Could someone post a chart or something of all the typical face structures for different European countries/cultures ?

Could someone post a chart or something of all the typical face structures for different European countries/cultures ?

Simply, because I have absolute no idea what I am. I know that my great grandparents have lived here and that my great grandfather has served in the German army in WWII (in Austria)

For help I could post a picture of my face from the side?

Also pic not much related, but I hate the voting system that we have. Because just because the capital cities with our only universities (all liberal students) voted for the liberal party, it won.

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Pretty sure 23andme works for your country, just not health reports. Do that if you want real accuracy.

Just watch Game of Thrones to see typical white Brits. All the Starks, half the Lannisters, all the Tyrells, they just look like normal British people to me.

Do a DNA test

Don't think I have british genes?? I mean one of my family members lives there I believe or has lived there until he/she died

That's the next thing I'll probably do, but before i spend money, I'd like to try something free

What makes you think you aren't german?

My nose. Don't have a typical german name and everytime I try to google it, a slavic name chart comes up (even though I can't find it in there) But if I search it on the whole world it comes up that people with that name come from Austria, Germany, America (emigrated from Austria) and Czech Republic

>My nose.
You probably dinarid, it is the southest subclass of germans, would you say you look a bit balkan?
If so there is a great possibillity you are dinarid, because many germans got mixed up in the times after we lost those regions.
would need to see your nose or try to draw the form of it in paint.
Also czech was also german not so long ago so you could also have german ancestors from there

There isn't a typical facial structure, i saw many brits that looked like slavs (Daniel Craig is an example), but there are certain types that are more frequent regionally, even inside of the country. Austria (outside of Tyrole) is a bit like Czech and East Germany, they're slavic-germanic, in Austria's case italian and balkanic are also part of it. Pic related are the possible cluster results of an Austrian friend of mine.

Side shots tend to look bad in my opinion.

I assume you have brown eyes too.
Do you live in the south then it is pretty clear that you are dinarid mixed to a degree with othe subtypes.

Better shot of my nose.

stop beeing autistic friend

sheeeit, I'm just concerned that I may be a Slav or even worse, a Jew

German mixed with southern Slav or Italian.

If people mistake you for a slav case closed you are dinarid, which doesn't mean that you don't have slav blood to a degree in you, since mixing occurs on overlapping areas.
for the jew part, could also be possible but that's is on you to find out about your ancestry, but I doubt it since your grandfather served in the wehrmacht (or do you know anything about him being in a bewährungsbattalion) the jew part if there is any must be located more than 2 generation before your grandfather.

Is Hans Peter Haselsteiner a jew?

Thanks man. Don't know much about him, but don't know anything about a jew being in my family since my mother comes from a very catholic family and my father from a protestant one

Typical Austrian, in my opinion best looking population.
You don't need genetic test or shit you just need self esteem...i am not kidding.

German noses can vary. Look at some of the notable members of the Nazi leadership. Large shnozzes.

There's a chance you're mixed with either some western slav or some northern Italian. I wouldn't worry about it. Solid jaw structure and you don't look ugly

I'm a burger on vacation. Was just in Austria. God damnit more than half the women are 9/10's in Prague and Vienna. It's "frustrating" the hell out of me considering I'm almost 20 but with my parents.

thank you Italy.

I think Italians look pretty based. Until they reach their 50's of course, but even then they atleast look somewhat funny

Ok yeah that's true. Hopefully if mixed, then with an Italien.
>don't look ugly
Thanks, appreciate it!

Then, you've met only the best looking ones in Vienna. From what I see here in Carinthia, it's all just 7/10 at best with some 10/10 here and there.
>Was just in Austria.
How did you like it? What did you do?

It was fucking awesome. I'm a big history and culture buff. An old soul for sure. I know liberal cunts say that all the time but I don't care. Sadly we only spent a day in Vienna. We did one of those river cruises, and are here in Prague for a few days before we go home.

