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What would you do if you had 20 000$ USD, Sup Forums?

Invest?

Doomsday prep?

Buy titties?

Ultimate vidya?

What is the best use of a man's hard earned money, besides raising a family and supporting his wife?

butt implants for the wife, obviously

I'd likely invest it in honest companies.
That way I could buy the rest if I saw it fit.

Throw it at the down payment for a house

That is disgusting.
Cosmetic surgery was a mistake.

I'd put it towards a college education.

I have 70k and don't know what to do with it

I'd invest it in some stocks.

buy some guns legally and off the street then stock pile on ammo

Down payment

Sauce?

Some stock investments, but more importantly i would pay all my debts

I've got $30,910.89

ultimate vidya...

git gud
win evo

buy titties

$20k isn't a lot of money at all. I got about $150k in stocks and $30k in checking. I'm still a penny pinching fuck too.

we got kikesauce here. this guy is kikin' for sauce. don't be dumb goyim.

you could probably just buy half your country

Lmao, so fucking shameful to get implants.

It's not real, just a smoke screen.

That's why hoes get pissed when you call their shit fake, it's real to them.

Bitcoin

$19,000 worth of dildos
$1,000 worth of 7.63 ammo

>Hang dildos from ceiling, attach to walls, upright on floor
>Call police saying Ive got a gun and am about to kill someone
>Start fight with police
>Use up all of my ammo
>Cops try to break in
>DildosEverywhere.jpg
>Cops break into my bedroom
>mfw they just waded through 100s of dildos to arrest me

Why?

WHY?!?!

Waste 10k on a new ride.

VTSAX + VTIAX

Anything besides STEM or business work is a joke.

Eat her ass

Yours is less funny

I would likely give $10,000 to my mother, $5,000 to PAWS - a local charity that helps people with pet-related expenses - $3,000 to ARC - a charity that helps the disabled - and spend $2,000 on new furniture, glasses, clothes, electronics, and video games, in that order.

>What would you do if you had 20 000$ USD, Sup Forums?

Travel for a couple months.

land, preferable farmable land.

This.

>$20,000
Nothing?

That's not real money yet. I have that. $15,000 is a security fund, so that leaves $5,000 left. I'd do exactly what I'm doing now: Save another $60,000 for a 20% down payment on an investment property.

Give it to a shitskin,fucking leaf.

At my age

Invest/make powerful friends

I hear that I only have £30k and I haven't got a clue what to do with it

Use it to get the fuck out of this disgusting civilization and go live in some hut in the tropics for $5k a year or less. Get some beach bum job. Watch the Happening from a hammock.

Nothing left to buy or save for here. Cunts especially. Pay to get away from them.

Donate it all to Goldstein Holocaust reparations.

all in buttcoin

Pay away my denbts and get drivers license. Im a simple man so i would be fine with that, wouldnt have to go to work with bike every day, its bullshit when it rains

medical marijuana stock

Build a prototype of a giant robot arm that uppercuts niggers and other shitskins into space

Wonder where the rest of my money went.

Buy a small commieblock apartment and enjoy passive infome for the next few decades.

pay off my debts and move out of my shithole neighbourhood

Put it in a better currency, like bitcoin.

>20k

you can't do hardly anything
20k is tiny tiny small small fuck you thinking its big

>Step 1: buy Emu eggs
>Step 2: Raise Emus as your own, making sure to imprint yourself onto it
>Step 3: Overthrow government with Emu army
>Step 4: Kneel to the Bogdanoffs.

Put it aside for a while, see if the housing market goes down as many are predicting.

Swoop in -- and you have your downpayment.

I had 20k.
It took about 6 months to blow through it. Traveled to NY a few times, bought a new iMac, did a bunch of Molly, made poor investments. 20k is chump change. Even 100k is gone before you know it.

Faggiest shit I ever heard

Pay off my debts. If you're reading this, don't borrow money.

Pay off my car.

I SAVE THIS GIF FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 5K RESOLUTION, 1,000 FPS, MOST SITES WON'T RENDER THAT FRAMERATE PROPERLY. KINDLY GO BACK TO HAVING SEX WITH CHILDREN YOU FUCKING MUSLIM. DEATH TO ENGLAND. 14/88 IRISH ETHNOSTATE.

pay off my credit card and student loans since they're both low, then spend the 12ish thousand left helping my parents get their financial affairs in order

A hell of a weekend in las vegas with strippers booze and weed. Save some for a used car.

t. Americaans

you're a faggot or 12 years old.

let's spend every dollar jew trap

20,000$ is not very much money.
Like good luck doing anything worthwhile.
Investing with banks is safe but doesn't yield a noticeable return for many years. It's not a large enough amount to buy into stocks that matter.
I'd just keep it in the bank and continue normal day to day shit.
Maybe take a vacation.

pay some african warlord all of it so he could remove dindus. don't care who, only that.

hahahahahaha

I would do what I am doing right now.

