Brit/pol/ - Queen Elizabeth I edition

>Labour would take Britain out of the EU single market, Jeremy Corbyn says
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-labour-eu-single-market-jeremy-corbyn-leave-customs-union-immigration-maastricht-a7855621.html

>EU and Britain fail to reach agreement on half of issues in Brexit talks
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/21/eu-and-britain-fail-to-reach-agreement-on-half-of-issues-in-brexit-talks

>'F**KING HORRIBLE MORNING' Moment vile Britain First thugs call rapper (((Professor Green))) a c*** as he tries to film protest
thesun.co.uk/news/4075848/professor-green-abused-britain-first-rochdale-protest/

>Britain will allow some EU citizens with criminal records to stay after Brexi
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/20/britain-will-allow-eu-citizens-criminal-records-stay-brexit/

>Migration policy risks being made in the dark, peers warn
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40674332

>Jeremy Corbyn: Student debt write-off not a commitment
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40697326

>Anjem Choudary moved to specialist new 'jihadi jail' unit for extremists
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/23/anjem-choudary-moved-specialist-new-jihadi-jail-unit-extremists/

>Ruth Davidson calls for Conservatism 'reboot'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40699161

>Violent crime rise in North East due to 'aggressive austerity programme' which should end
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/violent-crime-rise-north-east-13370127

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have you guys ever seen "Birth of a Nation?"

it's a 3 hour silent film about the American Civil War and the rise of the KKK but I recommend watching at least the first 1.5 hours as it's some of the best cinematography I've ever seen out of the era. Elsie Stonewall a cute!
I will add to this:

it was made in 1915 but it's received numerous awards despite being a (((racist))) civil war film and was monumental in developing modern day filming techniques

I'm not even a film buff but I recognized the amount of effort and perfection that went into this film as soon as I started watching it.

Here's a link:

youtube.com/watch?v=I3kmVgQHIEY&t

Like I said, the first act (1.5 hours) is definitely worth watching. The 2nd act is a bit over the top which is probably why the NAACP tried to ban it (unsuccessfully) here in the states (lots of blackface and nigger jokes in that part).

In all honesty, it wouldn't surprise me if you can't watch it in Britain. Let me know what you all find out pls.

If you can't, let me know and I'll upload it somewhere that you can watch it.

First for Monarchism.

Still alive in this fucking creepy, creaky and weird old house.

Why are you spamming some shitty film?
Go shill it in /ptg/

Reminder that we haven't had a Monarch since 1689.

Reminder that 1689 was illegal.

Reminder that the ancient bloodline of Alfred the Great must be restored.

I'm very serious about this post

Brits love their art, but I think this is a piece of American art that you can appreciate from over 100 years ago.

Can you guys watch it at least?

Do you live by candlelight?

...

>shitty
Abo this is one of the best films of the 20th century. It's literally in the Library of Congress in order to preserve it for all of humanity until the end of time (or untill the Brave New World comes about)

There is no hope for Britain.

Whenever I've had it the figure starts at the end of my bed and slowly looms over me getting closer to my face. Not sure how long it lasts but it feels like an eternity.

I think you're right that people are snobby about them. I love how 'simple' the filming and stuff is, and they're all relatively low budget which adds to them I think.

Aye I've only ever had it lying on my back too. I do still sleep like that though but haven't had it in quite a while.

>Have you ever experienced it?

I have, a few mild cases but once where I really was fully awake/aware and couldn't move a limb, had to make a concious/deliberate attmpt to move and only broke out of it by wiggling my jaw or some weird shit, couldn't move for a good 5 secs or so, saw no figures or anything though.

Everytime i've had it i've slept on my back.

You know now that a presence is there, don't you?

Pot noodle and a cup of tea.

Life is good.

Can you feel the thickness in the air?

youtube.com/watch?v=4qTrgCWpLlM

youtube.com/watch?v=4qTrgCWpLlM

youtube.com/watch?v=4qTrgCWpLlM

I've read you're supposed to hold your breath, no idea if it works.

>it's some sort of evolutionary thing
Most definitely, like why people are scared of monsters. Sleep paralysis can also be linked to schizophrenia

Sure, but it's obviously a film tied to the American experience, why the fuck would you try and get Brits to watch it? It would be like me asking you to go read about the Kokoda trail, you could, but it wouldn't affect you profoundly because it's part of the Australian identity.

I literally couldn't care less about some dumb yanks killing other dumb yanks over something that was already outlawed in the civilized (i.e. British) parts of the world.

Just been having a read of the wiki on it and it says about 5% of people experience it regularly, though doesn't define what regularly means.

But it does agree that sleeping on one's back makes it much more likely.

It's the need to make a conscious effort to move that's most scary to me I think. The first few times it happened I basically thought I was dead.