The old town of Vienna was fuckin beautiful. I loved sitting at an outdoor coffee shop being able to smoke. I loved the square area with the massive statue of Maria Theresa and the two museums. We only went into the art one though with a special tour organized before the place was open to the public.

We spent a day in Salzburg too. And I've really been wanting to vent this. I was extremely hyped for it because I love classical music and wanted to see and get a tour of the home city of Mozart himself. But, more than half the fucking tour was about the fucking Sound of Music, a kike movie about muh ebil nazis, and they couldn't resist the urge to talk about the ebil nazis. Like holy fuck. I want to learn about Mozart and enjoy the culture. But all the old people that went (river cruises are mostly old people) only cared about some kike film and were happy to ignore culture in favor of propaganda. Truly saddened me.

But besides that your country is beautiful. I would like to live a few weeks in Vienna at some point. There is truly nothing comparable to visiting European cities for a white person from the new world.

Here found something for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=FfOUpBF-Uzg
forgot link

In Italy depends about what are you looking for
If you are looking for Monica Bellucci kind then you need to go South, if you are looking for blondes then Veneto, Trento, Friuli and some areas of lazio (Latina was a city made by Mussolini in central Italy whose population is made by Norh italians) or even some areas of Naples. Tuscany is home of brunettes, which some dirty blonde girls here and there.

My crush (that I never tapped, but that I cucked) is from Trento, and she looks just like a woman version of Hitler.

I'll just add that the countryside itself blew me away. European land is the most beautiful, and Austrian countryside epitomizes that, along with the man made beauty created by the Habsburgs.

Sorry if my writing is jumbled, I've had a bottle of wine in my room (thankfully separate) in Prague after walking around the city all day. Another great place in terms of atmosphere, culture and history

By the way I bought an authentic Nazi knife from some dainty back alley shop in the Czech Republic and I'm so happy I did fuckin kek

Love to hear that! Have been multiple times in Vienna now and I must say it looks good, but depends on where you are. Funny that you didn't mention all the refugees and or muslims, because especially there are so much of them. Yeah we Austrians tend to talk about Nazis bad all the time. If you like old towns, you should totally visit "Bamberg" in Germany, Bavaria.

and people say burgers have no sense for culture.

Yeah I did notice the darkies in Vienna, sadly. At this point in the trip I've mostly blocked it out. It's easier in Prague since there's less of them here.

Sadly the tour guide wasn't even Austrian, it was a cringeworthy, childless, Scottish harpy in her 50's who sang songs from that movie The Sound of Music on the bus with all the old fucks. It was actually a bit dystopian (as well as cringeworthy) for me, the people visiting such a beautiful and culturally significant city only caring about some kike movie from the 60's.

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>that i never tapped, but that I cucked
>looks like a woman version of Hitler
Could you explain that?

The Habsburg really did a great job at the Schloß Schönbrunn in my opinion! But I think America does also have a really nice countryside (from what I've seen on the internet). Will definatly visit some state in USA

>Sorry if my writing is jumbled
I don't judge you, It's still better than mine. Prague is lovely yes! That ahit good

Thanks, was looking for something like that.

Aww too bad. Our accent is the funniest one, if we try to talk english so too bad you missed out on that.

USA has some good places. I haven't seen as much as I'd like to, I've only been to Colorado and Florida with the family. I'd like to see the pacific northwest, yellowstone, and the national parks in general. Those are definitely hidden beauties, considering everyone wants to go to fuckin New York City or LA. Fuck those places. NY has times square which is neat and bright and large, but you sick of city (especially rigid cities from the new world) very quickly.

The thing about European cities vs cities in the new world is that European cities evolved out of original settlements from long ago, so they are far more organic (usually). Whereas nearly all cities in the US (for example) are modern in how they were planned, so it's all perfectly straight and parallel/perpendicular street lines

What region of Austria are you from?

Carinthia and Styria have ancient Slavic (proto-Slovene) admixture.
Regions north of the Danube have Bohemian-Moravian admixture.
Burgenland has Hungarian and Croat admixture.
Tyroleans have Rhaetic (Italic) admixture similar to other Alpine populations such as the Romansh, the Ladin and the Friulians.

