Tfw my sister called me an anti-semite and I told her to go suck shlomo's dick and get back in the oven

>tfw my sister called me an anti-semite and I told her to go suck shlomo's dick and get back in the oven
>now she won't drive me to work anymore and I have to take public transport like some abo

Females were a mistake

You did good OP I'm proud of you

>wow sis, riding transport with all those minorities really makes me love jews now. Really activated my almonds.

honestly if u cant get a perfect 10/10 white girl with black hair ( really dark brown ) and blue eyes you are a failure as a white guy.

and yes i do have that

Why can't you drive?

>lives in madmax land
>doesn't own a car

>be Australian
>be stupid

not big surprize

>unironically enjoying my sloppy seconds

Top cuck, poof

Good shit post son but Saged because it wasn't funny

i am sloppy seconds myself (even moreso)
get good kid

u r 2 sane for this world

Similar situation man, mum caught me using the N word on Facebook in one of those circlejerk groups that are just like Sup Forums and Sup Forums & now i'm grounded

the only thing more pathetic than relying on centrelink gibs is relying on your fucking sister.

Slash her tires

Nice one, Bryan

My dad caught me putting up a Socialist Alternative poster in my room. He called me a poofter and told me that none of the blokes at work wanted anything to do with those stupid cunts and the only people in the CFEMU were bearded old cunts from the 60s and weak shits working as "lollipop ladies."

Now he cancelled my phone plan ;_;

This picture must be satire...right?

Sup Forums is for adults.

>Not getting the fashbus to work
>Sister isn't literally in the oven
OP is a faggot

I saw these on a trip to New York and I flipped my shit

>need sister to drive you around
>females were a mistake
hmmm...

sort yourself out bucko

>be Russian

Fuck 'er right in the pussy. That'll teach her.

This happened to me once. You will be friends again soon.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you moron.

...

I would laugh at you, but there's nothing more redpilled than having a woman drive you around. A nigger maybe.