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So murder?

Neville defeated Voldemort
Has she even read the books?

Fucking spoiler.

Worry about your own country, dumb cunt.

The only good thing that came out of those novels was the great "snape kills dumbledor" raid.

>doesn't even know her own books

Has she taken those refugees into her mansion yet?

>/fiction/?

DMUPMHP IS SURELY FINISHED!!!!!1!

Why does every celeb seem to go mad on social media and think they can fix the world through virtue signalling? Is it a "I'm rich and bored" thing?

Voldemort did nothing wrong

Is Rowling ISIS? I don't understand this frenzied zealotry and commitment. What's in it for her?

Why do leftists use popular culture so much???
>WHY CANT they be redpilled??
:^) "redpilleeeddd"

relevance

They will hunt down and burn Trump's favorite things which he poured his soul, sweat and tears into to make him vulnerable, then deliver the frenzied killing blow. On the way to the madhouse they will then keep screaming about how it was all justified because he was literally like the villain in their book.

Someone report this to the Secret Service. It sounds like a threat

>Harry was misrepresented by society
>Harry knew the importance of segregating the wizarding world from muggles
>The media convinced people Harry lied when he said Voldemort was back and dangerous
>Voldemort gained complete control of the government and media, turning them fully against Harry
>Harry was without opinion on race
>Harry was defiant against the establishment
>Harry won

kek embarrassing, she comes off like she hasn't had cock in years. I think she needs a good fuckin

This. Rowling learned none of the lessons of her own story.

Sure thing, sweetie.

haha this
so much this

achully that would mean killing the Trump inside all of you. you fucking faggos, it's ironic that she doesn't even get the stupid book that she wrote, they're projecting on Trump their Jungian shadow and they still think that it's an external problem.

>Implying she wrote it

That's bretty gud user, did you make that?

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No kkk

ha ha

But Harry killed Voldemort. Hermione was literally just along for the ride

>patronus
>literally 'from the father' / paternal

Sweetie I...

y...ye...yeah guys we should let mountain trolls in Hogwards school they are not dangerous THEY ARE IN DANGER!
#Trolllivesmatter

Jk Rowling, that delusional billionaire who still hasn't coped that her Anti Trump propaganda has been point less. If you think you can defeat someone with a tweet you should stay in your own world of Harry Potters and Voldemorts.

trump has 64 million horcruxes.

top kek

Yes, she's basically a crime apologist at this point.

There is no need for that, the Russia-scandal makes sure he can't recover.

LOCK HIM UP!
LOCK HIM UP!

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fuckinggg thisssss you genius

fake tweet.

STATUS: FUCKING REKT

>please buy my zelda clone on itch.io

Improved but someone should make a better one
>Born into wealth
>Understood self imposition/how to build up your own character and opinions
>Proud of his parents' accomplishments
>Stood up for the hardworking poor
>Called names for it
>Thought race/blood didn't matter
>Called names for it
>Broke social rules to save the day, received asinine punishments
>Constantly framed/not believed
>Constantly under threat of attack
>Had an inherent understanding of the enemy
>Hated the government, wanted change and less involvement in the business of the people/institutions
>Recognized misconduct and called it out
>Was lied about by the media, people believed it
>Media called him a liar for pointing out the coming danger, people believed it
>Danger took lives, most people still didn't believe him
>Government cooperated to eliminate him, said he was colluding with an outside leader
>Massive attack many caused people to finally believe him
>Government/media protected their own asses
>Enemy killed/eliminated opposition and took control of the government and media with applause
>Tapped into what he was thinking in order to destroy him
>He was forced to defeat the enemy against all odds
>Gives up what he loves doing in the process
>Hated by all facets of power
>Still respected/helped by the little guys
>Won

Send that to the cunt

It's almost like she is a one trick pony.

You guys are so unoriginal and gay.

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Spread this shit

Literally who?

Fucking hell. Lost the original image of this

Someone post it

What image?