My advice would be to work on each element separately. Interrogate your family intensely, gather as much information as possible particularly pertaining to place of birth. Search for your surname on geneanet.org, be on the lookout for people with your surname born in or not far from where your family comes from and work your way up from there.

Read up on the history of your village, region of origin and be on the lookout for any traces of migration - both in the industrial era or even medieval settlement. Be a detective.

Physiology no matter what anthropometry autists have to say says fuck all about origins in a precise manner, though there is some truth to major classifications and even sub-classifications. You are Dinarid-Alpine typical of the region, I knew a girl from Stuttgart who looked just like you.

I did like the way the guy who led our Viennese tour talked! It was very stereotypical Germanic person speaking English- slightly lispy, Germanic sing song type accent, and very good hearted jokes and laughter

Invited my crush while taking a semester abroad in switzerland, meanwhile i met a solid 8,5/10 american girl that was crazy...she knew that there was some kind of bond between me and my crush, lady Hitler(grey eyes, black hair,pale skin girl from the alps) I only had a bed so my ex decided to move in my apartment and sleep all 3 in a bed...my girlfriend was in the middle...one night she grabbed me from the dick and forced me to fuck her in absolute silence while my crush was sleeping(or pretending) next to my girlfriend.

Have some photo I made in Tyrol once. One of my favourites.

Also, bigger version:
i.imgur.com/cd61bF8.jpg

If I ever visit USA then mainly for national parks and things like that. I can't really stand big cities.

I'm from Carinthia, but my grandmother (from my mother) comes from Salzburg, while I don't really know where my fathers line comes from, but his grandfather was a soldier so I'm save there. I just wrote him and my mother that I'd like to talk with them tomorrow about my family.

Typical Austrian! Making jokes 24/7 and probably drinking beer all day

Of course I felt like shit, and stressed because I am not a degenerate...on the top of that my ex american girlfriend made argue with everybody including my crush...i only saw her again 6 months ago when i came back from the study abroad and broke with the crazy girlfriend...

> Because just because the capital cities with our only universities
>Gosh darn liberals and dem stupeed edukations, ah may not kno mouch but atleast i aint no ngger or jew

You in-educated shit lord, also culture,race and country are 3 totally different things, just look at your own f*king face and the face of your siblings, and you will know, what you and they look like, since every face is different you inbred Habsburg-fuck.

>I'm from Carinthia
Carinthian/styrian/slovenian secession when?

Fucking hell that's some cuckolding

Typical burger trying to start a fight. Look We here in Austria took too many refugees. As you can see in the picture + at the website where the final result is, about 2/3 or even more of the cities in Austria voted for Hofer, but all the majour cities voted for the liberal one that wanted to take even more refugees. Fun fact: The liberal president we have now, was that fucking idiot that said "Eines Tages werde ich alle österreichischen Frauen dazu bitten ein Kopftuch tragen, aus Solidarität gegenüber denen, die es aus religiösen Grunden tun." If you can' understand that, then just google "vdb kopftuch frauen" and translate the original quote.

culture, race and country are totally different things, yeah no shit sherlock, but they belong together

My siblings and I all look pretty much the same so fuck off I guess?

Thanks for calling me Habsburg, loved that family

Hopefully never

What's your name?

dude, you got fucking Prague.
Vienna a shit compared to that city.

I've already leaked face, sorry not going to leak name too

I'm just a humble burger visiting beautiful European cities and countries

>Hopefully never

Why would you want to?

to get our freedom, back I am sick of getting pushed around by the communist government in vienna and many people here on the countryside think the same, they aren't much into politics, but they just amused by the fact that people in Vienna decide over their life.
and in my opinion a secession is the only peaceful solution in the longterm, since when things go on this way there will be conflicts in a not so far future.

Do you have any war mementos from your grandfather?

Pic related is definitely my favorite memento from my trip, desu

nice, how much did you pay for it?

