Good Afternoon Sir

>Good Afternoon Sir
>License and Registration please

How do you respond?

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למה אתה מדבר אליי באנגלית?

I am an ADMIRAL of this land craft, and as I know my rights under the Articles of Confederation, I don't have to do SHIT for you, pig.

>give license and registration
>he checks it
>have a good day, Sir

thank god Im not a nigger

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Here you go sir. And here is my proof of insurance.

I am a free inhabitant so you better get your fucking hands of my car RIGHT NOW BITCH

Are all Americans this crass?

>keep hands on steering wheel. Keep eyes on cops at all times. In polite tone:

"Good afternoon officer. What seems to be the problem?"

Slowly and carefully hand him the requested information because I don't want to be executed by the state's blackboots in cold blood because 'i was going for a gun'

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

>thank god Im not a nigger
>flag
Doesn't check out.

Just put on your cool face.

I DO NOT CONTRACT WITH YOU AM I FREE TO GO?

Officer, I'll be happy to comply with any of your lawful requests. Let me grab my License and Registration, and while we're here let me tell you about the Jews and this book they wrote a hundred years ago that predicts the future. It predicts everything, even the fact that you stopped me today. Isn't that crazy?

xroads.virginia.edu/~ma01/Kidd/thesis/pdf/protocols.pdf

Yes, Officer. If it's a state trooper it is good to say "Yes, Trooper" because they will like that you know the distinction.

SHALL

t. Amerinigger

Hand him said information after showing my badge

AM I BEING DETAINED

>unzips dicks

>officer is female
>almost get arrested awkwardly trying to flirt with her

That is not a real uniform!
>Uses gun to protect self and property due to living in a State where castle doctrine extends to the car

Hey, buddy. I'm off duty, just want to let you know because I have my weapon on me. Here's the paperwork and my commission.

But it's 9:00 in the morning... am I supposed to trust the judgement of a police officer who can't even tell what time of day it is?

>sperglord

You will never take me alive copper! Reach for glove box.

larp flaggots are worse than niggers

>shout 'worldstar'
>wrestle cop
>get shot
>become another misleading 'unarmed man shot dead by police' statistic

i'm a citizen of earth i dont have to show you shit you fucking pig

"Imma have to pull it out"

this is gold i love there vids

yes sir (grab said documents). not even joking. its what i do each time

this

Put your true flag up you fucking embarrassment

Back in the day in NZ the police couldn't pull you over unless they had a specific reason to. Now they can just fuck with you and pull you over for no real reason. Fuck this society in decline.

Some random dude with a black shirt and fake badge approaches you and your family and you wouldn't protect yourself?

put a fake one on, you mussi flashlight

man I had enough of these cracka ass whiteboy piggies pullin me over
*reaches for glove compartment*

>Yes officer, just a sec
>Reach for documends and driving license
>Officer checks papers
>Officer salutes me, hands me back the papers
>Have a nice day user.

Or: >Have a good day sir.. WAIT A SECOND.. IS THAT TINT IN YOUR WINDOW? ROLL YOUR WINDOW UP IN GONNA PICK AT YOUR TINT AND MAKE SURE. *gasps* IT IS TINT! HERE'S A 400 DOLLAR TICKET, AND DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO HIDE THE INSIDE OF YOUR PROPERTY FROM ME AGAIN

ask him if i can reach in my glove compartment for my info and pocket for my ID

make sure to do it slowly while outlining my steps so he stays calm and relax

checks my info and clears me while giving me a warning for some trumped up nonsense (LOL)

hes a good boy so i give him a tip

You don't respond. They either give ticket or a warning.

Here's my licence, you can look my rego up on your computer.

I've never gotten why yanks are asked for their registration. We used to just have stickers for that, and now we don't even bother with the stickers. Cop cars are all linked up with the info anyway so they know right off the bat if the car is registered.

/thread

AM I BEING DETAINED?

AM I BEING DETAINED?

AM I FREE TO GO?

AM I BEING DETAINED?

NO? THEN AM I FREE TO GO? WHY NOT.

AM I FREE TO GO?

well in america we have freedoms so i guess see how it could seem weird to you

Now that I think about it I am 30 and have never been stopped by the police for any reason whatever.

And I've been driving daily since I was 18.

Well for one. I do it with both my fucking hands on the wheel. Image failed already.

>56%

Holy shit hey Jimbo! Hows it going? Hows the wife? It's been too long. Here's my license aaaaand there the insurance. Everything should be in order. You want to go fishing Saturday?

Shia?

We've started getting them here too. This one is my favorite:

caselaw.nsw.gov.au/decision/59098389e4b0e71e17f5940c

>The application was brought on behalf of a man described as “Adrian Ashley of the House of Cooper”. He was purportedly represented by a man who describes himself as “Keith Charles of the House of Haffey” as “petitioner”. The petitioner objected when I addressed him as “Mr Charles”, asserting that “Mister” is a military title and that he is not in the military. Without acceding to the correctness of that contention, I will refer to him (as a matter of respect) as the petitioner.

