This is the ideal female body

This is the ideal female body
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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I love fucking fat chicks but I hate body positivity. I like degrading fat chicks about how fat we are while we fuck because they've always got repressed complexes about it that can easily be turned into a fetish for them

>will take your breath away
>suffucated by fat and blubber

>This is the ideal female body
>You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

they look like they are trying to stand up...

I think being overweight takes their breath away just fine on it's own.

We're going to need more harpoons..

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There's some crumbs on the ground.

I thought that was trump on the left in thumb nail

hmmm

BAOAOAOAOHHHHH!!!!!!!
FUCKING NASTY

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You know they must've farted at least twice each while climbing up those long and winding chairs.

Project Harpoon needs to be reactivated, can someone call that 400 pound hacker?

>American sense of beauty

I would.

> peak performance
for kinetic bombardment

Sorry (((Cosmo))), this isn't beautiful

When this board is used for Cosmopolitan spam it's basically a dead. Holy shit.

>literally peak performance of a 65+ yr old man
>triggered
>OUR President!

kek

see
>Leaf

Lol, fuck health and common sense, let's promote women to be fat, ugly and encourage confidence aswell.

i want the right one to sit on my face (okay)

>long and winding chairs.

We used to call this "entartete Kunst".

Looks like fat bitches spilling spaghetti.

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YES

reminds me of this

Do I even want to see the face of this hambeast?

the fuck is with the shopped arms

the booty got me like

2spooky4me

I think I hate fat people more than I hate any other group of people.

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it's an artistic re-rendering

Turn the arms into a swatstika

No way this is real

On the plus side...PUN intended, I scoped out the comments and the are all pretty much against this article and how stupid this is

I struggle to get into the mental state of people that makes this shit
you can undo my genetically set preferences to women by showing me 12 pictures of fat chicks?

kek

some silent hill shit

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAP!!

>White
>wide hips for carring children

I'd say go for it. Do it for the preservation of the white race!

>not posting the superior version

Hot.

Comparing tumblrwhales to pigs is insulting to pigs.

youtube.com/watch?v=K1ChoI33thk

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Nice appetite suppressant

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Gut churning, you're still burning
To stuff your face with glycerides
Moving in slow motion
As you yearn for another cake

Take my breath away

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this is why people hate them.

Underrated post

Nothing new. It was the fat and chubby chicks who survived through the winter. Chubby is a-ok, I might even have slight of a preference for chubby chicks (I used to look down on them, I wonder what changed).
Is just plain disgusting though.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf

I'd do the one on the right desu.

I'd happily do either one of them. Them on top.

Pic related is the ideal female body. Women are an obsolete gender.

Id like to do them both

fucking disgusting

No way

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link

Extra thicc

This is from 2014.

That chair got Boogie'd

I never understood this meme. Why is he unacceptable?

> Will completely change your definition of "ideal beauty"
If anything, these pictures only reinforced the definition.

>take your breath away

Someone please put those poor whales back in the sea before their body weight collapses their lungs.

I wonder, do women, these fat fucks included, believe this shit themselves? Do they, deep down in their heart, ACTUALLY believe these fatties are, BY ANY STRETCH, close to what an aggregate of personal preferences among individuals would present as "ideal female beauty"?

I couldn't even give an infinitesimally small shit , if they think they are beautiful, in their own eyes, but that's not why they choose to do naked photoshoots.

I'm legitimately confused. Are this THAT fucking delusional, or are they just trying their very hardest to cope with the reality of their disgusting bodies?

The left one looks like an ugly naked lady spilled her spaghetti

Women don't "believe", they listen and repeat.

>two threads (at least)
>both had 69 replies when I looked at the catalog
what did they mean by this

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>I'm legitimately confused. Are this THAT fucking delusional, or are they just trying their very hardest to cope with the reality of their disgusting bodies?
DING DING

Dude he's 65 years old playing tennis. He's probably gonna go fuck his super model wife later and go over the books.

you think this is a bad life for 65 year old???

here's the original

The one on the left looks like she has strands of spaghetti hanging off her neck

thumbnail makes it look more like she's purging bile

i thought the chick on the right was vomiting

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>Rubens

worst thing to happen to art

Those 12 photographs (which I did not find stunning) completely failed to change my definition of ideal beauty. Who do I sue for false marketing?

Have my (you) sir.

No Cosmo, no it won't.

I wish pic related would hunt them down and feast on the blubber
I'd pay to watch that

Hot.

brap

>lost my virginity to a slam pig
>the worst decision I ever could have made
For at least a month, everything felt like her big meaty hands on my body. Even my own hands.

>will take your breath away
yeah because im too busy throwing up to breath.

i thought it was Kyles mom cosplay

the people who made wall-e warned us this would happen

I like this one too

>1 stunning photograph that will cement you definition of fat

the jews """""""knew""""""" it would happen because thats when they planned on pushing this shit on their media platforms.

that much fat has the potential to dislocate joints and bones if the fatty tries to move

someone should slaughter those pigs

even jon stewart told us this would happen, explicitly in his book. now stop using a trip you faggot