These bums are nothing like they're British cousins. Most loud mouthed, uncouth, self-affirming people on Earth. I visited Sydney last year and I was thoroughly disappointed. Australians do not talk to you, they talk AT you. Luckily when I visited there were enough of my compatriots around to spare me from interacting with these sun burnt troglodytes. These idiots live on one of the largest land masses on Earth (99.9% unoccupied), yet they never took after the American colonials, no westward expansion, no entrepreneurial spirit.
Quality programming from the ABC based around the core demographics of Asian exchange students, Ricemixers and every white person being unhinged. Payed for with out tax dollars
Thomas Roberts
Go back to your box dog, messing with your uncle can get you killed gook.
Camden Nelson
100000% this. We are cunts and we say mean things all the time. The place is horrible: dont come here.
Fuck off we are full
Anthony Perez
cunt
Oliver Gonzalez
Glad you liked the trip down here, cunt.
Bentley Barnes
oh vey anime isn't even that popular in my country goy
Camden Sullivan
i love australia. That's what you all need to know. :)
Asher Ramirez
fuck off cunt.
got ur back ausbrahs
Jason Baker
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Sebastian Roberts
>visited sydney Meaning your a tourist so you didn't experience anything >they talk at you at least we are rowdy and do have a soul unrike sararyman boringfuck jap here >99.9% unnocupied AAAAND it's a shitpost >no westward expansion because abos made everything a fucking desert what you expect us to farm that shit nah fuck off cunt
>mfw filthy asians, one step above niggers call superior european people pigs
Leo Bennett
Whats with the lack of shitposter memes on the board? Canadacucks beating you with the nigger threads.
Henry Ward
fuck you whale and fuck you dolphin
Brody Thomas
thats what Sup Forums and to a lesser extent /bant/ is for
Isaiah Robinson
Agreed. Australia is fucked. Only a fuckhead would want to come to this bloated cunt of a landmass
Chase Clark
>visited sydney ok, did you enjoy the three white australians in the entire city >aussies talk at you yes you are just a scared cunt >99.9 unoccupied no expansion because the middle of our country is definitely not a desert, thanks for that one chang ling wong
Gavin Evans
>not liking ausfags why?
Chase Ramirez
>depth, honour, and culture >at all lost in our vocab choice Are you a brainlet?
Grayson Morris
>fights poorly against near shitskin asian >get unequivocally btfo when you meet aussie in the nigger jungles. My granddad has one of you samurai swords and Jap officers boots on his mantel. When I inherit, I'll be sure to nut on it once a week.
Cooper Foster
>Tiny gook can't handle the bantaruuus Harden up mate
Adrian Cruz
... Does your Grandad have the same name as you?
Hunter Harris
You would think he'd be more worried about trump stirring up NK if he'z a real japanese
Sydney is the 2nd worst city in the country with Melbourne taking the 1st spot
Jordan Evans
It says Criminals always return to the scene of a crime. That's why there's so many Aussies in England
Michael Bennett
Oh no whatever will we do without a serplus of bartenders in the UK?
William Wilson
I'm going to go to the UK and steal a loaf of bread for the honour of my ancestors
Gavin Bell
the same thing you always do. Amphetamine
Charles Jones
>t. Aussie English teacher/aspiring video game designer in Japan
Strayans are the best
Jason Smith
My condolences britbong. They behave and speak like small children
Joshua Bell
My brother lurks here, same name as my Granddad, granddad also has sword, boots. Thought you where him.
Jack Thomas
>t. salty jap virgin
Ryder Fisher
Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Camden Howard
Anglo english speaking countries ranking
America > Canada > Australia > UK > South Africa
Hudson Carter
he was but the abos killed him with rocks so he went to the middle east
Eli Murphy
You should make it out of *white English speaking countries. You would surely finish a strong last you amerishart
Parker Russell
I can't imagine the autism of knowing a family member also browsed Sup Forums.
Joshua Wright
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Jordan Hall
America>Australia>UK>Canada>South Africa
Elijah Turner
Precisely
Joshua Adams
Upvoted
Lucas Lewis
Oh it gets better, 3 of us lurk here. Possibly 4 but number 4 would be underaged so yeah b&
Cooper Murphy
Stop you're embarrassing yourself
Charles Green
I have a soft spot for the Japanese as I know that we are natural allies in the containment of China and unlike Euros or Americans have no place to flee to.
Until China has been dealt with I dont think any good can come from Australia and Japan not getting along.
Daniel Bailey
i like you tho gook cunt
Lucas Turner
If OP kills himself, we'll be hunky dory
Connor Hall
OP stopped posting ages ago.
Xavier Bell
I actually drink microbrews
Meth and other drugs is for normies reee
Hudson Lewis
fuck off and drink real beer like VB
Connor Sullivan
>no westward expansion, >What is Perth
Also... >These bums are nothing like they're British cousins *Their. And it's because we're white, not paki
Jayden Carter
Well, I say.
It's not like Australia got the cream of the genetic crop from the UK. I'm rather proud of what they've accomplished, all things considered.
Connor Richardson
I went there for my masters >Masters class was like me, two other whites and the rest asians >All aussie women are fat and disgusting, wearing clothes too small for them >Annoying accent
Cooper Bennett
Drinking anything but Coopers is unaustralian tbqh
Jackson Wilson
Tooheys old and Cooper's vintage is as normal as I go.
I do like James squire Porter tho ATM the chocolate note is lovely
Austin Russell
I find Aussie women repulsive as well mainly it's just their rough attitude and accent.
Juan Jackson
>Baltic Country I am assuming you are used to number two and three I am guessing?
Cooper Nelson
Don't think Coopers comes in cans. I drink too much to buy bottles and I have 2 recycling bins
Matthew Watson
>Luckily when I visited there were enough of my compatriots around
That bit really hurt, Goddamn...
Jose Gonzalez
sounds like melbourne or shit parts of sydney. am i correct?
Ian Collins
Watch all the aussies flock from the local kfc were they were threatening 14 year olds because they couldn't fill up their own bottle of pepsi to call OP a gook
Daniel Morgan
We do not have self serve drinks at KFC in Australia.
Adam Sanders
This is now an ANGLOSPHERE thread.
All other shit countries GET OUT
Nathaniel Phillips
We're an island of like twelve drunk cunts and your empire couldn't even successfully invade us when 8 of us were busy fighting Rommel. I don't blame you for being salty.
Fucking emus did better against us than you. I buy every yank I meet a beer for nuking you useless nips.
Jose Richardson
>putting canada on the list
i shnyggyity dyitigyygygg you dyygigitytygty
Juan Cox
>Australians do not talk to you, they talk AT you.
You only saw this as hostile and not regular banter between lads because you're a lil soft gay cunt.
P.S. We're full.
Asher Jones
>couldn't successfully invade us >nuked
Sounds fair
Michael Hall
barerly fucking anglosphere, half of yous are irish or german
Jaxon Lopez
they had one in the town I grew up in and the abos used to just fill up without paying
Kevin Clark
>South Africa is nigger land >They supply U.S. with a fuck ton of oil >If attacked from South America we could always annex Canada and retreat there.
Cooper Parker
Brisbane for my masters, i traveled to Sydney and Melborne many times.
There are no fat people in the baltics burgerman
Sebastian Hall
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David Lee
'least we didnt get nuked cunt
Carter Foster
Probably because you guys are starving and dying from disease before you reach the dinner table.
Chase Williams
we're talkin about the people not the tactical advantages
Ayden Thomas
we fuck em you eat em. sounds like a match made in heaven
