/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - APPROACHING REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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first for robert

FIRST FOR ROBERT

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=WkMj-X3e7eI

Heading into dem real hours now, check yo keys Robert

Celebrating new thread with fresh bingo OC

>DeVonte Appleton

kek

repostan

Fag

remember to make our new friends feel welcome.

Nice bread senpai, Robert would be pleased

Tonight I've learned that police work is all chaos and confusion

Police officers actually put up with a lot of bullshit

>devonte Appleton

i love it

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ponyfags must assimilate to our board culture user. Not the other way around.

thanks for the music. makes this more interesting.

oh sister you haven't even seen shit yet.

wait until real robert hours.

Dub 7s
Kek has blessed Saint Robert

There isn't enough money in the world for me to do their job.

>8 year old boy out of control in bedroom
got into the crack stash

>8 yo boy throwing a fit

Call the cops!

>8 year old boy is out of control and locked himself in the bedroom
shouldnt have given javon that crack in the baby bottle

Checked for crazy shit ahead!

who is this robert guy?

>my 8 year old is freaking out

>call 911

wat

When are real robert hours? After midnight?

newfriend ponyfucker, right?
this shit is every night in chicago

Fuck parenting amirite?

>8 year old out of control

WHO /ETSUBATSU/ HERE?

Real mf Robert hours

>>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
>ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
I still don't know who Robert is

Who the fuck calls cops over an 8 year old misbehaving?

s a v e d

He's the king of the niggers. Or a secret code that's been posted 1000000 times in these threads.

I always want these to have little animations

>youarelistening.to/chicago
Who is Robert? Why does he help the city?

niggers who let their son get into their coke stash

I think we can tolerate some ponies...

listen a while and you'll figure it out

Robert is the anti-nigger

No ponyfucker, just a memer. But I've gained new respect for the shear disorder that /my little pol/ice deal with.

He doesn't even have his grown up teeth to rot yet

>promotion of diversity and not assimilation
Kys

Robert is the night shift code for chicago cops.

Robert is our hero, Robert Cop, who constantly stalks his nemesis, Male Black.

niggers who have kids at 14

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I dunno about the USA but here in the UK a lot of people use the police like they are a social service, usually because their parents would phone the police to end/win an argument, they grow up thinking it's absolutely fine to call the cops for anything.

>picture is of a police horse

be a bigger faggot.

April 1st commemorative thread bumper.

>I still don't know who Robert is

Sassy Latina Dispatcher is his sidekick

OH SHIT, IT'S NIGGER TRINITY

>lady says she is from the US Census

>with the census
8PM

Netflix just added a show that is like a UK version of "cops"

They spend a lot of time making sure people have valid insurance.

Bitch is casing the place out
not the smartest nog to be doing this at 8pm

23yo male is off his meds and chimping out

And that they aren't watching TV without the proper documentation.

>DOUBT.jpg
She's gonna steal some sheeit

Calling the cops in the USA is a good way to get a loved one shot. Maybe in the UK it's safer because the britbong cops aren't constantly on edge.

Nigger's off his meds

GET READY FOR A BAKER ACT

>Way-ars thayes ah-yt
Alabama cops in chicago lol

Could be white

Fucking kek that's noice

Huff?

rape abduction in progress

its the code for officers, you have a number and they say robert to identify a patrol officer. So Robert10-2 is a patrol officer in tenth area, officer # 2

BLACK MALE TRYING TO DRAG BLACK FEMALE INTO A CAR

hump?

>MALE BLACK trying to drag another bitch off to a car

Really? There's about a 0% chance it's anything but a not.

Thank you for starting these back up user, you da real MVP.

"Real Robert Hours" is a play on the "Real Nigga Hours" images that are popular among circles of darker skinned folk on Facebook. 2:00 AM (ish).

There are a group of people trying to
>help her
with the details to follow

kek

>male black dragging female
reverting to chimp instincts

Male black is romantic af

Did they say stripper female?

>NIGGA ITS A DODGE

I watched their "most intense" episode the other day. The cops were following a guy on a motorcycle, pulled him over for his plate or something dumb, then black male decided to get feisty and slashed the copper with his key. The wrestled on the ground for a while waiting for backup and the one cop was acting like he was about to die over a scratch on his face.

That's just how they date user

I heard huff. Hump makes more sense

Al Bundy confirmed

I would help her with her port request

An 8 year old niglet will take your life in a heartbeat.

>niggas around

>nobodys doing work


Ya think?

Don Juan Del A'nigger confirmed

>Heeey! you got off early today!
Keep that fucking up, Sassy Dispatch, and i will

>pack of feral teens shooting critters with pellet guns
They better get inside before the nogs start doing the same goddamn thing...

Spicboy's missing

Manlet inbound

I'm drinking whiskey and cokes tonight. will robert be on my case?

>Don Juan Del A'nigger confirmed
Holy shit user, I spilled my rice.

and getting stabbed to death probably

National Geographic shit

This is riviting

Drunk nugget in the ally is lit af

Pfft, I'll drop kick a mini-nig.

are you a nigger? then yes

>ITS YA MEME

Or run over by a diversity bus.

shit happenin at Walgeens

>YA MEME SANDERS COMING THROUGH