How do I convince voters I'm not gay?

>Well educated
>Well spoken
>Good looking
>Late 20's - early 30's
>Never had a girlfriend
>Virgin

How do I convince voters I'm not gay Sup Forums?

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There's literally nothing wrong with being gay

But I am not

maybe you are gay?

how can you know if you're a virgin?

wot

Lots of politicians are gay, dude. What you don't want to do is have skeletons in your closet.

I like women, it's just that I'm not interested in sexual relations right now.

Why do you want to hide that you're gay? It's 2017.

Banging a girl could work

Announce to them that you are No Hymen No Diamond master race.

Fuck some bitches.

There are successful single politicians, but generally speaking you want to have a mate to help you with the schmoozing and all that. It kind of puts your social skills or possible personality defects into the spotlight if you don't.

And also as somebody older than you, you might as well go fuck some bitches. Otherwise you're in for regret unless there is something wrong with you.

I am not gay, also I am not interested in the pursue of carnal pleasure right now.

Thanks for the advice. Indeed I would like to marry someone younger than me, to guarantee she is pure. Not right now of course, because I'm honestly not interested in a relationship at this moment.
The problem is the pressure to hurry, even one of my aunts mentioned joking the other day during my birthday "Soltero maduro, maricon seguro". Implying I should get a girlfriend soon otherwise everybody will think I'm a faggot.

>posting weebshit
>not a faggot

Quit your porn and masturbation addiction, then it will become natural to pick up girls. I had the same exact issue as you OP. This will take a few years at least before you can fully recover and get a girlfriend naturally by your own volition.

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You are probably gay then.

Leak a sex tape.

if you dont hurry up you could run out of time to get a family and wife

>avatarfagging

Pretty sure you're worse than a fag already.

>What happens when you drop a male rat into a cage with a receptive female rat?
>First, you see a frenzy of copulation.
>Then, progressively, the male tires of that particular female.
>Even if she wants more, he has had enough.
>However, replace the original female with a fresh one, and the male immediately revives and gallantly struggles to fertilize her.
>You can repeat this process with fresh females until he is completely wiped out.

Scary because I've experienced this several times. Interesting lecture. Thank you.

tell them you're into animals
at least you won't be called gay (unless you fuck male animals)

>engineers
Found the problem

Spotted the Jew.

tell them about your waifu