>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Heading into dem real hours now, check yo keys Robert
Oliver Fisher
Celebrating new thread with fresh bingo OC
Michael Hall
>DeVonte Appleton
kek
Mason Gomez
repostan
Evan Sanders
Fag
Colton Fisher
remember to make our new friends feel welcome.
Liam White
Nice bread senpai, Robert would be pleased
Jose Barnes
Tonight I've learned that police work is all chaos and confusion
Police officers actually put up with a lot of bullshit
Jordan Wright
>devonte Appleton
Parker Richardson
i love it
Isaac Green
...
Ayden Diaz
ponyfags must assimilate to our board culture user. Not the other way around.
Zachary Allen
thanks for the music. makes this more interesting.
Robert Perez
oh sister you haven't even seen shit yet.
wait until real robert hours.
Matthew Myers
Dub 7s Kek has blessed Saint Robert
Josiah Mitchell
There isn't enough money in the world for me to do their job.
Dylan Carter
>8 year old boy out of control in bedroom got into the crack stash
Jordan Roberts
>8 yo boy throwing a fit
Call the cops!
James Nelson
>8 year old boy is out of control and locked himself in the bedroom shouldnt have given javon that crack in the baby bottle
Landon Robinson
Checked for crazy shit ahead!
Nathan Ward
who is this robert guy?
Jaxon Bailey
>my 8 year old is freaking out
>call 911
wat
Christopher Turner
When are real robert hours? After midnight?
Xavier Richardson
newfriend ponyfucker, right? this shit is every night in chicago
Ian Brooks
Fuck parenting amirite?
Connor Miller
>8 year old out of control
WHO /ETSUBATSU/ HERE?
Thomas Price
Real mf Robert hours
Landon Ortiz
>>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? >ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. I still don't know who Robert is
Parker Parker
Who the fuck calls cops over an 8 year old misbehaving?
Elijah Green
s a v e d
Oliver Collins
He's the king of the niggers. Or a secret code that's been posted 1000000 times in these threads.
niggers who let their son get into their coke stash
Nolan Phillips
I think we can tolerate some ponies...
Jack James
listen a while and you'll figure it out
Robert is the anti-nigger
Henry Parker
No ponyfucker, just a memer. But I've gained new respect for the shear disorder that /my little pol/ice deal with.
Juan Howard
He doesn't even have his grown up teeth to rot yet
Camden Harris
>promotion of diversity and not assimilation Kys
Luke Peterson
Robert is the night shift code for chicago cops.
Robert is our hero, Robert Cop, who constantly stalks his nemesis, Male Black.
Eli Clark
niggers who have kids at 14
Nathaniel James
...
Lucas Fisher
I dunno about the USA but here in the UK a lot of people use the police like they are a social service, usually because their parents would phone the police to end/win an argument, they grow up thinking it's absolutely fine to call the cops for anything.
Wyatt Garcia
>picture is of a police horse
be a bigger faggot.
Jack Gray
April 1st commemorative thread bumper.
Nathaniel Harris
>I still don't know who Robert is
Ethan Phillips
Sassy Latina Dispatcher is his sidekick
Angel Watson
OH SHIT, IT'S NIGGER TRINITY
Benjamin Hill
>lady says she is from the US Census
Gavin Peterson
>with the census 8PM
David Gonzalez
Netflix just added a show that is like a UK version of "cops"
They spend a lot of time making sure people have valid insurance.
Colton Gonzalez
Bitch is casing the place out not the smartest nog to be doing this at 8pm
Thomas Cruz
23yo male is off his meds and chimping out
Hunter Ward
And that they aren't watching TV without the proper documentation.
Henry Smith
>DOUBT.jpg She's gonna steal some sheeit
Dylan Russell
Calling the cops in the USA is a good way to get a loved one shot. Maybe in the UK it's safer because the britbong cops aren't constantly on edge.
Nathan Flores
Nigger's off his meds
Joshua Lopez
GET READY FOR A BAKER ACT
Kayden King
>Way-ars thayes ah-yt Alabama cops in chicago lol
Kevin Gonzalez
Could be white
Joshua Williams
Fucking kek that's noice
Lincoln Barnes
Huff?
Adam Sullivan
rape abduction in progress
Noah Rodriguez
its the code for officers, you have a number and they say robert to identify a patrol officer. So Robert10-2 is a patrol officer in tenth area, officer # 2
Nolan Young
BLACK MALE TRYING TO DRAG BLACK FEMALE INTO A CAR
Jordan Ramirez
hump?
Adam Davis
>MALE BLACK trying to drag another bitch off to a car
John Russell
Really? There's about a 0% chance it's anything but a not.
Robert Lopez
Thank you for starting these back up user, you da real MVP.
"Real Robert Hours" is a play on the "Real Nigga Hours" images that are popular among circles of darker skinned folk on Facebook. 2:00 AM (ish).
Isaac Gomez
There are a group of people trying to >help her with the details to follow
kek
Colton Johnson
>male black dragging female reverting to chimp instincts
Jason Gray
Male black is romantic af
Noah Green
Did they say stripper female?
Bentley Walker
>NIGGA ITS A DODGE
Hudson Price
I watched their "most intense" episode the other day. The cops were following a guy on a motorcycle, pulled him over for his plate or something dumb, then black male decided to get feisty and slashed the copper with his key. The wrestled on the ground for a while waiting for backup and the one cop was acting like he was about to die over a scratch on his face.
Hudson Lopez
That's just how they date user
Leo Bell
I heard huff. Hump makes more sense
Alexander Thomas
Al Bundy confirmed
Ethan Jackson
I would help her with her port request
John Garcia
An 8 year old niglet will take your life in a heartbeat.
Camden Murphy
>niggas around
>nobodys doing work
Ya think?
Brody Allen
Don Juan Del A'nigger confirmed
Dominic Flores
>Heeey! you got off early today! Keep that fucking up, Sassy Dispatch, and i will
>pack of feral teens shooting critters with pellet guns They better get inside before the nogs start doing the same goddamn thing...
Carson Wilson
Spicboy's missing
James Mitchell
Manlet inbound
Hunter Morales
I'm drinking whiskey and cokes tonight. will robert be on my case?
Josiah Scott
>Don Juan Del A'nigger confirmed Holy shit user, I spilled my rice.