Years go by and their games remain suspiciously devoid of progressive content.
>no transexual & female generals >muslims don't conquer Europe 8/10 times >Ottomans fail more often than they succeed in repeating their historical conquests >different racial portraits of various races >Sabaton soundtrack >pagan pre Christian religions get a lot of attention >Byzantium is the best tool to squash roaches >African and American natives never manage to fight off European colonizers
They will finally be forced to play along or they will be closed down.
like Wh40k they are too autistic and narrow for the mainstream to care.
Lucas Walker
they wont add mohammed to ck2 because they don't want to accidentally portray him badly.
They also censored the fuck out of hoi4.
They also took down a mod where it made your characters white.
Asher Foster
I work at Paradox Interactive, can confirm that several of us are alt-right and avid readers of the daily stormer
Jason Rodriguez
Who are you and what department do you work in? I've never encountered this kind of thinking out of 10 years working here. Give me your name and details and I'll forward you to HR if you are so sure.
Owen Collins
>I may have a body of a weak and frail woman, but I have heart and stomach of the king of England.
She was more than capable, right up there with Catherine II and Isabele of Castille.
Justin Roberts
It's not about them adding women in history. There were some pretty damn good ones (Elizabeth I included). It's about the fact they add fictional shit and claim it's still representative of real history e.g. female generals in the 18th century that are guaranteed better than randomly rolled generals youtube.com/watch?v=OeJ5AXfEkF4 watch the video to see their "totally red pilled" staff
John Brooks
Ottomans are pretty strong in EU4. At least for the 200 first years
Austin Roberts
They're just fun games, don't spoil it by pointing out they aren't cucked
Parker Jenkins
Normies don't play them and it's normies that have to be convinced to sell their children's futures.
Also you nerds won't reproduce anyway! Ahahahha
Brody Murphy
Have you seen their DLC practices? They're clearly Jews.
Jeremiah Wood
I spend more on bottles of wine. I get days of enjoyment from the expansions.
Grayson Wright
>pagan pre Christian >redpilled
pick one faggot. Sup Forums is and always has been a CHRISTIAN board. All others are simply tolerated in the hope they convert.
I want the happenings to return and drown out the Christian larping.
Cooper Brown
And then they come out with DLC's like Common Sense that come with an update that makes the game incomplete without buying it. The game now costs over 200$ with all the DLC for petes sakes.
In fact, with HOI4 they've been selectively grouping their DLC's together in such a way that you have to pay a lot for the smallest of content. Don't play the Commonwealth nations but want to get that spearhead order (something that should have been in the base game)? Well you're gonna have to pay for the entire DLC. This is despite Paradox previously splitting up their DLC so that you only had to pay for what you wanted.
Grayson Cox
Paradox is getting less redpilled by the day, pretty soon they'll start to piss off their core audience of imperialistic map painters. I mean they already made the Ottomans the "beginner" country in EU4, it used to be Portugal.
If you want fight leftie degeneracy in gaming, take a look at a #poljam community we're setting up, where many from pol could create a redpilled game, anonymously. riot.im/app/#/room/#poljam:matrix.org
Asher Myers
>Sabaton soundtrack gay.
Justin Rodriguez
>muslims don't conquer europe Have you ever played ck2? Abbasids always destroy byzantium and Ummayads always destroy France
Kevin Morgan
It is up to Slavs and Rodnoverye to save white people from themselves.
Aiden Rivera
>play civ 5 >Sup Forums hates civ series, whatever its just a game >decide to go for culture victory >every other civ accepting muh culture but arabia >bastards got religion before me and its preventing me from spreading culture >decide to clean the islam religion outta arabia >convert city to muh religion >arabia guy gets pissy and warns me not to do that again >had open borders set up earlier, shit not a good idea >arabia guy keeps sending his military units into my capitol area >sick of this shit >alright time to develop nukes and drop nukes on this fucker >no other country comes to back me in war against arabia >decided to go to war with nippon against bongs >nippon doesnt help for shit and lost city to bongs despite nippons having stronk military and BTFO korea >nippon later tells me lol dude hope the war goes ok
AI in civ games are oddly accurate
Robert Rivera
only like 1/2 of the time if you start at the earliest start date
Bentley Howard
I think it's more that you can do anything in CK2 and they didn't want people having Mohammed seduce and marry his brother or something.