7,000 czech crowns so a little over 300 USD

I'm in college but I've been working since May so I have money to spend on the trip

Nice, also when you in this kind of stuff you shoot look out for so called flohmärkte think the closest to call it in english are garage sales or something like that, (Czechs have this too) got many bayonetts there and other wehrmacht stuff, it is also a good way to get it cheap since most people just want to get rid of it so you can get it really cheap if the guy selling it has no clue how much it is worth

sorry brain broke while typing, ignore all the grammar.

you have a dinaric nose mate
me pic related, my dad is bavarian tho

shiieeettt, that'd be awesome.

I'm a lil annoyed cause I was almost able to get a Waffen SS one which would've been 15,000 czech crowns, but I didn't have enough cash for it on hand, there wasn't an ATM nearby, and I also didn't want my parents to see what I was getting. We were just passing through so we walked past it and left right after I walked out. Our tour guide helped translate with the shop keeper so I could buy it kek

you might not see the whole nose, but its pretty much the same as yours

That's actually not a bad idea, haven't thought about it this way. My only thought was that maybe we should change our voting system to that one of the USA. Are there any movements in Carinthia that promote this ?

I have his Nazi belt, but gave it to my father. I'll probably get it back someday. That knife looks fucking gorgeous!

Ayy, you're a handsome man. I've been in Mali Lusinj or however it's spelled and I must say Croatia is cool

Cheers mate
My whole family served in the SS
I had high ranking family in the Austro Hungarian army too

Post penis :^)

only if you post yours first ;))))

Holy shit. love you already

imgur.com/a/tY0eM

That would be shockingly gay, but whatever floats your boat

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do u want to touch his penis too

>imgur.com/a/tY0eM
what the fuck dude
i was just kidding

>My only thought was that maybe we should change our voting system to that one of the USA.
would be a good idea
the currentsystem is a big problem since our population is so far spread out, it would also prevent tendencies since the cities can't outvote the rest.
I doubt it will happen though, since they'll lose power over the rest of the land.
But as much as I got from other people here they are very open with their hatred for vienna, that's why I came to the conclusion that in the longterm they will rise again, like in the past.

>i was just kidding

ur eyes said yes faggot lmao

fucking germans man, you guys are retarded
lmao

Fuck that, let's just open our own party.
Unabhängige Alpen Österreich (UAÖ) or whatever you'd like

>you guys are retarded

I'm not German, I'm Bavarian

>I'm Bavarian
any chance for the bavarian secession to happen?

well fuck then

No but I have a map of how many people voted for the Freedom Party

red = more votes

Alplands (Bavaria, east&south austria, liechtenstein, schweiz, north italy & southeast france) when?

>any chance for the bavarian secession to happen?

Working on it as we speak, see this thread:

Nice, make Germany the holy roman empire again

No can do as that would include East German subhumans

also southern styria, but we would have to get the slovenians in on that.

Nordic? Alpine? Dineric? Eastic? Nigger? What am I?

there will be no place for socialists in the empire they'd have to adapt and live without welfare or die just go extinct by the forces of nature.

>What am I?

Ugly af

Do some genealogical research. All you need is your grandparents' date and place of birth to begin. Most Austrian parish books are now online and you can easily trace your family back to at least 1800. Assuming you're willing to learn how to read Kurrent script - plus bear in mind that only mater semper certa est.

Styrian (Catholic): matriken.graz-seckau.at/

Everything else Catholic: www.data.matricula.info/

Evangelische 1848-1900: familysearch.org/search/collection/1393793?collectionNameFilter=true

But all I want is a cozy little elitist Bavarian empire :^)

Alpine/Germanic looks like

wrong

That's what I wanted to hear

>pierced ear
>hipster berd
>german
eurocuck confirmed

What's my ethnicity?
More Himmler or Goldstein?

>berd
beard*

Leaf

you look iberian or something like that
you could pass as a jew too if you have blue eyes

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that's not what I pay the church for.

You look exactly like my brother you handsome fuck

You're crypto-slovenian,Franz...

post boipussi

Saved this from some other posters which apparently was of German races