Hoppean Ancap

Any fellow hoppean ancaps out there?

Hi.

Yo

>ANCAP
>supports fascism

Kill yourself shill, You are no patriot, you are a KEK.

Reporting in...

Could National-Sicoalist-Green-Libertarianism actually work though?

>*Socialist
Actually, let's take that out, Nationalist-Green-Linertarianism.

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oh fuck it.

you ok?

Heil Hermann.

You're retarded.

Natsoc =/= fascism

The autist ancap strikes again, go to Somalia and get AIDS you fucking trash.

hi

Where the fuck did this no roads shit come from? How fucking difficult is it to understand what the fuck a toll road is?

it's a joke about statists asking "but who will build muh roads?", thinking only the state can provide infrastructure

There actually was a party called the National Socialist Libertarian Green Party but they shut down because some kid who posted in their forums went on a shooting spree

Someone should add the gommunism genaral copypasta to the pros of /cg/.

See, here's what I've always despised about ancaps and libertarians. You people are just ideological self-jackoffs, that have a disgusting holier than thou hippy bullshit nap-really-means-pacifism kilter to you, that you can profess in your little D&D-esque sized social group, jerking each other off about just how nice and peacey nice you all feel.
I never liked that about libertarians while I considered myself one. I knew it was always going nowhere, while worser ideas would progress.
The reactionary always appealed to me more. I thought it was my civic nationalism that made me feel that way, but no. That wasn't it. It was because let's face it, as an ancap hippyboi, you are a little Bitch, to anyone who just so happen to say fuck the nap.

Hurpa durpa der Imma get'chu with my machine gun and missiles for trespassing, yes that so cute, but in the end, no. No, you're gonna pay your taxes like a good bitch to whoever damn well tells you to, always and for life, to the greatest pleasure of marxist communists, because you wanna die on your sword of ultra-purist n.a.p. hippy bullshit.
I o.t.o.h., want to throw marxist fuckers out of helicopters. That. Sounds. BASED.
The first time I heard of Hoppe and Pinochet and other such things even existing, I was automatically convinced. It was exactly how I felt about such matters.
Marxists don't belong in some little group somewhere plotting to frickin' Kill You, if they can't Enslave You, and left along until they show up literally on your freaking doorstep. They belong 10,000 feet in the air. They belong, in the oven.

Oh I didn't understand it was tongue-in-cheek. So it really is true, the best argument against AnCap is a fucking meme.

How does an ancap society deal with war against a major power?

How can Hoppeans claim to be libertarian when they praise Nazi-ism, Pinochet and Reagan?

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Let's deconstruct what you're saying -
>if they attack first, in violation of the NAP
Every decent AnCap should defend the idea that at this point, all lolbertarian states would come to the defense of the attacked state, because the violation of the NAP is ultimately an attack on us all. If nothing else, mathematically a contract of "if someone attacks you, we will help, and vice versa" is always nash equilibria if you assume both parties follow the NAP.
>attack the gommunists
You can go on your crusade by yourself, faggot. If they aren't on my property, I don't give a shit.

>implying these are 2 different solutions and good at the same time

holy shit fucken' saved. I've argued these exact points my entire life and finally I find the token white guy I need to cite for them.

>Every decent AnCap should defend the idea that at this point

Will ya? Will ya??? Am skeptical. FFS, 5 fucking words later:
>You can go on your crusade by yourself, faggot. If they aren't on my property, I don't give a shit.

Like I said, you're a hippyfuck, jacking your ego cock, because you wanna feel all righteousy nicey, and fuck all your feeling. You won't do jack. You'll do about as much when the taxman comes around. Suckle cocks.

Daily reminder that any political ideology without a plausible plan of action to implement it is just autism.

I love Hoppe.

Why are you attacking the gommies? Don't you understand their ideology is a failed one that will in due course yield to the unbridled might of capitalist? Why are you trying to suck me into your failed attempt to seize oil from barbarian savages in the Middle East?

liberal democracy is a scam. monarchy and free enterprise is the natural way

How do you elect the king?

I was once a dumb ancap/libertarian too

nice image, saved
if we had free market capitalism roads would have been done away with decades ago.
>Hoppean
>dont praise Nazis
>know 6 gorillion is a lie
>Pinochet did nothing wrong
>never heard of an ancap who likes Reagan
>however I am convinced he would have been a good president if the government didnt blackmail him with death

whoever starts the revolution. if he betrays us we will kill him

at this point I would let Hoppe do it if he were still alive

Lol no. I don't pay taxes, sell drugs, and horde guns. Hi ATF, IRS, FBI, and FDA I'm ready cause you ain't gonna find evidence. Ps I don't give a fuck about the nap and use force unless I like you

its the other way arround

till the state is hostile to us, minimize it

once cleansed of sub tier lifeforms, switch to the superior ideology - National Socialism

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oh yeah

Yes

The existence of communists anywhere near your state is a violation of the NAP faggot.

>Non-aggression principle - don't start wars faggot.
I don't see how communists that are not near my property violate the NAP? The closest thing to the gommunists near me is the US army recruiting post, so please leave me and my autistic friend alone.

>wondering why people who want to seize the means of production through revolutionary, violent, force or through subversion are walking violations of the NAP
Pretty obvious.

saved

pic related

lol nope

That's going too far unless they're literally knocking on your doorstep or within the communist state's military power projection zone.

Oh fugg.

lurk more, post less

Notice how the pacifist quickly hisses at the army recruiting post, revealing it's innate pacifism irrespective of economic/social ideology.
Maye an army recruitment post always be closer to him than a communist. It's the only thing keeping the communist from him.

Or what? You'll cry until they make yet another board?

I follow dharma, faggot.

dump lolbertarians get off my board reeeeeeeeeee

sup niggers

as a libertarian i have to say modeling your libertarian sub-ideology after communism doesn't sound like such a great idea

trying to find a new place to live

too many spics in texas?

yup

how did u know?

i live in california