Eli Johnson
They are just trying to depict history as accurate as possible.
Connor Diaz
QA Specialist in Stockholm here. YOU are the minority (most likely literally). Who are YOU though and what department do YOU work in?
Jason Hernandez
You can make a clone of him from pollinating his relatives. And then you can do all sorts of Greek and pagan shit to him. Castrate, blind, cut off extremities, sacrifice him to Odin or Satan, and even eat him.
Tyler Peterson
They make a lot of DLC< but the games are actually fun and have a shit-ton of content base so I don't mind.
Stellaris is rad as fuck
Luis Howard
Probably the department that deals with actual history.
Aiden Kelly
Yep,the starts before 1066 are a mess for christians,but they have the most fun characters unfortunately.
William Thompson
Everything that company made aside from HOI 2 and Stellaris is shit
Gavin James
this.
>bans swastikas or any kind of population displacement in hoi4 >womens dlc in a fucking medieval game >stellaris mod banned where only white humans exist
are you fucking kidding me op
Josiah Sullivan
damn, I remember playing Airfix Dogfighter after getting gifted the CD in my birthday when I was pretty young, that shit was gold.
Jose Garcia
...
Brayden Nguyen
I still play EU3
Owen Foster
stellaris is shit too, senpai. Steam sales dropped so low, they had do hide the ratings
Ian Scott
Wait wait wait. Are you telling me swastikas aren't in hearts of iron???
Mason Powell
Eu4 is bomb watch your fucking mouth
Jose Martinez
You have to get a mod. Hitler isn't even in the euro version.
Ian Young
Isn't the default president of the UN a black African woman in Stellaris?
And the other human faction ALSO has a female leader?
Noah Hughes
shit I was gonna buy it but it sounds cucked to hell. I feel like this company is one of the only ones to make games that honors European history and heritage, how can they be so cucked?? They are Swedish aren't they?
Charles Lopez
>crazy militaristic chick that he found in the street >nobody likes the voice, crazy is not militaristic >it must be sexism! is paradox /our/goy ?
In the german version of hoi3 they even changed the name of Hitler to alman hiller or something like that
Ian Edwards
Red pill: queen Elizabeth was a trap.
David Johnson
Why is a potato-nigger drinking wine and not whiskey?
Robert Bailey
Kaiserreich Mod for Hoi4 is the best mod i've ever played
Isaiah Robinson
>Hating on CK 2 >Hating of VIC
Every country of the Rio Grande is complete trash.
Jack Foster
>believing the post-marxist Jewish intellectuals on BBC
That's a good goy. Don't forget that hitler had a malformed and tiny signaling too!!
Kayden Evans
*DING-A-LING
Dylan Evans
This faggot just stole my pregnant wife. Im going to kill him and my ex wife since she doesnt want to join in on the plot to kill him
Asher Taylor
Which game is this??
Julian Clark
crusader kings 2
Grayson Campbell
CK 2 is amazing... I totally forgot. Vicky: Revolutions was alright.
VIC II, HOI3 and HOI4 were complete utter shit
Bentley Barnes
Shit. Looks just like eu4. If i like eu4 is it worth the buy?
Logan Collins
>buy kek. Sure if you want to pay 6 million shekels for it and all the dlc
Dylan Sanders
yes it's much better you have to like rp though you play as characters and a dynasty not a country
Asher Sanchez
Vic 2 hpm it's great. The game just doesn't work very well.
Cannot get rid of anarchist/liberals/socialist/Communist
Thomas Evans
this desu come to /gsg/ on /vg/ for discussion and links to pirated versions
Chase Flores
>African and American natives never manage to fight off European colonizers >He's never seen AI Ethiopians and Ottomans colonize all of Oceania
Jayden Morris
Ottomans are strong as fuck wtf are you talking about.
