TROLLING IS AGAINST THE LAW

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Good luck I'm behind 23 proxies

twitter.com/wiltshirepolice/status/889585359297945602

This is the new normal. Those who disagree will be imprisoned for a minimum of three months.

Jokes on them, I'm in front of the screen

Between this and the snoopers charter, I'm not bloody joking with you lads.

>The Draft Communications Data Bill (nicknamed the Snoopers' Charter or Snooper's Charter) is draft legislation proposed by then Home Secretary Theresa May in the United Kingdom which would require Internet service providers and mobile phone companies to maintain records of each user's internet browsing activity (including social media), email correspondence, voice calls, internet gaming, and mobile phone messaging services and store the records for 12 months.

Britain will fall. Ruled under socialism. An actual selling of soul, patriotism, and country.

You limey, cucked, ISIS trained immigrant dick sucking fucks.

I'm an American with free speech, fuck your censorship.

Your country is fucked.

Jokes on you, at least we can legally drink at 18 to forget that.

You forgot that will soon be banned too.
scotsman.com/news/politics/minimum-alcohol-pricing-on-its-way-as-soon-as-practicable-1-4512271

Agree with every word you said but you failed to mention that you will be coming with us.

I feel for you guys though. I am going to miss the British shitposting.

Like I've said before. It's been a trip.

Nice to see them take a stance against hate speech. Next I think they should make rape illegal, it seems to be an issue there.

>your

Ha, the joke is quintessentialy on them. I'm using the sneaky beaky mode. They can't find me not now, not at any bong.

>your

>snoopers charter
And i thought only we are capable of this bullshit

Jeesus Harry Balls Christ...

If you Bongs's ancestors could see yall today they would roll over in their grave and kill themselves....

>once greatest empire ever
>controlled the Seven Seas
>spread language and culture over the world
>colonized every continent save Antarctica

Now you cant own guns or butter knifes, get arrested for flying the Union Jack, goto prison for mean words, cant drive any car with more than 2.2ltr motor, have to have a license to catch magic invisible signals in the air...

>boys and gals
uhh what about your nonbinary police???

Don't be so harsh on our new immigrant comrades.
policecouldyou.co.uk/police-officer/am-i-eligible/
>there is no formal educational requirement [for police officer candidates]

>your spewing abuse
You're spewing abuse
Big brother needs a spell checker.

Block them so they can't see your tweets.

ishala

>cant drive any car with more than 2.2ltr motor
is this true?

BLIMEY, THATS 2 YEARS IN THE BIN FOR YOU

>#999whatsyouremergency
>"help, I got trolled online"
>operator berates me saying 999 is for emergencies only then hangs up

Yet again lies from our constabulary

In practice:
autoexpress.co.uk/car-news/consumer-news/90816/euro-6-emissions-standards-what-do-they-mean-for-you

Isn't it illegal to drink in islamic countries?

bin those fingers

>there is nothing that will go wrong with this

Is this trolling. I think this is trolling. I'm calling 999 and reporting your trolling

Report that tweet to them for assuming all police are binary gendered

Don't worry bongs I'll just start harassing them from the US. Nothing they can do

>Your

Welcome to Trump's planet earth. You morons elected a fascist

i've never called it, what is 999 in murica?

911

We need a trump here.

user..

no i mean what happens if you dial 999, is it anything?
i know what 911 is

>drinking methanol is good

rly mks me tink

We have been fucked as a country for a long time
youtube.com/watch?v=kuUgjGo4t48

>your call can not be completed as dialed please hang up and try again

You need +44 20 7230 1212

Why are Americans and other 'free' countries harassing the fuck out of these UK police? These officers seem like such pussies.

As the message was delivered on UK soil, the crime was committed on UK soil. They should expect to be notified of their pending deportations shortly.

Because we're free to do so.

>YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US!
No, but I can live outside your jurisdiction

>meme police

See:
America has an extradition treaty with the UK, if you didn't notice.

