Final Fantasy WW3

Pick your teams.

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Spoiler alert: Any team with USA on it wins.

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>muh comrades

Not for long.

How so?

The United States controls 95% of the world's foreign bases. We have 10 aircraft carriers that act as portable air bases. Speaking of portable, each ballistic missile submarine could hold 24 missiles that can each separate into 8 nuclear warheads, totaling 192 warheads, each with a range of 4,600 miles. That means a sub off of NYC could hit Anchorage. Speaking of missiles, the USA has numerous ways to shoot down missiles from other countries. This is not even bringing into effect what our infantry, air force, or special forces squads are capable of.

Because Israel is going to Samson all of us.

>Russia, US, Japan vs. shitskins, gooks, chinks

>this is what americans actually believe

how many wars did you win since your independence ?

hard mod: not the ones where the jews won

Yes for long.

US, Russia, China
vs
Eurafrica Caliphate and its Vassals

Woah, neat target. Aircraft carriers are next to pointless in the 21st century.

Mexican-American War, Indian Wars, Spanish-American War, World War I, Banana Wars, World War II, Korean War, Gulf War round I.

leaf, join us or perish.

>korean war
>won
pick one

>implying you will ever get the chance to hit a carrier group

Could you please remind me which ethnic and religous group is in control of your country?

please more jewish victories

>implying early 20th century military ideas aren't vulnerable against 21th century technology
An aircraft carrier is a big dumb target during WWII and they sure as fuck are now here in the technological age.

Make some cooler stuff like unmanned weapon platforms.

J'espère que t'as pas oublié le vpn khey

>Set up to be USA and friends vs Russia and pals
>Germany chimps out too early
>Ends up being USA and friends with Russia and pals vs European Caliphate + ME and China

My dick would literally be diamonds at the opportunity to free Europeans from their shitty muslim-loving government

meant for

>Implying

Without carriers you have no force projection, without force projection you can't do invasions if you can't invade the continental United States we win by default.

be careful leaf.
day of the rake is coming

>France trying to lecture anyone on winning wars
You can't make this shit up

>aller sur le deep-web
>sans vpn

Je suis pas né de la dernière pluie

Poland and Hungary alliance

>le surrender monkey 9gag meme xDD

Well we got the best record, so we can brag about it.

France was already the greatest nation on Earth when we decided to set you free.

Sure, 80 years ago. Power projection by the way of aircraft carriers isn't going to be the name when WW3 happens.

There is only one possible outcome.

Like the standoff missile I just posted?
You don't get it. Carrier groups will not give you the chance to strike them. And their aircraft will fend off any air threats that fly out to meet them.

We tend to whoop ass but forget to try and win the "people". Eventually popular opinion forces us to pull out. The only wars we seem to win are the wars we don't start.

greatest nation who ended up cutting their monarchs heads off for our freedom. thanks for the cake!

dat shield.

Well it wasn't the people who did that :)

>Carrier groups will not give you the chance to strike them.
12 US Navy carriers lost in WWII. Keep that in mind.
You're not as fucking invaluable as you think, especially in an age where a missile could be either piloted or automated to strike a carrier.

we're in the same shit since centuries, we win wars not for ourselves but for (((who))) knows

Yeah a meme. You're only fooling yourself France
WW2 was the last war you "won" was due in large part to us with zero help from you

Whites vs. subhumans.

PLEASE PAPA NAPOLEON PLEASE RETURN AND OBLITERATE THE DEGENERATE AND DECADENT GOVERNMENTS OF EUROPE ONCE MORE.

AMEN.

>WW2 was the last war you "won" was due in large part to us with zero help from you
You didn't really even do anything of note until two weeks before Stalingrad, and even then you were focused on a crumbling empire of slant eyed monkeys.

You don't understand the extended ranges cruise missiles and long range aircraft afford the US Navy.
It's a who ever see's who first type of scenario, and the US excels at the intel game.

>leaf.
>national security literally depends on U.S. military power.
>pretending its opinion on military power is even remotely relevant.

>Saved Western Europe from communism
>Did nothing of note
Are you even trying leaf?

> zero help from you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France_during_World_War_II

And since 1958 :

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_des_guerres_de_la_France#Cinqui.C3.A8me_R.C3.A9publique

honestly at this point if we want to make France great again we have to be close to complete extermination, it's just natural selection, the weaks will die and the strong will stay alive and become even stronger

the jews know it, we were close to fucking take everything back and really kill people last year when a black muslims rapper insulted us in his song, insulting us of "country of kuffars", nobody knew he insulted us because the right-wing people don't listen to this shit, but the rapper is very VERY well known in France, not a little one

And then the government decided to make him song at FUCKING VERDUN

on our ancestors graves, that was the last insult the government was about to make against us, and then we found out about his "kuffar insult", literally everyone except muslims and 14y/o white slut was mad, all of us were ready to go there in the concert and kill him for real, and go on a rampage on these traitors

(((they))) knew we were gonna end it right fucking now so they canceled the concert and nothing happened

the anti-jew axis

the only correct answer

USA has a bad track record after WW2

>Lost Korean war
>Loses to rice farmers
>Loses to goat farmers not once, not twice but 3 times

>he really thinks he won WWII

lmao, the only possibility that would make you a winner of the WWII is if you're jewish, literally EVERYONE ELSE lost this war, especially all of Europe

>saved it from Communism
No, what you did was send it billions of dollars worth of arms so they could actually defend their war gains with a bloody fight we were all unwilling to fight.

We're talking about WW2, not the Cold War. You guys weren't around for France, you were around for the Battle of Britain, did absolutely fuck all in Malta. All you did was defeat Japan by bombing them and help the rest of us bomb Germany when they were already on the retreat.

It's almost like defending the use of protected cruisers during WW2 at this point.

You are the reason why Nazi Germany lost. At the end of the war, industrial production of the USA was bigger than industrial production of the rest of the world, and you used it to allow USSR to take over half of Europe and to destroy Nazi Germany.

Thanks to you, after the war, our culture got destroyed by Marshall Plan, and everything you've done until this day hurt France and Europe overall.

>international goatherder conspiracy

But when Trump says people have to actually give us something for fighting their retarded wars for them, the "world" shits a brick.

>Korea was a war the US reluctantly went into