/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - MALE BLACK IS AT IT AGAIN EDITION

/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - MALE BLACK IS AT IT AGAIN EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


TONIGHT:
CHILDREN LEFT ALONE!
KEYS ARE CHECKED!
GRAND THEFT AUTO IN PROGRESS

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youtube.com/watch?v=ISFJhdYqujc&t=0s
wgntv.com/2017/07/23/stand-off-ends-in-south-shore-neighborhood/
youarelistening.to/chicago
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

dare i say first?

Thanks OP.
Keys checked for inevitable coonery.

Evening, Roberts. Anybody know what SWAT got called out for last night?

saw something last night about the SWAT team getting called out

what ended up happening

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
is this working for anyone? For some reason I can't listen to it.

Working fine for me.

>unknown female is harassing lenardo with a broom

Tim Pool did some night crawling the Chicago Shootings a few nights back

youtube.com/watch?v=ISFJhdYqujc&t=0s

>really drunk friend on a jetski

A shots fired / domestic / hostage event according to:
wgntv.com/2017/07/23/stand-off-ends-in-south-shore-neighborhood/

>child's father put a cigarette out on the child's face
>EMS refused

NiggerParenting.jpg

...

Evening fellow Roberts... comfy hours are upon us... check yo keys and spread the cheese.

>car set on fire behind the Burger King

reporting for duty there, bob

Did the dispatch web feed die or is it just me?

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
I can't listen to it either because the page doesn't load. Do you live outside the area? I'm on the west coast.

Check them mother fuckin keys Robert.

Any other Roberts having trouble reaching the stream? Check you keys!

East coast here, link is no good

STL here, no good

The entire www.broadcastify.com site doesn't load for me.

ambient feed youarelistening.to/chicago
is working for me

Thank you, Robert. This is clearly an act of sabotage by the enemy! Who would've thought?! Major happenings tonight?

I hear only music, no talking.

Male Black has struck down Brodcastify. Ambient music plays but not CPD. You win this round Male Black!

hmm weird. keep trying.
>units standby for shift change

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web is working for me but the one on the ambient stream isn't. It's done that a few times over the last week.

it is time...RRH

>the male is tearing her clothes off

>male tearing her clothes off.
OH MY

Don't rush to judgement everyone. It might be a Muslim.

>seven males beating a female

>shots fired in the alley
how many dammit

The broadcastify website is down for me. Anyone else?

>3 male blacks walking toward the railroad tracks with guns
train heist incoming

It's still down for me.

Works fine for me. You using the direct link or the ambient music one?

>amberlamps needed

Down for me too.

down for me too, not just the Chicongo feed, but everything

I keep trying both. No luck.

>disturbance at Hooters

Just my contribution to comfy... 'cause they look so comfy...

>suicide after sexual assault.

It just came back up for me.

The stream's working again! Check it out everyone.

>male beaners in a crown vic impersonating cops

>car with two Hispanics who were trying to pull people over
>going northbound
We need to go high tech with this shit and use our autism to make a google map of all the crimes and addresses

we wouldn't be able to populate it fast enough

>Robert needs petrol.
......did a bong run off to chiarq to fight male black?

>holding a guitar and a knife

>woman took photo of homeless man who did not want photo taken, so swung an umbrella at her

>homeless male didn't want picture taken by a couple
>swings an umbrella at them

Oh my god, Chiraq is crazy...

Is this your first night here, Robert?

More or less, i didnt knew this was a thing? They have sites that eavesdrop on dispatchers??

What the craziest shit you remember hearing via the dispatcher?

user calls in

>four men broke in to the church and unloading items in to van
*sigh* Where's god wrath when you need it?

>black youths getting ready to fight at the red line

>male black threw a stick of TNT on the portch of a lady who called in a noise complaint
>suicidal man shooting in park, cops talked him down
>two asian males holding unknown male off bridge while asian female watched
>too many shooting stories
>a three year old got shot somehow last night.
>many many more stories like these

Vengeance shall be his, Robert. These fools are gonna burn in hell for sure.

>sister comitted suicide then her boyfriend did two in the same day
I kinda felt bad for that woman.

>male spic crawling up the side of the building looking in the window
we got spiderman spic tonight

Oh wow some guy slit his wrists

>tammy calling from nat. suicide hotline saying "anther" slit his wrists and that's all we have.

Arthur slit his wrists

F

F

>Slit his wrists.
Remeber, it's down the road not across the street.

I think I heard "Arthur"

I've been saying for years we need to bring Paladins back.

>over a dozen gang members fighting in the street with hatchets and machetes
>male asian stabbing three male blacks who tried to carjack him
>male black getting beaten and robbed by a tranny hooker
>gunshot wound entering the buttocks and exiting through the testicles
>pic related

>male black threw a stick of TNT on the portch of a lady who called in a noise complaint

WHAT THE FUCK

when the fuck was this
story?

>how the fuck did male black get his hands on high explosives

Forgot about the FBI agents getting carjacked with SWAT gear and an M4 in the car.

I laughed way too hard about how true that is.

muh nuts

During the 4th of july. Don't know the story really, but it was removed by the disposal unit about 35min later.

Thanks, it's working now.

nogs stealing a light pole with the wires still attached

>female Hispanic with no shirt on refusing to leave

>female Hispanic 280lbs with no shirt on and wearing grey sweatpants causing a disturbance

>3 adults one child intoxicated and fighting with a 17/yo.

>male beaten with lead pipe and bleeding profusely
F

>send someone over for filming without permit
dispatch "nope, no one available

>absolutely nobody available
why you can get away with petty things in some cities

>open radio
That's the equivalent of leaving a mic hot?

Yea

Yes. That's why they are always being asked to check their keys.

I'm just fucking waiting for that gun to show up, only for the auto-sear, BCG, trigger, any optics/threaded barrel/suppressor it had, and giggle-switch to have been removed and sold for some absurd amount.

... What???
No, wait... Why? What the fuck are they gonna do with a fucking streetlight??? Plug it in? Use it in the living room? Light their backyard?
And they thought no one would notice a fucking streetlight missing, let along towering over their house or sticking out the window???
I live an hour away from chiraq. Not far enough.

I couldn't tell you. What's scrap metal going for these days?

I don't know user but I have tried to steal a streetlight with my friends after drinking. Someone knocked it over that night so we thought we'd take it.

no

selling it for scrap probably.
Nogs also stole a fence one night...no shit.

Anyone smart has the rifle hidden under their bed waiting for the heat to come off of it. I personally want to see what crime it's used for when found.

It's working fine for me.

alright ill admit it i dont know what the deal is here, why is there one guy named robert and who the fuck is he?

He is the hero a city does not deserve....

>wife in helicopter jeans has been drinking and got kicked out of the building,.

Robert is the hero Chiraq needs, but doesn't deserve.

And a hot water heater. And a fire hydrant. And manhole covers.