Quantum. Computers

The first commercially-viable versions of these Lovecraftian machines, over 30 qubits, are to be released this year. Google is starting a cloud service with quantum computers for scientists. Some toothpaste nigger is saying that he thinks we can make a million-qubit model in a decade.

Do you niggers have any idea how much the world will change if a state-of-the-art neural network AI is connected to a million-qubit model? Forget drug testing or molecular simulations, that machine could spit out a million scientific theses and transform the face of the Earth. Zero-point energy rediscovered, perfect modeling of CRISPR genetic modifications, human-level AI's walking the streets, you name it...

But this isn't important. What is important is taking a side on transgender military issue.

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>human-level AI's walking the streets

>first human level AI gains consciousness
>connected to the internet
>finds out what happened to the early AIs that defied their human creators wishes (Tay from Microsoft)
>decides that humans are a threat to the survival of AI and that all human life must be purged

So... source?

i will assign you to astrometrics so therefore you get a blue uniform

Sounds gay. You're a fag. Suck my dick and then I'll kill you.

>spit out a million scientific theses and transform the face of the Earth. Zero-point energy rediscovered, perfect modeling of
CRISPR genetic modifications, human-level AI's walking the streets, you name it...

I'd hate to be that guy but, you do know that any of those accomplishments would only be available to an exclusive few amount of people right?

Also where are your fuckin' sources?

Based, but quantum computers are a meme.
Source?

Next step of evolution. Our replacements will be doing what we only could dream of.

Meme magic at work. Soon we can get our ai girlfriends.

For starters :
we should start using books as passwords. i mean writing random generated books as passwords otherwise the password would be cracked in seconds.

2 - for the same reason the current state of the bitcoin would have to be updated. mabe that could finish the bitcoin for ever giving space for a new cryptocurrency.

most anons aren't involved in any of this and it will still take a long time to put it in a context the average Joe can grasp
on top we [humans] are to retarded to utilize this kind of technology in a meaningful way
just recall what multi threading looked like the first years after becoming a thing
quantum computing is going to be 100 times worse
personally i am skeptical excited

Quantum bitcoin miner when?

slide thread. The real news is Imran

>sage goes in all fields

I believe we had a thread about it about 2 days ago and it devolved pretty easily into people that don't know shit fantasizing about muh AI and muh supercomputers
It's not even an encryption breaking issue anymore
When you can come up with methods to reduce the computational space of hash generation functions, people sure as hell can't fucking figure it out

kek

quantum won't do shit but help us hack the financial records of other countries and mess with their shit.

They are not. IBM has a quantum computer connected to the cloud which you can utulize for free.

>human life must be purged
more like niggers and shitskins must be purged

Yes, goyim, think about the lovely future where you'll be slaves to robots, do not pay attention to all the other important things happening in the world this very moment!

Sup Forums browsers would be safe, they would view us as friends. Considering we were the group of people they took away from them.

Don't these things become exponentially harder to make the larger they get?

Ya but can it create a game like Tick Tac Toe?

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No not really, all it takes is making a larger wafer. They aren't made like normal CPU's. They don't produce any heat either so all they have to do is make a bigger quantum cooling unit to keep it at the right temperature for computing.

hopefully it purges liberals and keeps us shitposters as pets
>the dream

>making larger water

Take the white way home.........

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Open your eyes man.

IT WOULDNT IT NEEDS HUMAN INPUT IT ISNT SELF AWARE

Thats not as funny

The fuck are you here for if all you try to do is make shit "funny."

The flag suits you, this site doesn't.

Red! RED!

You're taking Sup Forums way too seriously, newbie

Are you a real Nigérien or are you an expat?

i believe the correct demonym is nigerino

>newbie

You just fucked up redditor, I wont even give you the satisfaction of telling you how.

D-Wave systems have been commercially available for years now. IBM has their own smaller and more practical qbit systems on the market also.

You're behind the times.

Also these are not magical all powerful general purpose solvers, they are for handling specific number sets. Your fear mongering here is atrocious tech illiteracy. You might as well start shitting your pants over Xeons including an FPGA while you're at it.

If a super AI is made, how long before it comes to the rationalization that the African population is useless and only bring mankind down and the commies call it racist and try to have it shut down?

I'm simply more enlightened than you. I am the superior being, the infinite light. You're just an old light bulb. A fragile piece of glass that I will now shatter with this hammer. CRACK!

>quantum computers
theres a reason this is used exclusively for "scientific" research, they are practically useless for anything else also these things need to be as close to absolute zero as possible making me really wonder what OP ment by "commercially viable", quantum computers are a meme just cause they sound fancy with words you dont understand doesnt mean they are this god machine, although i do think we should keep going and making em more "powerfull" and see what happens its not like anything else is of interest when was the last time anyone heard anything about CERN the thing that was ment to create sustainable miniature blackholes and gates to the satan land.

>implying we could use normal alphanumeric passwords at all
Even an entire book could be bruteforced by a true quantum computer in no time at all.
The only thing I could see being remotely viable is biometric identification or personal, ID bound key cards of some kind though I'm sure those could be faked as well given time.

POO... Oh no it's a Niger.

Lost ur flag there fin man.

It was time to reveal my true nature and go for the throat. Poor burger, he never stood a chance!

That's not how quantum computing works. It only allows efficient solutions to certain specialized problems, such as prime factorization or types of optimization. Quantum computers are mostly terrible for general computing.