$20,000 isn't enough money to do anything crazy with. I would pay off the rest of my student loans and car loan and leave the rest of it in my savings account.

I mean, if it's whatever...not much money...vacation...hookers n blow...

checks out, no one needs more than a shitwagon to get around desu

>1000 fps
Show me a display with more than 240hz refresh rate kiddo.

Buy a house in the south or midwest.

20,000 1$ scratchies.

BBBRRRAAAAAAPPPP!!!

Buy bitcoin

Hookers and blow

pay off debt

Travel around with the gf
Probably pay some courses

...

Break it in half

$10,000 in savings/ a stock porfolio

$10,000 to wander the country on foot for as long as that lasts.

Leave canada move to new Hampshire but a gun and kill my self.
Fuck it and fuck everyone.

Give it to me so I can spend it on hookers and cocaine

$20000 is this all? probably invest it wouldn't even buy me a cuck shed in this country

>besides raising a family and supporting his wife?
Gas as many Jews as you can
Then as they close in on you
gas yourself

I'm jealous

buy a wind generator and don't have to pay the jews money

buy an even taller fence for my land, and one of those "Missing" M60's.

Hippity hoppity get off my property

buy a couple guns and toss the rest on the mortgage

hope it's invested in something

if not, at least open a vanguard account or something and make a few shekels off it

t. had $130k until buying a house three weeks ago

>I'm still a penny pinching fuck too.
I'd take it over being a profligate fuckwit like most cunts are these days

Become a NEET

Pay off my 19,000 in debt. The other K i would put into a low yield savings account.

I have 20000.
Well, I keep them in the bank account so I can save up for a house.

I'll tell ya what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time man.

I have a bit more than that stored in my bank account, I'm unemployed and with and high school degree.

20k is the result of no smoking, only 1 meal per day, no holidays, and some shitty subpar jobs here and there.

I'm really afraid to invest, because I still do not have any steady income, and that's basically my last refuge for survival.

I almost had that much a couple months ago.
Saved up most of the money I made working at a retail gig while still living with family.
Going back to college is why my savings didn't quite hit the 20k mark.
Took 2 years to go from 2k in savings to 19k.

20k is nothing, I guess I may aswell throw it into various cryptos, otherwise more money to buy girl outfits and dolls with.

*brap**brap**brap**brap**brap*

Fuckin a. Hey Peter man!

I just inherited 3.5-4m (depends on how much I can get for the real estate)
I just started sorting myself out and stopped wanting to be a NEET. So I want to just save it and use it as a cushion to find a career I can enjoy without stress
my concern is that a lot of it is invested right now with apparently a top money guy here, but I've heard from a lot of people that very people can beat the market reliably, and their commission is often more than the ROI
what are Sup Forumss thoughts on large market investments?

>tfw someone close to me had to die for me to finally live without stress
feels bad

very few people*

Invest in bitcoin right now as it dropped below 2k usd. Its rising fast

P-post pictures of girl outfits

Stop going nuclear over ladyboys.

Roulette double or nothing until it's 80k, then donate to this worthy cause.

I would buy crypto currency. Specifically ARK

>134741794
look at the flaggot finger shit all over the board
this is the future lads

Pay off 20% of my student loans.


THANKS JEWS

You have 100k in student loans?
What are you, a phd?

Also
>go from neet alcoholic to productive member of society.
>finally break out from paycheck to paycheck at 29.
>save 25k in first 6 months
>agree with everyone that 20k ain't shit.
>Tfw used to be happy with some vodka and hotpockets :(

Not much but a start.
First I would draw up a budget, buy a nice suite and get a good haircut and begin applying for better employment. That should be no more than a few hundred dollars at the very very most. Those in hand I would use those adjustments to leverage interviews for a higher paying job while setting aside 2K to finance bringing my fiancee from over seas and the rest would be invested in several individual bonds (not mutual funds for the love of god not those). Once the employment is secured that 20K will be out of reach for a while but it'll come back with interest as well as a few very immediate life goals would be resolved. But that's me.