Angel Lewis
>found out I'm LARPing >DEFLECTION
Brayden Gonzalez
only in the beginning a player can take them down pretty easy
Zachary Hernandez
>Years go by and their games remain suspiciously devoid of progressive content. Are you fucking retarded?
Hudson Barnes
>there are casuals in this thread right now who play Parashit games other than HOI3 and Vicky 2 Explain yourselves.
Ian Moore
>medieval game >sets out right before the fall of constantinople, one of the marking stones of the end of the medieval age
Women had their place in history, and yes, even in medieval times, which the game doesn't really cover. That being said, the boni these women give are often exaggerated in comparison to their historical significance, but then again they happen maybe 3-4 times in 400 years gametime, mostly only for major nations, and you can simply turn the free DLC off.
Just wanted to say that; Paradox is still a cucked company, distorting historical facts to not be racist against non-european nations. Still waiting for the genderfluid-DLC though.
Chase Russell
Stellaris lets you be space Hitler and purge entire races, but not space Stalin by giving you no option to purge factions
Jaxson Watson
>tfw all these people itt playing fun strategy games where they're Nazis >tfw you're still playing AoE II
Isaac Turner
>Stellaris >Grand strategy involving interstellar civilizations >90% of the empires that reach late game are xenophobic isolationist >90% of xenophile multiculturalists get wiped out or vassaled by mid-game >fanatic purgers are most OP ethic combo >allowing any xenos into your empire almost inevitably ends in one or more of them breeding like rabbits and usurping your primary race >most events that lead to you adopting more xenophilic or pacifist ethics inevitably come back to bite you in the ass 30, 40, 50 years down the line They're super redpilled
Zachary Rodriguez
>Is Paradox Interactive secretly a far right company? no
Michael Davis
I have Stellaris, EU3 and EU4 with over 3000 hours combined.
I have over 200,000 hours in AOE2 if you combine my old Xfire stats and my steam stats.
AOE2 is God! Nigga have you seen the new Maylay civ? DOCKS THAT SHOOT ARROWS WOOOOOOO
Bentley Diaz
>tfw you're still playing AoE III
Jordan Martinez
This is why I don't pay for video games
Landon Smith
Every EUIV multiplayer-game ever is full of Sup Forumslacks spreading their edgy memes, and aside from banning people stupid enough posting that on their forum there's nothing they can do about people LARPing as "It's-Anschluß-time"-Prussia, Sowjetrussia or a genocidal British Empire.
John Bailey
Well this is what I was saying... this is why I stopped playing after HOI 2.
(Except for Stellaris which is just goat)
Jaxon Jones
No console games. Sage
Landon Gomez
I always start as a Fanatic pacifist with xenophile as my minor ethic. This allows me to fully develop a star empire and maintain great relations with my neighbours. Then I form a federation with the strongest pacifists I can find. They always start making liberation wars wherein I vassalize the balkanized nations that sprout up. Then I integrate them.
Around 2700 I'm usually powerful enough to begin suppressing all factions except for militarist and xenophobic. After a hundred years of liberation wars I'm in a position to full embrace fanatic militarist or xenophobe. I leave my federation, and declare war on everyone with usually 5K EC and 3-4K minerals a month.
Then the purges begin. And the slavery. And the eating of these foul xenos.
Stellaris is dope.
Chase Brown
>tfw to make things worse I can't even play it anymore because my computer is dying a slower death than Europe
I did see there was new Rajas pack, but obviously there isn't any point in me getting anything yet until I build a computer. I don't mind people calling me a faggot for playing games anymore. I don't do it 24/7 and if I didn't have some kind of escape every now and then I would end up full blackpill.
Oliver Harris
steel division has swastikas which surprised me
Xavier Mitchell
There was a big push among the loud, annoying minorities that want to ruin the hobby for the new Primaris Marines to have females.
Jayden Sanchez
>Supporting Paraberg Interhebrew
You absolute morons. Paradox Interactive releases overpriced, unfinished games with MISSING CONTENT AND ESSENTIAL FEATURES, while simultaneously releasing a few scripts packages and calling them full fledged DLCs.
