When did you start worshiping Thor?

When did you start worshiping Thor?

Archetypal hero character, yawn. Literally a Germanic Apollo.

When he the fucking Sandniggers came. We need you Thor, get these bitches out of white lands.

>he doesn't worship Perun

Varg already explained that it was an axe that pagans were wearing, not a hammer.

I started worshiping Barron Trump's bouncy little boy buns about a year ago and they've given me the power

>he doesn't have a Perun's arrow

You can collect them across the Europe, Belemnites are everywhere.

I don't. I just respect my ancestors and their traditions.

...

Your ancestors were Christian.

No my ancestors are all Scandinavian and Finnish and so they became Christian quite recently.

>he's american
>he's """"""""pagan"""""""
wew my sides

I am half danish

This, it's another muh heritage muh ancestors muh true gods thread. Mutts everywhere.

Fuck Thor, it's all about Tyr, the ORIGINAL god of War

Scandinavia never truly accepted christianity though. There are no streets named after jesus etc, but plenty of them named after norse gods.

Most people here are non religious, but åsatru (paganism) is the fastest growing new religion.

>scandinavia never truly embraced christianity
>proceeds to join the 30 years war
I will be suprised you kid actually know what that is

Paganism is as dead as christianity. Use it for kinship but if you pretend to believe in it you just look silly

Y'all muthafuckas need Talos!

Fuck tyr, it's all about Ares you filthy peasant

This is worse than plastic paddies and weeaboos.

>dude I worship a culture that doesn't even EXIST anymore aren't I a snowflake

Fuck off.

overwhelming majoroty of these pagans are mixed thats why they shout muh ancestors

never
I dont worship the dragon, directly or indirectly, as you are doing

there is Christ on high and his Father worthy of praise, nothing else

i will pray for you

Paganism is alive here and it's a joke. You contrarian faggots would be antibuddhists if you were born here.

WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHEEEIT

They practiced Christianity for 1000 years.

It's only been in the last 60 years that it's been replaced with the new holy trinity of fedoras, socialism, and cuckoldry

Always cringy when foreigners come here with there vikang t-shirts and mjollnir necklace.

fuckin nip you're the one ruining our youth with degenerate anime

The majority of people here claiming to be 'pagan' aren't even remotely related to any of the countries. Just larping because they don't want to admit they're mutts

It's better than the shit your Jews pump out.

Buddhism is a broad church.

>belgium calling anyone a mutt
wew

Always burgers larping as vikangz and their shitty Asatru bullshit.

And you'd be the net right wingers who say fuck Buddhism shinto only.

>not praising swole Jesus
>never goona make it

zen is especially unique

no saints
no dogma
no holy book
no central holy site

What does paganism look like in Japan?

Belgium isn't even a real country.

Just a glorified cuckshed for the nest of demons known as the EU

Not at all. I love mikkyo.

Sunday
Moonday
Tyrsday
Wodinsday
Thorsday
Friggday
Saturnday

It symbolizes the same

wonderful and productive insight

what are the odds on /pol of a thread of more than 100 posts being majority calm, collected, well mannered and toward a common goal with rational discourse?

Zen has saints, deities, holy sutras and sites dude. Where did you hear of this non-dogmatic Zen?

OP here. why do people cringe?

Noodle shops with Buddha and kami in the ads. Shrines. Superstitions. I'll admit that we are your moral superiors but that's because you gave up Jesus.

>Zen has saints,

those arent saints

> deities, holy sutras

none "official"

>and sites

again, none "official", all equal, so to speak

At least we aren't larping like you cucks are doing with muh 1/254th Irish/Nordic/Whatever to hide your shame

never? D&D is cool, but larping is a little bit too much for me.

men jeg forstår bedre dansk enn deg (((kamelåså)))

Dogen is viewed as a Saint. Jizo is common to all Buddhism in Japan and is a Saint.
Fudo is a central deity in all Zen temples along with Kannon/Kanzeon.
Zen in the West is a lot different to Zen in the East.

>Never truly acceptrd christianity
Once again, Catholics right again.

what are the day names in hebrew.....

