeBron James) to their names. Are they trying to pass them off as Romance Language names?

Get convicted enough times and you get an honorary law degree based on experience.

>reject whiteys names
>do not reject whiteys cash

lol stay missing u fuckin nig

they think french is some high class thing, when the rest of us whites think most of the french are stick up their ass, or a nigger, I really don't even consider french people white anymore

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Doesn't the official naming bureau say "cut that shit out" when you try to come up with a unique name? Then they hand over a book of official names you can choose from?

I am obviously a virgin.

>rhodesia
S H O R T
H
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They mix quasi french and islamic names or plain make shit upz

I read it started in the 70's

they all look the same, nigger skin, nigger eyes, nigger hair

if they named themself all john it would be the smartest thing in the world cause it would be harder to catch them when they commit crimes, but they're pavement apes that can't see that advantage.

Costco

They have an obsession with royalty, so they give pseudo-genteel names, derived from fancy sounding Roman/French phonemes to their child.
It's like how Black people used to name their children after famous classical figures, like Virgil or Julius or Darius

There's more to a name. A name, in bare essense, implies an inherited sense of morality.

What do I mean. A man's name is the last thing he has to connect him with lineage and tradition. It is the last thing that reminds him he didn't just one day spring from the ground, but is expected to uphold a certain measure of performance akin to his name, lest he spoils it for those to come after him.

Nigs on the other hand, have no tradition to uphold, no intricate tendency to name their offspring after an illustrious forefather.

Altogether, not having any pride in your given name implies you're only worth to be called by a collective denomination:

tl;dr "Nigger" is not a swear word. It is a classification.

Honestly, are you even asking yourself the question?

Just imagine the situation, a nigger being told by anyone she can't name her kid whatever she fucking want and get told she is to choose one from a [white man] book.

Anyone can figure out the result, so it ain't no surprise we hear such names being given.

>Doesn't the official naming bureau
See flag, checks out.

Not in America. In Europe and Australia I've only ever heard of names being rejected (on birth certificates) if you try to name your kid Hitler. Any ching chong nigger lip flap crap name is fine, just not Hitler.

um, that would be racist and discriminatory.....

fuck you bigot

I should go through my old highschool yearbook and test this. Chris is a programmer. Mark is in real estate. Latavious is in jail.

Most likely murdered in da hood

>>t. Earl Jamalryone La'SharQuius de Jacksoniariuius the Third of Yestershire