Salaam allaykum, I'm here for the job interview

>salaam allaykum, I'm here for the job interview

Give the job interview as usual to avoid being sued. Don't give her the job because there will be a better candidate anyways.

what job?

hotel front desk...you can see me smiling with my eyes

>implying her husband allows her to work

>hires for those government good boy tax credits

>now go clean the puke on floor 5

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Excellent, we like your credentials. Do you have a driver's licence?

It says here you are 37 years old and have never had a job or any volunteer work.

Also, you smell like hot clay and dog shit.

>I have a few more interviews to do this week, I'll call you if we're interested.

absolutely haram

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That body-covering garb is against the dress code, change into a business suit

Excellent.
We like women here who are moral and dedicated to God.
Welcome aboard!

BOOM!

>allaykum
>allay
>ay
>ayys lmao

Hot as fuck, my dick is rock

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sorry ma'am but you'll need a working visa because of brexit

Better not hire her i hear she has an explosive personality

Sure thing, we are looking for extras for the next Indiana Jones movie.

Sorry, what? I can't hear you. You'll have to speak up?

What?

I'm quite deaf, and I'm having trouble hearing you without reading your lips? Can you take off your niqab to accommodate me?

No?

Into the trash it goes. Disability>Regligion.

Thx

This is a church.

kek

also fpbp

I'm sorry Ma'am but it's just not the right time to hire your kind at this moment. I know your ninja skills must be impeccable but the economy is picking up so I just don;t see the need for stealth infiltrations in order to steal competitors secrets or to assassinate their leadership. I will however keep you in our files in case we have need of someone with excellent throwing star and katana skills.

What did I expect

i see, ehh. thing is.. i.. I gave it to my mother, now get out!!

Excuse me but we cannot hire you simple because we already have enough trash bags