100% European here.

never jesus is lord jesus would turn thor into mush

>TFW in an RP discord
>Casually introduce someone to folk bands like Faun, Wardruna
>They talk all cryptic, "Do you also dance around the Wheel of The Sun at Lughnasadh?"
>Tell them I think I can infer what they mean, but don't do cryptic shit really well
>They ask me if we just became "Best Pagan Pals"
>Seem so cheerful and upbeat at the prospect
>[spoiler]Tell them I'm a traditionalist Catholic[/spoiler]
>[spoiler]They say it's okay, cause protestants still think we're pagan anyway[/spoiler]
>[spoiler]Still feel like we lost a special connection[/spoiler]
>Feelsbadman.jpg

When Norway became a part of Denmark in 1450 we too became officially Catholics, but the Danes had to send Danish priests to Norway, because there were no Norwegian Catholics. According to the records of history these Danish priests, and other Danish officials, did not have an easy job. They described the Norwegians as "wild" people, and especially the people living in the mountains were "hostile", "unchristian" and "dangerous". One of our inland counties still carries the name "Hedmark", that translates as "The Land of the Pagans". The Danish sheriffs and priests were regularly beaten to death by the Norwegian peasants, and some men even competed against each other, trying to be the one who had killed the most Danish priests and sheriffs. One story from Telemark ("The Land of Thule", another mostly inland county in Norway) tells us that a young man refused to stop until he had killed "at least as many priests as my father killed". This was in the XVIth century! They have also found archeological evidence that some places people made (animal) sacrifices in ancient holy lakes continuously from the Stone or Bronze age and all the way to the XVIIth century!

The explanations of this is of course the fact that Norway was actually never Christianized, as we understand the term. In 1030 they had officially been converted to a faith that was a mix of Pagan beliefs, including Sun worship and a Gnostic form of Christianity. When they met the Danish Catholic priests in the XVth century, who tried to convert them to Catholicism, many of them reacted with violence.

>not worshiping tyr
why live

"saint" and "deity" are the wrong words

and im not talking about any westernized zen

What saved the situation, to some extent, was the Reformation in the early XVIth century. It was more acceptable for the difficult and narrow-minded Norwegians to convert to Protestantism, rather than to the religion of their "oppressors", the Danes. As we know Denmark-Norway became Protestant, and finally most of the "wild" people were slowly Christianized, as we understand the term.

The interesting thing about this, is that the Norwegian people and parts of the Swedish people have never been Catholic! Norway is the only country in Europe that has been neither Greek/Russian-Orthodox nor Catholic. Also, old Pagan religious practices were common as late as the XVIIth and possibly the XVIIIth century. That is quite amazing, and it helps people understand the mentality of the modern Norwegian, and why only 3% of the Norwegian population goes to church (and most of these few church-goers are very old people too, who already have one foot in the grave).

The next time You wonder why there are so many Black Metal bands in Norway, of all countries, and the next time You wonder why it all began in Norway, think about what I have told You in this article... (Dissection is from Bohuslän in Sweden, by the way, so they could easily be called Norwegian too).

If You ever ask any Norwegian about this he or she will probably know nothing about it though, because this is occult history, kept hidden from us for hundreds of years! Official history claims we were Catholics and our Norwegian kings were just a bit cross and individualistic, and that's why they opposed the popes. They just love to make up lies about the past, and do whatever they can to make history place them in a good light. They have no respect for the truth whatsoever, just like the other rulers in our modern world. So enjoy this rare insight into the past. If it had not been for "Nazi-pigs" like me You would have never even heard about these things. Think about that for a minute or two.

Because burgers aren't European and have no connection to Heathenism whatsoever. USA was built on firmly Christian values as a Christian nation.

>Start worshiping Thor
>Life stops being so difficult all the time
Is he a remover of bad luck? The only thing I offer him is mead and he seems to be pretty chill about everything.

when did you start worshipping black men?

well op odinism is okay but most religions are just dumb

Fudo, Kannon and Jizo are deities dude. They're worshiped in Zen as in Shingon and Tendai. Saint Kukai the founder of Shingon is a literal Saint. Dogen is viewed the same way.