Early 20th C painting depicting it

Think I'm out of pictures now.

I'll bet renovation user is absolutely shitting his pants out there. Those old, remote houses can get as disturbing as all hell in the dead of night.

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Because Brits literally founded America.

I thought it would be nice to point them to a video which documents the aftermath of them losing the Colonies, and also what came of cinematography as a result.

The English Civil War is more interesting anyway.

I'll TRY to remember that, can't see me rembering it though as my body goes into full panick mode

>It's the need to make a conscious effort to move that's most scary to me I think.

Yeah it's a bit like that scene in Kill Bill when Uma has to concentrate to wiggle her toes

>linked to schizophrenia
You know what its linked to...

>You know what its linked to...

Tripcodes

As a slight aside, has anybody else ever had this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

I've had it three times and it sounded like a shotgun being fired inside my head.

Whenever I've had it I've not been able to do anything to combat it. Like you will yourself, with all your mind's power, to move but nothing happens. Then after a few seconds or however long it lasts (feels like a long time but likely isn't at all) you'll blink or be able to turn your head or something and it will stop.

I do imagine it's very similar to how you would feel waking up from a coma to find out you're completely paralysed.

The schizophrenia thing makes sense I suppose. I have always blamed it on a shit sleeping pattern.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kx10MYrh4MY

the floating shadow G used to give me anxiety

>Think I'm out of pictures now.
Haven't posted 4 or 6

Just posted 6, here's 4. More an out of body experience than sleep paralysis I guess.

Nothing about Mogg becoming second favourite to succeed May when she is inevitably fucks off on a lifelong walking holiday?

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jacob-rees-mogg-next-tory-leader-betting-odds-david-davis-boris-johnson-a7856011.html

Archive shills
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I used to have sleep paralysis around the time I drank a lot.

Never happened before or after that.

>has anybody else ever had this
>exploding head syndrome

no lad but i've seen a few cases of bloaty head syndrome in my time

I saw it about ten years ago. I think the perception of it is very different because at the time it was made there was almost no stigma towards KKK, but still a very real stigma towards non-whites. Literally all the black people in it are played by white people in blackface makeup.

Quick rundown is that after the civil war, the Klan realises that having shitloads of black people in government will be a disaster because they'll put their own interests first and everyone else will suffer. They end up chasing them the fuck away. That's most of what I remember.

It's definitely a Sup Forums film, but probably not too appealing to a general audience unless you have a solid interest in classic cinema. It was one of the first epics and has a firm place in history. I think it's great for what it is, but it's not exactly one of my favourites.

>clicks give them revenue!
I don't give a shit. I use adblock anyway and I'm too lazy to archive.

Is renovationlad kill?

i only used to get that whenever i fell asleep on my back

If I fall sleep on my back I experience a falling sensation and wake up.

Thanks lad

Night everyone

Anyone ever managed to lucid dream? It's always advised that you record your dreams in detail and then look for anything that keeps occurring in them. When you find it in a future dream, you realise you're dreaming. I never found any re-occurring details so I gave up after a couple of months.

never had a lucid dream but i do keep having a reoccurring dream that i can suck my own dick

disappointed when i wake up and can't actually do it

Maybe you did learn how to do it but the excitement woke you up?

Yeh that makes sense, could be the same with me but can't really remember if it ties in.

g'night

Yeh I get that too. Hypnic jerk it's called. Apparently it's because your brain senses your muscles relaxing and reads it as if you're falling so wakes you up and makes you 'flinch' or whatever to keep you safe.

kek

I used to as a kid but haven't in a long time. I barely ever seem to remember my dreams anymore, makes sense I guess since I gave up on them a long time ago. Might try again soon.

medium.com/@OwenJones84/why-im-a-remainer-who-accepts-the-eu-referendum-result-d198dbc99c2

>The official Leave campaigns made the strategic decision to wage a poisonous xenophobic campaign which scapegoated migrants and refugees for all the multiple social injustices

But there was only one official campaign (i.e. not campaignS) and it was bluepilled as fuck on immigration. It was Leave.EU that was even remotely 'xenophobic'. Owen simply cannot be trusted to tell the truth on anything, even when he's bending his own narrative to match Corbyn's newly-announced one.

I have once , I was in a supermarket cartoon but the background was a photograph. I realised it wasn't real then tried to fuck miss krabappel from the Simpsons

Based May and Based Torries

Am I white enough pol?

What if I identify as a gun owner?

Renovationlad is dead.

Reported to the EU for hate speech.

I identify as a transgender AK-47 with a Gender Fluid tactical rail.

>bending his own narrative to match Corbyn's newly-announced one.
Playing dickhead's advocate here, Jones has been critical of the EU for a long time before he (weirdly) backed Remain. And at least he is accepting the result, unlike many remoaners who seem to think all Leave voters are thick as pigshit.