They fuck their customers over by seperating the DLC content from its music, unit packs, banner packs, etc.
If you don't AT THE VERY LEAST pirate their DLCs after having bought the games, then you don't deserve to be on this board, you fucking RETARDS.
Anyone who supports their pricing policy has no fucking idea about entertainment value or programming AT ALL.
Samuel Diaz
Wish they would add churches to city skylines without needing to use the European style. My suburbs aren't the same without them.
Also, no, they aren't secretly alt-right. In cities skylines they have a shitty futuristic cathedral which the description reads along the lines of "open to all religions and faiths."
Cameron Wright
You can build a decent gaming rig for $500 bucks during cyber monday sales.
Good luck bro, I used to have a potato computer too.
Justin Perry
/thread
Isaiah Turner
I always play with the space elves and imagine them to be future Neo-Homo-Sapiens that have embraced eugenics and modified their genome to be smarter, stronger and long lived.
Then I purge that United Nations meme humanity as soon as I find it.
Nolan Fisher
Guess it's time to start playing Stellaris again.
Fuck you user.
Owen Gutierrez
Guess it's time to start playing Stellaris again.
Fuck you user.
Jose Cox
stay mad commie that's just capitalism
Carter Sanchez
That is completely retarded, I mean I understand muh nazis are ebil and all but it is literally a part of history
Brandon Sanders
Victoria 2 is the greatest grand strategy game ever created gtfo.
Juan Mitchell
It's so they don't get banned in germany
Dylan Ramirez
>Ripping off is capitalism
I am a fucking Libertarian, my grandfather served in the Eastern Front to stop c*mmunism.
Ryder Howard
Also, a bunch of pagan fags believe all European culture is derived from paganism, except for cathedrals, unique architectural styles, literary and art pieces, etc. that are obviously non-pagan. I find it weird that pagans lack the awareness to realize that their LARPing religion is dead, and furthermore that paganism and as a whole is left-wing and has contributed little (when compared to Christianity) to European culture and identity. It's like the polish pagan who says Poland is a pagan country while it's mostly catholic. Pagans are the European equivalent of featherniggers in the US and the wewuzkangs type.
Jayden Reyes
>stay mad commie >that's just capitalism
t. Paradox Interactive
From the land of failed socialism. I am so confused.
Aiden White
It's a pretty big enigma. I feel like a lot of the staff that used to work there just cared about history and making sandbox games but since it's in fucking Sweden they're getting more and more staff that need to (((revise))) things and the cucks at top just care about shekels so they'll do what they think is good for their image.
And what the fuck is up with that poster? Not just Officer Mobilebomb, I can't make sense of the info it's trying to convey.
Jace Sanchez
dont worry user, AoE 2 doesn't age
Nathan Roberts
>Isn't the default president of the UN a black African woman in Stellaris? >And the other human faction ALSO has a female leader? Yes, the one with the white female leader is also the evil human empire. The game defaults to "female" for leaders and potraits. Also Egalitarian is the only ones who have Utopia living standard and the opposing ethos is Authoritatian. Also you can create a Egalitarian Xenophobic empire, but Egalitarian seem to be coded in the same wait Xenophilic are so the empire will eat itself appart.
Parker Sullivan
>But you can't turn Albanians into fuel.
Vicky 2 is indeed great. Though the constant jacobin and later on commie revolts piss me the fuck off. Same as the lack of option to genocide people, especially (((them))).
Sadly there will probably never be a Vicky 3 since Paradox have said that they cannot replicate the economy and nobody in the company feels up to the task to even try.
That might be a good thing though. Imagine new Victoria comming out now. Simplified to the ground, infinite overpriced DLCs, sneaky SJW bullshit.
Fuck that.
Dylan Martin
Is this legit? I've been wanting to try them out to see if I like them.
Juan Adams
Last time I tried running Hearts of Iron 4 it was slow as fuck which made learning the game difficult and I'm not spending money for a gaming computer. Shame because it's the perfect game for a history guy like me and it seemed free of degeneracy.
Camden Barnes
sure there will be it will just have mana and shit