I can mention, that when the Templars were persecuted as "devil worshippers" in Europe - amongst other things because they painted 666 on the forehead of skulls and placed them on the altars - beginning in 1189 as far as I remember, mainly in France and England, many Templars fled to Norway, where they found a safe haven and continued to practice their Gnostic faith. The Norwegian kings didn't care what the Catholic pope or any other Catholics said, as they were Gnostics, so the Templars faced no persecution in Norway, and because of that some of the youngest Templar graves in the world can be found in Norway, recognized by the placement of the legs of the dead person in the grave (the legs of the dead are crossed to make up a crucifix). Like the Gnostic priests the knights in the order of the Templars were probably wiped out as a result of the Black Death, as they too were involved in medical care

So thats why Sweden cucked Norway and Denmark in every war they fought

The LARPers ITT make me cringe.

Never, because I'm not a LARPer who's into furries, weed and gay sex.

Real Christian gnostics of that time, such as the Cathars would never cross their bodies to resemble a crucifix. They hated that symbol as it was a sign of death.

>American

Ugh.

>Fucking this group larping as that group
>Proceeds to be a that group larping as another group
WEW
E
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Yohm ree-Shohn - Sunday
Yohm sheh-Nee - Monday
Yohm sha-lee-Shee - Tuesday
Yohm ra-vee-EE - Wednesday
Yohm khah-mee-She - Thursday
Yohm shee-Shee - Friday
shah-Bath - Saturday

Knowing about something doesn't mean I practice it.

not in zen
not saints
not deities
wrong words

saturday
what is "shah" word by itself
and yohm means day?
ah yes of course "yohm Kippur"

die hard Sup Forumsers cant cognate outside of fallacies

>is as dead as christianity.

I used to be a pagan but people online called me a larper so now I love jesus.

Only positive Christianity though, none of that jewish bullshit.

Jesus is anti-/fit/, sorry.

nope

NOBODY UNIRONICALLY WORSHIPS THOR ODIN SUCKED A DICK IN CANNON CONFIRMED FAGGOT THREAD

ALL ANONS LEAVE THIS FAGGOT THREAD AND GET IN HERE

I REPEAT MJOLNIR JEWELRY IS THE NEW FEDORA EVACUATE THREAD AND GO HERE

Reminder: you are nothing but a norse LARPer if you are not a warrior.
Fastfood wagecucks dont go valhalla.

What's your point you retard?
Palestine was part of Roman Empire.
Saturday/Saturnday and Shabbat are same thing.

warriors still needed common folk for food, equipment, and other labor

those peasants and craftsman also had faith

Meddl Loide

>Matthew 6:25
>“Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing?
>Mark 7:18-19
>Nothing that enters a man from the outside can defile him, 19because it does not enter his heart, but it goes into his stomach and then is eliminated.”

Jesus is a gains goblin.

>Jesus is a gains goblin.
Dude was a carpenter, he had to be jacked.

to reach conclusion:
"jesus is anti-gains"
you are arbitrarily tacking a bunch of implications onto those words, while also not understanding them

thing which even his Apostles did regularly, see how many times he had to rebuke and correct them

here is what to take from each passage:

1st passage is - let the Almighty worry for you

2nd is: nothing material alone can condemn you, nothing of this world can FORCE you to become wicked

>worshiping a woman
ISHYGDDT

>i have carton see that thing is femme

>therefore,it is vagina

>lol y you warshp ovaries tho?

Come on. Most of the --"male"--- Gods of that pantheon are herms
There was even a myth about Odin easily transforming into a woman in order to replenish his semen that granted his magical powers by sleeping with men.

Or IIRC that other myth about Loki transforming into a mare, sleeping with some other male horse and giving birth


It's basically Sweden-The Religion

What the fuck is that? Some dried out turd?

stone, bud
stone.

It better be. I've heard people do strange things with dried out turds... or turds in condoms... or just shit in general.

After the Thor: Ragnarok trailer I became a believer :D That part with the lightning looks so fucking epic!

I don't. I worship the one true King of kings, our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

A Fossil of a Belemnite, just google it.
In Poland it was called an arrow of Perun, since people believed that God of Thunder was using those as an arrowheads to strike Earth with thunders.

no wonder the rest of the Sup Forums thinks the average IQ of Sup Forums is below 70

>transforming into a woman to replenish his semen

Daily reminder Varg is an autistic idiot and shouldn't be an accepted source of information.

>Makes you think