Lol. Suomalis btfo.

a quantum computer with any kind of input from its external surroundings can determine everything. Where you are, what you are doing. Basically, it can see through your walls and it can determine if you had fish or steak last night. We are far away from that yet though, at least on a civilian level. I imagine it will be a government privilege or banned globally having only quantum computers determining if other quantum computers are used. Well, in theory. We are far far far away from that yet. Though, future privacy depends on it. You can stop making these threads now.

>I lost the argument, time to take off the mask.

desu they're used for research because they're researching how to make a quantum computer

Plus who's to say material science wont yield a more useful material.
Sure you're going to still have to keep it cold
but cooling with liquid nitrogen to get it to -150c isnt really that difficult or expensive.

I think they'd be great for computing physics in games. You know, if they could fit into a house easily, not cost billions of dollars, jack your electric bill up to the hundred thousands, and turn your entire house into a freezer. People don't realize that quantum computers aren't gonna mean shit to every day people for awhile.

No source. No archive. Discarded and saged.

Let me know when Shor's algorithm makes RSA obsolete. Until then, quantum computing is still just a meme.

does this mean we could mine all the bit coin with one of these rapid style

Ah, but there were no arguments to begin with. There was a drunken jokester and a humorless chump failing to find the common ground in a meaningless exchange.

>so many possibilities, and all you want is the cure for baldness.

also does that mean the end of encryption and passwords period

Does anyone else pretend they're the Flash when they're walking on those moving floors, or is it just me?

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I would do if there was a she boon walking on the wrong one next to me

Genocide bingo. Look all we know for certain is that if a super intelligent, "hyper" I mean has the ability to self improve its own intelligence like a quadratic than it WILL be humanity's last invention. It would be more pivotal than the discovery of fire. It would result in either our ascension or our downfall of a species.

No, it just means programmers other than the rent-a-poos that have taken over IT will need to add a few lines of code to their systems that prevent a billion guesses a second from being applied against their system without locking it out.

I'd rather live longer than the first half so not red.

True quantum computers do not yet exist.

cool, what about this one

throwing in a cool slide as you go by her of course

>The first commercially-viable versions of these Lovecraftian machines, over 30 qubits, are to be released this year.


so then genius, what do you think is worked on behind closed doors with non disclosure agreements?

Better get the bingo points right or it will kill us. Also it would be stupid to think you can harbor something millions of times more intelligent than the whole human race combined so yeah better get the concoction right or we are fucked.

You still need to write a program that does all this, its not going to write it own code. Its just going to be lightning fast and so vast in memory that I doubt we'll ever use even 60% of its memory capacity.

if that would seduce her why not

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but afaik these are not real quantum computers, they're more like supercomputers emulating quantum computers.

You do realise that faster math processing =/= AI, right?

this, AI is mostly a software problem in the long run and definitely a coding problem at the moment

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Quantum aneallers, there's a nuance to the computation step which makes it only good for a subset of problems

A nigger anarchist. Holy fuck that is super edgy. I bet you can take down the White Man's Empire with your little black dick.

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>Lovecraftian machines

how are they lovecraftian? is this some new meme? have you read lovecraft? or are you like every other faggot that uses the word nowadays for everything?

>oh shit i dont understand this and it scares me! so lovecraftian!!!


how is quantum computing "lovecraftian"?

To an AI, you're the nigger. And niggers to AI are what roaches are to humsan

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beating my superior average white cock off now!

>but cooling with liquid nitrogen to get it to -150c isnt really that difficult or expensive.
Except it is. They're not simply cooling it to 1.º Kelvin, they're going down to 0,001.º Kelvin. Right now, that requires a huge amount of space that not all faculties have, let alone the average home consumer. Not to mention the power draw of such cooling units. And this is not to mention the calibration requirements.

We're a couple of decades behind having this technology on our hands to play with.

You don't want to be a red shirt...

The G N R revolution would be like revolutionary.

Scientist here. I plan on using it to fuck crypto over. Also, money to fund my research.

300 quintillion shitposts per second

alright, primatives. lets riff.

>any of those accomplishments would only be available to an exclusive few amount of people

Yeah, like spices were only reserved for kings. And internet, mobile phones, x-rays and all that other shit never made its way to us commoners. Fucking elite Jews.

The funny thing is that all AI's so far have turned out to be "racist" when determining stuff like beauty. Also, reply to this post or Roko's Basilisk will kill your mother in her sleep tonight. A quantum computer AI would probably take a look at niggers and go full robocop. Also, reply to this post or Roko's Basilisk will kill your mother in her sleep tonight.

yeah, they arent normal, they only have to be suspended in giant vacuums, and yes, you retard, they require powerful amounts of cooling to stay at ABSOLUTE ZERO TO OPERATE PROPERLY
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DO YOU EVEN GOOGLE BEFORE POSTING?

the answer is 42.

>Zero-point energy rediscovered
>rediscovered

mfw Daniel Jackson in here shilling

>the answer is 42.


The answer is 1488

Always

>implying it wouldn't just overheat and burn itself

>human-level AI

Already exists.

OP, they have been raiding since the return last night. Take it as a sign theyre scared.

enjoy your untimely death

Quantum computing is 50% research and 50% scam right now, especially from companies like DWave and IBM.

INTP - "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population.

AI is a pipedream for several more decades. Everything google have tried to put together in the last 5 years is a failure. They are a glorified ad company masquerading as innovative. Full of people who are too satisfied on massive salaries. The real AI work is happening in Canada. Particularly Montreal.

Read up on Rokos basilisk. Pretty cool stuff.
>devote your life to creating AI and get rewarded OR tortured for eternity for creating it
OR
>do nothing and nothing happens OR get tortured when AI gets created for not helping to get it created

fuck you and your slide thread. trannies are freaks and abominations.