>First, it was suggested that the applicant was arrested for conduct which is incapable of amounting to an offence. The petitioner explained that the applicant was charged after being found in possession of cannabis. The petitioner contended that all plants were given to man by God, citing Genesis 1:29 of the King James Version Bible 1611

Here you go.

>Doesn't get shot
>drives away

that's how it's done nignogs

>well in america we have freedoms so i guess see how it could seem weird to you

Do you have the freedom to drive a car that is unregistered and uninsured?

i am a free inhabitant of the earth
THIS IS RAPE! RAPE! HE IS RAPING ME

it's called obeying laws and being responsible.

nothing niggers know anything about

My registration expired last month. Got pulled over and fined $54.

Thanks for keeping the streets safe, officer.

>times I got robbed by a nigger: 0

>times I got robbed by a pig: 1

>40%

I can't be driving, this is a land vessel of my fleet. Am I being detained? I'm a sovern citizen!!1!!

no, some SJW getting stopped by cops and makes the situation worse for herself

BIX NOOD MUFUGGA

>Hop out of muh whip and tryna pull mah twenny tu out of da waist
>Bitchass pig drops me
>All my niggas cryin an' prayin fo' me sayin' I dindu nuffin
>Pig's life ruind as my homies burn down tha' hole citay.

>No problem, here they are. Is there a problem officer?

Leave alive and well

>don't fix your registration
>man fuck police for enforcing the thing I knew was fucked for a month

When your registration expires, does that mean that your insurance lapses, or are you still insured in case of personal injury to others?

>"Sure officer, but I just have one important question to ask you and I'll gladly cooperate."
>"Okay? Well go on."
>"Are traps gay?"
>"___. Alright, have a good day and drive safe."

You don't need to see my identification.

>the thing I knew was fucked for a month
You think I keep track of that bullshit?
No, registration is basically just yet another tax to the American people, there's no real reason for it.

Police can't see shit inside your car as they approach. Have your ID(s) and papers out with hands on the wheel. Don't act like you did nothing wrong. Anything that makes their day a little easier will be good for you.

youre still insured as long as youre up to date on your insurance payments
registration is more of a way for the gov to keep track of you, while insurance is a way for corporations to steal even more money from you

You bein detained MOFO!
Wat you doin bout dat naw?

This has gotten me out of a ticket twice.

Why are American pigs so trigger happy?

So does that mean you had insurance at that time?

I've got to admit that seems odd, you'd assume that your insurer would have a clause in there to revoke indemnities if you weren't registered.

>30%

hello officer

>>Good Afternoon Sir
>>License and Registration please

>I pause... Somethings off here.
>feigning the motion to reach for my wallet I slam the door open.
>he's winded and the upper half of him has come through the window.
>I drive my knee up into the bridge of his nose breaking it and sending the shards back into his brain (Killing him instantly)
>his partner steps out of the cruiser and opens fire.
>with razor sharp reflexes I pull the corpse across to use as a human shield.
>while doing this I pull out his standard issue 45 magnum pistol from the holster and fire a single bullet (un-scoped) that sends his partners brains out the back of his head.
"hmph, nothing personal kid"
>back to the matter at hand....
>I take the cops sunglasses and hat off to revel a 893 tattoo across his forehead.....
>893? It takes me a moment....
>や,く,ざ... YAKUZA! its so obvious now.
>I have to assume they recognized my number plate.
>I hood slide over my car and parkour down the alleyway.
>faintly at first I can hear the Yakuza helicopters closing in....

Cont?

...

>bootlicking this hard

no sprechen englisch

AM I BEING DETAINED?

>insurance is a way for corporations to steal even more money from you

Requirements to be insured are more about individuals not having enough cash to their name at any one time to meet payments for personal injury and the like.

You'll find that a portion of your registration costs go into a whole bunch of shit, most likely a nominal defendant situation as well (where people who are hit by uninsured or unidentified drivers can still make a claim against a fund).

>bootlicking

14 year old "Antifa" anarchist detected!

>politely and submissively comply with all requests, just as if he were my bull
>end encounter without getting shot

?

Correct. And take the keys out of the ignition and put them somewhere clearly visible.

no, I'm busy. be gone.

Frank quit fucking around, or I'm going to be late to replace you at shift change.

KEK!

I bet you don't even shoot kids for fun

Because of shit like this

Underrated XD

Open carry and because Americans hate the law apparently.

>Knows that tint too dark is illegal
>Puts it on knowing consequences
>Get punished for knowingly breaking a law
>FUCKING PIGS
Leaf

>cop pulls me over
>Sees that I'm white
>"Sorry sir have a good day sir"
Feels nice being white

why did you post a white guy when its blacks that cause all the trouble with police?

are you purposefully being dishonest on Sup Forums?

Certainly officer, and you don't mind if I film our interaction with my window mounted Go Pro do you?

gay leaf's get tickets for tint, in vegas you tint everything including your windshield and still wont get pulled over for it

"I believe I see some colored gentlemen on the street corner smoking marijuana cigarettes and talking about their love of white women. Perhaps they should be detained."

This. I don't see why you'd proceed with the encounter any other way.