No you are spaghetti.

Bin that spaghetti

Yes. A few times. It's not as good as you think.

It isn't like a virtual reality you can control at all.

You only have limited control at best, and you'll wake up if you try to gain more. The detail in anything is absolutely minimal and most of your senses will usually not work, but you sort of don't notice. The dream resists any change you try to make and forcibly distracts you with other things. You have a kind of brain fog all the time from the lack of and control you have and the lack of ambience in the environment.

If you're thinking you can just immediately convert a dream into a sex dream with your waifu, there is absolutely no way you'll manage that. You'd have to try and have that dream in the first place realise you're dreaming, then you effectively go along with what the dream already was with some ability to influence it in a basic way. You probably wouldn't even be able to change position manually.

Renovationlad, report!

strawpoll.me/13516798

Personally I think it would be funny.

I know when Sup Forums managed to get Richard Stallman to comment on what he thought of Sup Forums, he said it was full of inane comments.

>Worshipping Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg Gotha

He'd hate it.

probably

If you do it, pick a good one.

Read my other posts you fucking mong. I bet you can't even trace the Windsor line 3 generations without google though.

I know, that's what would make it funny, most of our threads are dominated and influenced by his thinking in some way so to have him say it was full of inane racist lunatics or something like that would make for endless OC potential.

Suggestions?

When I have realised I am dreaming and tried to lucid dream, it seems that everything in the dream tries to fight against me being self aware.

As soon as I realise it is a dream and try to take control, absolute chaos happens, there are earthquakes, hurricanes, complete and total mayhem trying to push me out as a I try to bring order.

It's like my dream state is trying to push me out, I see horrors and untold demons and momsters, like they are trying to scare me awake. My only choice is to scream until I wake myself up.

The monarchy of England is illegitimate until a Stuart is returned to the throne.

That's lucid dreaming? I do that all the time.
Send him one of my king ones. or the feels one last night.

You are full of inane comments you scrote bag. Good idea though, but this place has gone to absolute shit. No point showing him now, there's only about 50 or 60 regulars left. Hitchens wouldn't give a fuck about 50 autists discussing feels, sleep paralysis and teacakes.

>send him a tweet asking what he thinks of the content in this link archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/hn7ASgIZ1vE/

They make me extremely horny. Just had a wank to his pics in previous thread. Wish I could be there with him. Hnnnggghhh.
>Astro travels to suck him off

I doubt he'd understand what the fuck he's looking at.

I appreciate your honesty, user

godspeed

(also Trump caused Brexit)

Someone please post some sad music. I want to feel some feels.

>Suggestions?
Dunno, one with minimal pruesseposting maybe?
All the threads blend into each other.

Tough shit, have some funkiness.
youtube.com/watch?v=nZ5d6EXIOHE

Hitchens doesn't give a fuck about this place. He won't even reply.

Just forget I said anything, it was a bad idea.

Fucking horrible.

Dare you to tweet Owen Jones instead.

Tweet him what?

youtube.com/watch?v=1NVOawOXxSA

Just forget I said anything, it was a bad idea.

Tell him he's a cunt.

'ur a fag'

inb4 you get arrested for hate speech

kek

Ask him out on a date. Then dominate him after.

Very nice, thanks

youtu.be/tXHj_EW_JpQ

this is bullshit women cant get depressed

Try Aphex Twin - Rhubarb

It's really sad, but nice.

Pretty sure she's a lesbian if that changes your calculations.

Strap yourself in for this one

Perfect

If you are aware it's a dream, it is lucid. There can be an extra layer where you think you're aware, but you're actually just dreaming about yourself being aware of a dream.

You have to hide your conciousness form the dream itself by going along with it until you feel in control enough, then you can start doing things manually. You can then change things but it will make you less asleep and less in control. You can become more asleep by spinning around, but that also reduces your ability to realise its a dream so you'll probably just lose awareness of that and return to a normal dream.

I've never managed to fully change the scene without stupid shit taking over or waking up.

How close are you to a mental breakdown, Rightly?

youtube.com/watch?v=261Fs5pZhOM

Great song to play while drinking far too much whiskey, smoking a full 30g pack of tobacco in one day and crying because the love of your life, the girl you thought you would marry, build a home and a life with and who would stick by your side forever, leaves you.

Not that I'd know, of course.

youtu.be/MCNtWKdi5Ds

And then 6 months later when you find she's with another person:

youtu.be/MfvcPeWO8yk

>If you are aware it's a dream, it is lucid. There can be an extra layer where you think you're aware, but you're actually just dreaming about yourself being aware of a dream.
I have dreams where something implausible happens and I realize its a dream at that point.