>your

Kek
Come and get me

>cop car with gay pride paintjob pulls up in front of your house
>couple beta males in police uniforms get out and come knock on your door
>g'day, we're with the wiltshire police dept.
>we got reports that you've been mean to someone on the internet
>you point out there's a muslim raping a kid in the middle of the street
>they look then shrug
>sir, being mean on the internet is a serious offence, you might've hurt someone's feelings
>we're going to need you to come with us
>get booked with internet terrorism for calling someone a nigger
>get 10 years prison and banned from the internet for life

Same

>going through the enormously expensive extradition process to charge a frogposter with illegal racism

chance of this happening, nigel?

it's been addressed

I did not know the Limies even HAD backtrace technology.

I'm not a pasty britcuckold so I won't have much to worry about.

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You know patent trolls? Companies that exist only to demand retribution from others for perceived wrongs?

The internet abuse equivalent is what 100% of the UK's GDP soon will be dedicated to.

BIN THAT SHITPOST

>50p per unit
Won't affect anything except trap shit like Frosty Jacks. Non issue.

bumping for exposure in the hope other countries can help

the UK is a fucking joke. when the fuck will the monarchy step in and put a stop to this BS
i swear all we need is for the queen to start trolling on twitter for all of england to join in and start the greatest shit storm of our time

those limey bastards can't arrest their queen

>wiltshire

Not sure where that is, but it sounds British. No suprises there, Eurocucks were at the forefront of the development of liberalism, but even with all those lofty ideals of personal liberty and expression they're all still serfs at heart. Pathetic.

Nice to know the UK police are cracking down on REAL crime instead of those muslims rape gangs.

when did the royals the owners of that

country stop giving a fuck about it..to its people?

This genuinely saddens me. I thought about writing a letter of complaint to the local MP but I worry all that will happen is I get put on a list.

Fuck I shitpost on Sup Forums all the time. Every post has likely been saved somewhere

Why hasn't Sup Forums organized an American shitposting squad to constantly torment these limey fucks? They wouldn't be able to do anything.

What would you britcucks do without us yanks? Thank god you have us to give them hell online

lol... thought police... what a fucking travesty.

Why don't you British pussies just revolt?

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my country thanks you

Only 23... pleb

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While you won't get arrested for saying "nigger" online, I bet most of you are using meme accounts. People still get fired out there if an employee uses hate speech.

That said I wish we had free speech and guns.

>2017
>Not entirely sure if this is satire or not

Exactly, we do shit post for them but I agree we should be more organized, maybe a "yank shit post UK general" thread is in order.

taking a hard stance against internet trolls? i suppose thats easier to do, as investigating actual crimes would get you called racist and we can't have that

>your
Fucking retards can't even use basic grammar correctly.

>Implying it isn't a "perfectly reasonable" suggestion to just get the concept on the statute books that won't rapidly be increased due to the public health lobby.
Most of the UK drinks more than the 14 a week new arbitrary definition of safe, therefore almost a majority are "drinking harmfully" due to increasing their cancer risk from negligible to minimal.

Feels good to be in Japan

the true land of the free.

Increasing their own power including through a police state is top priority. The muslims are being used to beat the public into submission.

holy shit man thats rough

I shitposted a ton when visiting you last week.

I'm in America where hate speech is protected speech thanks to SCOTUS.

Our guns and butter knives have been taken.

Underrated kek

Not the fucking butter knives too, fuck the queen and fuck the police state.

Lighten up, it was only for the lulz

>999

this cant be real
its 911 wtf

When the Home Office banned Michael Savage from travel to the UK i doxxed myself to them in an email and requested to be added to the travel ban. Told them I would have no part of their mohammed cock sucking cuckery. this was some time ago

so when can i expect a visit from the authorities?

We can book you in for 3PM on Thursday, does that sound good for you old chap?

Acid attacks are not a big news story. Don't say otherwise.

>We can't watch anybody, we don't have the budget
>Terrorism is now part of our daily life
>But internet troll ? Fuck those guy
>Unlimited paid extra hour for people catching bigots

Funny, the first acid attacks that I heard about, well over 10 years ago, happened in the islamic world...

Just need to give us a ring on +441380826614 to organise your appointment. :)

The police have addmitted that half of their 999 calls are to do with online incidents

UK is cucked.

The sad reality..