>be J.K. Rowling
>make Harry potter
>become world famous for it
>over a decade of Harry Potter
>sick and tired of Harry Potter.
>Will try to write something not Harry potter related.
>"this will work, right? I'm a great writer, right?"
>fail miserably a few times
>cries alone in mansion
>Logs into twitter
>cry some more before beating Harry potter dead horse again to stay relevant

She takes PewDiePie seriously, she is a fucking tard

I'm British and we don't want her either

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That weird feeling when reading a book you like but it was written by a person you despise. Same with Stephen King.

So jk Rowling has a marketing deal with the DNC, right? There's no other reason that Harry Potter is being memed in all liberal circles. We all know that liberals just eat up whatever thier leaders tell them to.

women should not be involved in politics

we should make everyone aware that Harry Potter was a rip off of the Troll movie

mass tweet @ Rowling

SIEG

oh god, it's even more pathetic than that
>decide to retire from Harry Potter
>try to write adult fiction
>people only buy it because you wrote Harry Potter
>no one really likes it
>Genius factory! I'll use a pen name!
>publish new book under pseudonym
>no one gives a shit, book doesn't sell
>book is proof that you're a hack who can't write
>"accidentally leak" your pseudonym
>book instantly starts selling great
>decide to keep using your pseudonym even though it now serves zero purpose

I can't imagine the pain she must feel knowing she's the literary equivalent of Beanie Babies.

oh shit

The "Rowling is Rita Skeeter" fan theory fits so well.

>Rita Skeeter is a pompous bitch. Entirely consumed by her own importance and media power.

>the great "snape kills dumbledor" raid.

I got banned from so many forums that day

so it will also be a fictitious defeat?

wat de fag?? she is queen of twitter an you say mean flippign mean stuff?? i mite avakado kaadabr you RIGHTNOW!!

whoa whoa whoa... we were just messing around bro! please dont

>the tweet doesn't exist
Y'all sure fall for slide threads easily.
Sage, reported.

Because for the most part there's enough stupid retards for it to work. 1.1 million likes or whatever.

If it means killing yourself first like Harry did, go ahead.

The stats of Enid blython, Tolkien and CS Lewis should have sued her into the ground She lifted entire sentences from enid blytons books and tried to say that Tolkiens Gandalf (Tolkien was a Roman Catholic) was homosexual.

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I always kek, when some celeb that shakes naked pussy on stage or some pseudo fantasy writer somehow believe they are moral compass

Kek

This.

So just like Harry Potter it will take 7 years to defeat Trump? 2024. OK I'm good with that you dumb bitch

B-but Voldemort was literally less than 3% of his soul and still gave them a very hard time. Fucking degenerate book if Voldie was at at least 5% he would just shit on all of them.

When will /pol learn to ignore irrelevant opinions? Here is a school teacher who got famous for a children's book (a good one we have to admit). Can she be of value to a grown up person? Can she teach you some history, model future events or at least give a life advice? No. Then just nod politely and carry on.

>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
>>>/global/rules/7

> libs like Harry Potter / Star Wars
>Sup Forums loves Lord of the Rings / DBZ

can someone explain the difference?

I should take up a female pseudonym and try to cash in.

I'd love to hate fuck this bitch

So with imaginary powers?
Allllllll Righty Then!

>Neville defeated Voldemort
>Has she even read the books?
Worse. She WROTE them.

Also, comparing reality to shit that happened in your own fictional universe comes off as extremely egotistical.

Just check LOTR refugee memes and you'll find out everything you need

trump is just like scrooge mcduck

Because Dragonball Z is not for wimps!

youtu.be/iHUWygf2w1o

>reminder that jk rowling bought a $22m yacht in 2015
>reminder that jk rowling started campaigning for the benefit of med-crossing refugees in 2016
>reminder that jk rowling sold the boat 8 months after buying it at a $7m loss

she literally sold her fucking boat at a loss so she could avoid the scrutiny that would have come of publicly mourning for the drowned dead despite owning a resource which could have helped prevent it happening.

just posting this on the off-chance that anyone thinks that she is even the slightest bit sincere in her humanism.

This.

she's still a better human being on her worst day than Trump will ever be on his best

>Has she even read the books?
Doubtful she even watched the movie. She thought Hermione was a nigger.